I finally learned how to ice skate today i felt like a majestic eagle while watching my friends fall

I am the champion of Kalos why am i here paying for dinner at sushi high rollers i can burn down lumoise city and take over the region i will build my empire and no one can stop me. 

never hang out with friends who have cameras because they will take ugly pictures of you and upload them for the world to see

i just did the exfoliating thing with my lips by brushing them with a toothbrush and hot damn they're supper soft now i wish i could kiss myself thats just how soft they are fuck

i changed my url again im so sorry