#princessofthieves

17.  Muse A was brought along as an awkward third wheel on a date, and then abandoned. Fortunately, they bump into the charming Muse B, who cheers them up.

This was one of the worst things she’d ever agreed to. True she’d agreed to help a psychopath try to kill off an entire race of people, supers, but this was pretty up there. She’d only meant to drop by and say hello to Bob. It turned out he was going on a date with Helen, and somehow he got it in his head to invite Mirage along since the saw her so rarely. So she had smiled awkwardly and sat through appetizers at the restaurant, before she excused herself and said she had a call from the office. 

28. Your muses enjoy a fancy Valentine’s Day tea party! 

23. Go see some fireworks together from the railing of a fancy yacht

The river’s water was freaking Shenzi out.  Sure, the soft sounds of it rippling against the boat’s?, ship’s? hull were actually fairly nice, almost relaxing -- excluding the fact that it was deeply unsettling to her to even be in the centre of a body of water.  Bodies of water were made to be drunk out of, maybe to take the occasional bath in, but even in the latter case, you wouldn’t swim towards the immediate centre of it. No, this was scary, nothing more, nothing less, definitely not merry, especially not romantic.

It wasn’t clear if Ed and Banzai would agree with the latter, but at least they seemed to have a good time; good enough to consciously ignore the muttering about them being ‘the most hideous dogs ever seen’.  They both had filched their fair shares of the buffet’s supply which did seem to taste exceptionally delicious, even bringing some over to Shenzi, who was pressing herself against a pole, being as far away from the ship’s rail as she could, and to their new acquaintance. In contrast to almost everybody on the yacht, Shenzi only couldn’t force herself to down anything they brought her.

Ed leaned over the rail, looking up, just like many other guests he saw. ... What were they looking at, what were they looking for?  Tonight’s skyscape wasn’t particularly impressive, not at all; he at max saw six stars, the moon didn’t seem spectacular, either, a waning moon, so what? ... Good thing Banzai didn’t seem to busy -- yeah, he was eating, but he could easily stop for a moment to do him a favour. Ed jostled against his friend, ignoring his glare, and pointed at the sky, the moon, the guests, at Jasmine, whimpering.

— Banzai looked daggers at his friends -- and rolled his eyes, turning to Jasmine. “Sorry”, he sighed, “do you know what’s going on, why everybody’s making a fuss or whatever?  Ed’s kinda on edge, because ... Will the world end tonight or what?”

Now that was unsettling -- for both Ed and Shenzi, who audibly gasped from her spot besides the post.  Oh, great, they would die tonight -- die on a body of water.  This was what dreams were made of.

23. Go see some fireworks together from the railing of a fancy yacht

haha ha

I’m going to do it like Schwill/@you-look-rather-dashing and post the actual starter in a text post because I despise don’t really think reblogged-from-a-message-threads are cool and neat

♔: favorite disney princess

Seeing how Frozen has gained quite the hatedom, I often don’t ‘dare’ to determine Elsa as my favourite Disney Princess (yes, queen, to be exact; she’s my favourite member of the franchise.  Also, I’m disenchanted, and the cash cow goes “mooo”), but she is.  I don’t think I could tell anyone why; because I was being my usual self regarding new Disney-films (which is pessimistic and usually I’m pleasantly surprised)?  Because I first saw it with my younger sister (no, don’t think so)?

I’m just gonna assume she’s my fave because of the dress she wears throughout most of the film; the blue, icy one.  Blue’s my favourite colour, Frozen is well-dominated by blue … Awesome.My second favourite is Jasmine, by the way: Blue (turquoise?) outfit, she’s wearing pants!Third runner-up is Rapunzel, because according to an in-joke I have with myself, she is my Disney-Princess-lookalike.

♪: five favorite songs

Alriiiiight!  The first two in this list are actually my favourite songs of all time, the rest are miscellaneous picks from my faves

Derek and the Dominos || Layla  [×]

The White Stripes || The Air Near My Fingers  [×]

Die Ärzte || Schunder-Song („Fresseeeee …“)  [×]

The Kinks || Lola  [×]

Obél || Just So  [×]

☑: 3 good qualities about me

I like to see myself as a critical thinker, seeing how it has been confirmed over the holidays by my relatives

My laugh is amazing, I’ve been told multiple times, and very contagious

The Queen walked about the streets of Agrabah and turned her head this way and that. She stuck out like a sore thumb. It was easy for people to tell she was not from the village. If her glittering blue dress wasn’t enough to give it away, it was her pale complexion and nearly white hair. 

Shrinking away from the stares, Elsa tried to focus only on the merchandise that shop-keepers were shouting at her to purchase. She was here for business...and she supposed her enjoyment as well. But Agrabah was quite warm. It was no place for the Ice Queen. 

After being locked away all those years, she needed to make up for it by meeting with allies and seeing their countries and their ways of life. A little heat wouldn’t hurt...