#princess!hiro

Oh my god I snorted

Callaghan finds out about Hiro shortly after the curse has kicked in, and everyone is kind of freaking out because where did the dress come from? Why can’t they get it off? WHY ARE THERE SPARKLES FLOATING AROUND HIRO’S HEAD???

Abigail calls up her dad in prison because she knows he knows his sisters better than anyone, and puts Hiro on the phone. Callaghan ends up talking him through it, giving him tips and tricks to survive the week (”Close your windows at night or you’re going to wake up covered in cute little forest creatures. Just crawl into bed in the big poofy dress, by the time you wake up it’ll have changed into a different big poofy dress. The shoes are the most comfortable things you will ever wear, just accept it. Whatever you do, don’t sing.”)

Hiro brings him a gift basket of Lucky Cat Cafe pastries after the curse is over in thanks, even if he still is kind of cheesed with the man.

When the rest of the Nerd Herd find out about his princess powers, GoGo jokingly adds Fred to the list of critters that Hiro’s got at his beck and call.

It drives Hiro absolutely round the bend having all of these animal friends always following him around, because unfortunately most of them don’t quite get the concept of “boundries”. He’s lost track of the number of times he’s gone to sleep snug in his bed only to wake up in the middle of the night with a bunch of beady little eyes glowing at him, surrounding him in the darkness. It’s bad enough that Tadashi doesn’t even wake up anymore when Hiro jumps out of bed and shrieks.

But admittedly it does come in handy. People are a lot less likely to shove a kid into a locker if they’re going to be swarmed with rats seconds later. Or tease him and call him names if they’re going to be dive-bombed by pigeons for the rest of the day. Tadashi never needed to get involved with Hiro’s bullies because there were no bullies. No one would dare.

Although it does go right back to sucking the first time Tadashi tries to show off Baymax to his little bro, and Hiro’s deer friend ends up popping him with its antlers.

I’m picturing the scene in Shrek 3 where the princesses attack their way into the castle. And it is GLORIOUS