Dec 28, 2024
Happy Holidays from the goofiest rick
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Happy Holidays from the goofiest rick
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((The flat version:))
NEXT SEASON I WANT PRIME RICK TO COME OUT AND SHOW THAT HE WAS DIANE ALL ALONG REMOTELY CONTROLLING AN ANDROID BODY FOR AN ELABORATE TEST TO SEE IF RICK WOULD CHEAT ON HER WITH HIMSELF (HE DID) AND THEN SHE GOT MAD AND FAKED HER AND BETH'S DEATH AND SPENT THE NEXT 50 YEARS HIDING FROM HIM BECAUSE HE BROKE HER HEART AND THIS WHOLE TIME HE THOUGHT PRIME WAS REAL BUT WHEN THEY MET AGAIN SHE AND BETH AND PRIME RICK'S ANDROID BODY TELEPORTED BACK TO CRONENBERG WORLD BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE FROM--THE DEAD SUMMER AND BETH FROM THAT WORLD WAS FROM A DIFFERENT REALITY ONLY MORTY AND JERRY WERE FROM THERE, AND THAT'S WHY PRIME DIDN'T KNOW WHO JERRY WAS, BECAUSE DIANE NEVER MET HIM BEFORE. AND SHE AND BETH DECIDED TO START FUCKING WITH RICK EVEN MORE BECAUSE HE DESTROYED THEIR HOME DIMENSION AND ALSO BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. AND WHEN RICK FINDS OUT PRIME WAS DIANE THIS WHOLE TIME HE WANTS TO KISS AND MAKE OUT, AND DIANE SAYS LMAO NO I'M A LESBIAN NOW, AND COMES OUT WITH HER NEW WIFE, DIANE FROM AN ALTERNATE REALITY. AND THEN THEY START KISSING AND MAKING OUT WHILE RICK SLAPS HIS HANDS ON HIS FACE LIKE THAT KID FROM HOME ALONE AND HE SAYS "ZOO WEE MAMA!!!" AND THEN HE GOES HOME AND REALIZES BOTH HIS LOVERS DIANE AND PRIME RICK ARE LOST FOREVER AND HE CALLS BP TO SEE IF HE WANTS TO DATE, BUT INSTEAD BP INVITES HIM TO ANOTHER WEDDING, AND THAT HIS BIRD DAUGHTER IS GETTING A STEPDAD, AND WHEN RICK GETS THERE HE REALIZES THAT MR. NIMBUS IS BP'S DAUGHTER'S STEPDAD. AND RICK GETS A HEART ATTACK AT THE WEDDING BUT EVERYONE ASSUMES HE'S JUST DOING IT FOR ATTENTION TO TRY AND RUIN THE WEDDING BECAUSE HE'S PETTY AND UPSET, SO THEY JUST LEAVE HIM WRITHING ON THE FLOOR UNTIL HE FINALLY SUCCUMBS TO DEATH, BUT INSTEAD OF BEING SAD EVERYONE'S JUST ANNOYED THAT HE RUINED THE WEDDING BY DYING AND THEY THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. AND WHILE HE'S BEING CARRIED OFF TO THE MORGUE IN A BODY BAG THE SMITH FAMILY LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AND SAYS, "OH, THAT GRANDPA RICK!" BEFORE SOFTLY CHUCKLING TO EACH OTHER AS THE END CREDITS ROLL AND AN UPBEAT FEELGOOD SONG PLAYS.
(WARNING: NSFW UNDER THE CUT! +18)
Drink up asshole .
Caught that bastard.
(Wanted to draw rick in his glasses)
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((Theory: Diane knew about Prime))
((We are close to season 8 but it might be ok to point I point some season 7 facts.)) ((This is a theory I throw out of of my ass just after shower but I do have suspicions Diane knew about the existence of Prime.)) ((One reason but not the most obvious is: why Prime would go drastic and go directly go bomb Diane and Beth?))
((You might tell me "Yeah but Rick Prime is a psychopath". Yes he is but at the same time we saw Rick Prime is not someone who can take time to plan things even if it takes years in making. But also structures -as much as physical than social- which did last also years like the structure that led later to what was to the Citadel. What I'm saying is he is a psychopath but also it has a certain logic, reflexion and dedication for him to do it. Like to hold it so well it also means Rick Prime didn't go radical every time he had a disagreement with someone. In fact, you can say he decided to go radical for 1,5 reasons: Rick C-137 choosing Diane and the 0;5 reason would be Ricks choosing Diane in general.))
(( Which leads me to another point: Rick Prime and Rick C-137 looked like they knew eachother for a long time looking at the memories and their dialogue during their fights. Rick Prime didn't decide to throw a bomb just after a one time disagreement. ))
(( Now how is this related to Diane knowing Rick Prime ? First let's come back to to the fear hole where writters said they wrote Diane the way they imagine her to be:))
(( It is a creation to the fear hole, but basing on what the writers said, it is also very possible she was fearless enough to go to adventures with Rick C-137. And that means knowing at least aliens... So why wouldn't she know about the possibility of a multiverse with multiple version of her husband?)) ((Coming back to why the bomb after this last fight, if we consider Prime and C-137 were not just fighting once, this means Prime took time to try to convince C-137. Considering Primed decided to play dirty at the end throwing the bomb, what tells you he didn't try to push away Diane by convincing her? Like for example prove your husband he is a cheater and this didn't work. It also could be he threw a bomb ar her because she was the one who gave the best arguments.)) ((But if you are not convinced Diane knew Prime, Prime at least knew her. Like for example he made bots really looking like her:))
((He also copied her voice way better than C-137 did. And to say Rick Prime knew her, when the round bot Diane said "you suck at eating pussy!" Rick C-137 didn't look shocked. But more, he replied "I know you said it to be hurful, but I won't deny it. I was young".))
((Here is Rick 1.approving a fact and 2. That means Rick Prime knew his Diane, and not just Dianes in general, was displeased. ))
((Rick Prime may have an obssesion with Dianes, but for me Rick Prime sure knew what C-137 Diane didn't like about Rick C-137.))
((Thought those are like, just shower thoughts and maybe my theory won't be true. But I don't think Diane was stupid and not as ignorant as we may portrait her for now and I do see her as one of the first true rivals to Rick Prime.))
Im@really looking forward to seeing wha they do with Prime Rick. #rickandmorty #primerick #weirdrick #adultswim https://www.instagram.com/p/CijVXgWsHyr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=