Pretzel Week. Day 4: Fake Dating Trope in a Shapeshifters AUÂ
Fake the mate.
In a desperate attempt to have her pack out of her back regarding her unmated status, Emma Swan found the most unexpected ally in Killian Jones, beta from the rival pack.
It wasnât unknown that after the death of his mate, Killian held no interest in ever finding another mate.
But when he found Emma tipping the scales into a dangerous situation by getting drunk on a bar that belonged to their territory, and before Liam jumped into yet another chance at a pissing contest with David, Killian bought her a shot of whiskey - or five - Â and listened to her predicament.
It wasnât hard to fake interest in Emma, she was one of the most fierce and beautiful women heâd seen in his life and the way she could talk back at everyone - including him, a beta from a rival pack or her own Alpha - surely was something else. He quite enjoyed it, especially when she was yelling at David - or Liam.
For all the tough exterior the Brother Jones pack had as reputation, Killian Jones could be as adorable as a puppy when he set his mind to it and the way heâd played the puppy dog eyes in front of her pack had been absolutely perfect.
They couldnât fool the wolvesâ senses, but they could definitely fool both David and Liam into the fact that they were willingly choosing each other as mates, all natural laws be damned. It wasnât common, but there had been exceptions, especially when one partner had already lost a mate.
The ruse had worked perfectly for a while, until the day her gaze started to linger on his, or his hand would remain at her lower back for a moment more than was visible needed in front of the rest. It was - and it wasnât - a surprise when they found themselves holding hands in private, with no one looking.
Her eyes bore into his and when she leaned in to kiss him, he met her halfway.
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Fantasy Pretzel Week: Day Seven: Prompt: Any Modern Trope in a Nymph/Fae/Elves AU.
I went with fake dating/green card marriage! Thank you so much @seastarved for arranging this week, Iâve had a blast! This oneâs T, 2,911 words, and open to more if you enjoy folks, so do let me know :D.
Itâs an accident of course, these things always are.
She knew she should be home before the sun touched the horizon - every child of the forest knew that - but sheâd been distracted, another argument about suitors with her grandmother still buzzing through her head as the dew rose around her feet, the swish of her practice sword through the long grass covering the sound of the flutes until she was almost upon them.
And now itâs too late.
--
They surround her, the invisible boundary sheâd dared to cross shimmering behind them as they circle her with huge, overbright eyes, thin lips drawn back to show off their needle-like teeth.
âWell, well, well,â titters the closet creature, his voice pure as bells even though villainy is written in every scale of his skin. âWhatever do we have here, dearie?â
âPrincess Emma of the Enchanted Forest,â she snaps, her shoulders back and her chin held high as she fights to keep the tremble out of her voice. âI demand release!â
The fae laugh, a sound like shattering glass, and creep closer. Some of the smaller ones begin to tug at the edges of her cloak, at the ends of her hair. The one whoâd spoken smiles like a crocodile and runs a long, thin finger over her cheek.
âBut you interrupted our dance, dear princess! And you know what happens to girls who dance with the fairies, donât you?â
She juts her chin out further and says nothing. The fairy pouts, the setting sun making his skin glimmer.
âIf we like you,â he says. âWe keep you.â
âAnd if we donât!â cry the smaller ones, taking each otherâs hands and spinning around them both until sheâs dizzy with watching them, their bodies fading into a swirl of pink and green and gold. âAnd if we donât!â
The male smiles again takes her face in his bony hands and breathes magic over her skin.
âWe donât.â
And the world falls away.
--
She comes to slowly, blinking grit from her eyes as she struggles to adjust to the light - or lack of it. The ground beneath her is strangely spongy, cold and damp, and the air tastes thick and bitter and stagnant on her tongue.
âDonât breathe it too deeply,â comes a voice from the murk. âIt gets inside you.â
âWhat does?â she asks, struggling to her feet as the ground seems to wobble beneath her.
âWhy,â says the voice merrily, âthe magic, of course!â
âIâm not afraid of magic,â she says, sending a pulse of light through her arm and into her palm and holding the resulting blue flame up as proof.
âLucky you.â
The voice sounds a touch pained, but still just wry enough to have her narrowing her eyes against the light to try and seek it out.
The walls of the room are green and dripping with algae, strange protrusions reaching out every few feet with long tendrils of waterweed hanging from their tips. The floor is covered in much the same wet green carpet, undulating underfoot as she turns about.
âWhere are you?â
âCanât you see?â The voice is wry now. Wry and tired. âIâm right here.â
It's close alright, almost right by her ear but echoing strangely at the same time, almost as though it's owner is speaking from the end of a long tunnel, or from somewhere -
She looks up.
The ceiling is covered in the same soft mossy substance as the floors and walls, and it too undulates strangely the surface almost wavelike as it dips and curls.
And in the centre of it, is a face.
âHullo,â says the face, its dry, chapped lips cracking into a smile. âWhat's a girl like you doing in a place like this?â
She screams, and the light putters and dies leaving her - them - alone in the gloom.
âDon't panic,â says the man, because that is what he must be (must have been) as she gathers her knees to her chest. âListen to me, you mustn't panic love.â
âSays the man in the ceiling,â she spits out, rocking slightly as the ground shifts beneath her.
âOn the ceiling, if weâre getting pedantic about these things,â he says, and lets out a long sigh that ruffles her hair. âNow how about that light, hm? Quite impressive that.â
âHardly,â she mutters, but another blue spark flares to life in her palm, and she lifts it so that she can see the reflection of the fire in the ceiling manâs eyes. âWhere am I?â
âExactly where the crocodile wants you,â he says, dark brows furrowing as the moss around his jaw shivers. âThat's the only place any of us go around here.â
âAnd he wants you there?â
The man laughs, short and humourless.
âNot exactly.â
âDo you,â she takes a deep breath, considers the stupidity of her next question, and asks it any. âDo you know how to get out of here?â
âOf course,â he says, one eyebrow arching meaningfully as he looks her up and down. âI stay for the scenery.â
âAre you - are you flirting with me?â Emma snorts. âTough luck buddy. I donât date barnacles.â
The eyebrow stays high, but the twinkle in his eye dulls.
âWell, thatâs a shame love because in a few hours youâll be one.â
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
âKeep still a moment,â he says, not unkindly. âDo you remember what I said to you? About the magic? Can you feel it yet?â
Emma rolls her eyes but does as he says, lowering her hands and the light into her lap as she concentrates on the feel of the moss beneath her. Itâs still cold, and wet, and pretty disgusting, but thereâs something more to it now. Something that crawls over her skin and makes her blood run cold.
The ground is moving, swaying, almost imperceptibly, and as she sits there a single strand of green has winds its way around her left ankle. She yelps, leaping to her feet, the man in the ceiling hissing out an oath as her magic sparks higher, catching at where his chest should be.
âWhat is this stuff?â she spits, rubbing at her ankle with her other foot, her heart hammering in her ribcage.
âMagic,â he says. âI did warn you.â
âOh,â Emma scowls, her face wrinkling in determination. âOh no, no, no. No way. Not happening.â
She shakes her hands, the light from her palms bouncing off the uneven walls as she shifts her weight from one foot to the other.
âThis might sting a bit.â
âExcuse - â
She doesnât wait for him to finish, closing her eyes and channeling her magic through and up and out until she can feel the walls vibrate, the floor jolting beneath her until she opens her eyes and -
Release.
Lightning pours from her fingertips, the vegetation shrivelling away to nothing as she concentrates on one bare patch of yellowish rock. All she needs is one crack, one -
âLittle help here, love?â
She tears her eyes away from her magic to see the man straining against the shaking ceiling, the moss tearing along the line of his throat, his collarbone, his⊠arm?
âYouâre a man!â she gasps as his fingers break free. âAn actual man!â
âKind of you to notice,â he groans, sweat breaking across his brow as he attempts to pull his arm free. âAlthough, not entirely correct.â
âWhat are you doing?â
âYou appear to be quite set on pulling this place down around us, excuse me if I donât fancy being crushed to death!â
He struggles harder, but that seems to anger the vines which start to curl and nip at his exposed skin.
âOh for goodness - here!â With one hand still directing her magic at the gradually crumbling wall, she tosses her practice sword and he snatches it up with his free hand, sawing at where she imagines his legs to be. âBetter?â
He drops to the ground beside her with a wet splat, black leather and a rusty steel hook all she spots before a heavy, grinding sound draws her attention back to the now bulging wall.
âWhat do you suppose,â she asks out of the corner of her mouth as her magic flickers and dies, the wall groaning alarmingly. âIs behind that? Actually?â
âI suspect we are about to be the first to find out. May I suggest holding your - â
She doesnât hear his next word, though she can guess at it, as the wall finally cracks open, white as bone, and a cascade of water sweeps her off her feet. It tosses her helplessly against the far wall before sucking her back and under until sheâs no idea which way is up. Her lungs are burning, her eyes stinging as she struggles to open them against the briny murk. She manages to catch hold of something solid, her fingers slipping over cold metal and then another surge takes her, and sheâs lost.
--
âWake up, love. Love? Come on, this is no time for a nap.â
She blinks blearily up at the turquoise sky, a dark cloud hovering just above her.
âAm I dead?â
âNot quite. You gave it a good shot, though.â
The cloud resolves itself into the waterlogged hair and grey-white face of the man from the ceiling.
âYou have very blue eyes,â she tells him, struggling to focus on the slight twitch of his lips. âAre you laughing at me?â
âNever, love,â he says, but though her ears are ringing sheâs sure she can still hear the grin at the edge of his words. âBad form to laugh at a lady. Especially when sheâs swallowed half the ocean.â
âOh,â she says, and her stomach roils. âI think Iâm going to be sick.â
He rolls her onto her side, rubbing her back in small circles as she retches into what appears to be fine silver sand and mumbling words in a language she doesnât know.
âWhat happened?â she finally pants, spitting the taste of bile from her mouth and sitting up to rub the back of her hand across her sore lips.
âYou saved me, I saved you,â the man says lightly. âFair trade. Although Iâm confident my way was a little less dramatic.â
âSo you say,â she snaps back.
âI do say.â His eyes are twinkling and it makes Emma want to do something ridiculously childish like throw sand at him. âYou're welcome, by the way.â
âStrange thing to be grateful for. Being stuck here, wherever here is, with you, whatever you are.â
âDashingly handsome?â he offers, his eyebrows waggling.
Emma wrinkles her nose and reaches out to pluck at a strand of fern thatâs clinging to the top of his slightly pointed ear.
âYou still smell like seaweed,â she tells him as he flicks it behind her, and he scowls.
âYou're not all that fresh yourself, love,â he says, crossing his arms. Itâs only then that she remembers the rusty old grappling hook that has taken the place of his left hand. He seems to recall it at more or less the same time, stuffing it under the sleeve of his battered leather coat and averting his eyes.
âWho are you, anyway? And why were you stuck in that - in that place?â
âKillian Jones, at your service,â he says, dropping into an ostentatious bow so ridiculous it makes her blush. âAnd you are?â
âYou didn't answer my second question.â
âTit for tat, love. One each hmm?â
âEmma,â she says. âCrown Princess of the Enchanted Forest.â And then, as an afterthought, offers him an awkward curtsy. She might be lost, and cold, and wet, but sheâs still royalty after all.
Killianâs eyes go wide, and he lets out as low whistle, looking her up and down as though heâs assessing what she might make at market. She clenches her hands into fists and glowers at him in reply.
âSnow Whiteâs girl?â
âWoman,â she spits. Killian grins.
âOh don't worry, that's very clear.â
âAnd you?â She lifts an eyebrow. âYour turn. Tit for tat, right?â
âThe King and I have⊠history. He'd have liked me as a permanent addition to his dungeon decor, but dear old mum was of this realm - and if there's any rule the fair folk bother to obey, it's that you cannot touch kin. The rest of my crew were not so fortunate in their... ancestry.â He flexes his fist reflexively as he speaks, his already pale skin seeming to glow in the cold light of the pale sun. âMay the gods have mercy on their souls, and the sea take their bones.â
Beyond him Emma can see the tide receding from the shore, the thick, dark waters leaving a greenish slick in their wake, and thinks of the dark, clammy cave below. Of the rock walls that perhaps were not rock at all. She shudders, her eyes burning from more than just the salt water still clinging to her lashes.
âWhat does he want with me? The Fairy King?â
âWell, that I don't know, love,â sighs Killian. âNothing good going by your first accommodations I'll wager.â
âI need to get out of here. I need - I need to go home,â she stands, swaying slightly on the shifting sands, and turns towards where pinkish cliffs rise from the silver dunes. âCan you show me the way?â
âNot that easy love,â he says, resting his hand on her shoulder, his voice perhaps a little sad. âOnly your family can pull you from this place, and only on one day - a year and a day from this day. We may be able to get a message to them, but beyond that...â
He trails off, giving here shoulder a slight squeeze. Emma shrugs his hand off, frowning at him over her shoulder.
âSo what? I just⊠hide?â
âNot your style, love?â asks Killian, his lips twitching as her expression darkens. âNor mine, at that. But the King has spies everywhere, and once he realises you helped me to escape his blood will be high. I do have... one idea, however.â
He scratches at his ear as he speaks, and the pointed tip reminds her that this is no mere man sheâs bargaining with on this strange shore.
âYou say youâre one of them. I know better than to trust the fair folk.â
Both eyebrows rise this time, in what she thinks is mock offence. âBut not better than to watch your step on May eve?â
She bows her head slightly in acknowledgment, before casting another glance at the impenetrable range before them.
âAlright. What's your idea.â
He half-closes his eyes before he answers her as if heâs not quite sure if he dares to look at her.
âMarry me.â
Emma gapes, the wooziness of almost drowning returning tenfold as she stares at him in disbelief.
âPardon?â
Killian looks briefly to the sky, mouthing words she cannot understand, then returns to watching her warily.
âHe cannot touch kin, remember? If we were to marry - â
âI'm not marrying you!â Emma snaps. âThat's - that's ridiculous!â
âI wouldnât - â he half closes his eyes as if expecting a slap, âI wouldnât expect anything - â
âI should hope not!â
âAnd it wouldnât be binding, not beyond this realm, you could return to your sweetheart and I would never presume - â
Emma opens her mouth to spit another retort - about how she has no need for a sweetheart in this realm or any other thank-you-very-much - but he speaks again before she can, his voice low and almost ashamed as he nods slowly, scuffing the toe of his boot through the sand.
âOn second thoughts,â he says. âPerhaps youâre right. I am a wanted man, after all. Mayhaps you will do better alone.â
He turns as if heâs planning on walking back into the sea, and for a single frantic moment she thinks heâs about to do something truly stupid, catching at his sleeve before he can dip his toes back into the green-black waters.
âWait!â she cries, wincing slightly as he turns to her in surprise. âWhat are you- where are you going?â
âSomewhere the King wonât find me, or, at least, somewhere where I can give him a run for his money.â He taps the side of his nose with his forefinger. âA man has his secrets, Princess.â
âAnd you truly believe you can help me?â
âI believe two heads are better than one. In the main, at least. There are some beasts of this realm that may lead me to reconsider.â
Emma closes her eyes, imagines her motherâs face if she knew she was even considering such a thing, and takes a deep breath.
âI can't believe I'm doing this.â
He shrugs, the leather of his coat cracking under her fingers thanks to its layer of salt and grime. âThis morning I was ceiling decor, love. This day has taken quite a turn for both of us.â
âThatâs an understatement,â Emma says, dropping her hand as if burned, and wiping it surreptitiously on her sodden overskirt. âSo, what do we do now?â
âWe aim inland to the meadows of annwl, I may have some friends left there that can help us both.â He holds out his hand, wriggling his fingers slightly as she considers it. âDo you trust me?â
She spares him the smallest of smiles as she slips her hand into his, his palm surprisingly warm against her own chilled skin.
âNot at all.â
âOh good,â he says with a grin as wide as sin. âI do love a challenge.â
Another ficlet for @seastarvedâs Fantasy Pretzel Week. Day 4, Feb 23: Fake Dating Trope in a Shapeshifters AU
Again, thanks @mahstatins and @ofshipsandswans for taking a look at this for me.
âSwan,â Killian gently grabs Emma by the arm as she turns to slip out the door, âwhere the bloody hell are you going? What if your parents find you sleeping in some other room? Doesnât that defeat the purpose of this whole charade?â
âKillian, I swear, I can explain. Just not now, OK? In the morning?â He sighs and lets her go, unwilling to keep his best friend captive. She slips out the door and he goes to bed alone.
Heâs woken the next morning by the sound of her creeping back through the door. He looks at her pointedly. She doesnât explain.
The same thing happens the next night. And the next.
Emma Swan still doesnât share her secret with him; he feels heartbroken.
By the fourth night he is done. Before she leaves the room he asks her to explain once more, as he has come to expect, she refuses. When she creeps out the door, he waits a moment, then peers out the door after her.
She heads down the corridor, then looks left and right before opening the door to the attic. Curious, Killian follows her path down the hallway and he too sneaks into the attic. He climbs the stairs as stealthily as possible, cursing inwardly when he steps on a creaking step. He pauses, waiting to be caught, but when Emma doesnât appear to berate him he continues on.
He expects to see Emma when he reaches the top of the stairs, but thereâs no sign of her. What he can see is a curious cupboard, itâs door slightly ajar. He strides over to it, throws it wide open, and is startled to see a whole new world through the door. A winter wonderland.
He steps back, looks around the cupboard, peers around the room for Emma. She must have gone into the cupboard, if heâs to find out what has become of her, he has no choice but to follow. He wishes he needed time to consider whether this was really a wise decision, but who is he kidding? Heâd go to the ends of the world for her. Or into another world entirely, apparently.
He steps through and finds himself in Narnia. Presumably. He climbed through a cupboard and is now surrounded by snow covered trees. Heâs fucking freezing. Heâs only wearing his PJs and slippers after all.
âSwan?â He calls uncertainly, âEmma? Are you here?â
He hears rustling behind him and whips around, looking for the source. He sees nothing.
âEmma, love? Whatâs going on? Are you ok?â
âYou shouldnât be here.â Relieved, he begins to turn towards the sound of her voice. âStop!â She cries out, he freezes in place, âDonât turn around. You canât, you canât see me like this.â
He considers his options and for the moment, respects Emmaâs wishes. âEmma, you have to explain this, now. Iâm not going back until you do and Iâll probably catch pneumonia, maybe even trench foot with the way the snow is soaking through my slippers.â
âKillian, please just go.â Emma sobs and she sounds so distressed that he nearly does.
âYouâll have my death on your conscience, love, itâll be a tragic ending. Cause of death: stumbled into bloody Narnia chasing the woman he loves.â
âWh - what?â She breathes out. âWhat did you call me?â
Too late he realises his mistake. He closes his eyes and waits for the fallout. Emma doesnât say a word. The silence continues for so long that heâs sure she must have left. He turns.
The creature before him both is and isnât Emma, she seems to be stuck somewhere between a bird and a woman. Her usual smooth skin is now covered with feathers, her hands look more like talons, but her eyes: her eyes are the same brilliant green he sees in his dreams.
âEmma, my love, what is this?â
âI was cursed.â
In other circumstances Killian mightâve questioned this, but itâs frankly one of the most logical things heâs encountered in the past half an hour.
âI have a choice. She gave me the power to open a portal to this⊠place. I have a choice: hide at home and hope nobody finds me or come here to freeze my ass off where my secret is safe.â
âHell really does have no fury like a woman scorned.â
âTell me about it.â
âAnd is thisâŠâ Killian isnât quite sure what he wants to ask, he settles for âpermanent?â
âIt happens every night. Thatâs why I needed you to come with me this week. Iâm sure my mum has her heart set on me dating the town sheriff, but who could love a monster like me?â
âOh, Emma,â he deliberately avoids calling her his usual pet name of Swan, given her current condition. He steps forward and strokes the downy soft feathers on her cheek. âThe real question is: who wouldnât love someone who is passionate, kind and always, always thinks of others before themselves?â
She looks completely stunned and seemingly unthinkingly leans into him. But then she catches herself and looks away. He gently cups her chin in his hand and tilts her head up, before leaning down and softly pressing his lips to hers.
He feels a pulse of energy flying out from them and a moment later he realises that heâs no longer stood outside in the cold. He breaks away from her and looks around. Theyâre back in her attic. He looks at Emma, she has returned to normal and is staring at her hands in wonder.
âWhat the bloody hell just happened?â
She looks up at him in wonder, âI think you just broke the curse.â
He frowns wondering what on earth she might mean until it hits him, âwait, like a Disney princess, true loveâs kiss type thing?â
âYeah.â
âSo you love me too, Emma Swan?â He runs his tongue along his lips, raising his eyebrows cheekily. God he hopes she says yes. She rolls her eyes at him and swats him playfully.
âYouâre such an ass, Killian Jones.â
He feels his face fall, his shoulders droop and he looks down at the ground. The next thing he knows her arms are around his neck and her lips are at his ear.
âBut I love you anyway.â
That night Killian Jones finally gets to share a bed with Emma Swan and itâs everything he couldâve dreamed of. And then a little bit more.
Pretzel Week: My Best Friendâs Little Sister trope + Aliens among us
âWhatâs up with you today, man? Youâre acting weird. Even for you.â
âDaveâŠâ Killian sighed, reaching to scratch awkwardly behind his ear.  âWeâve been meaning to tell you for a while, but - well, you see - Emma and I are together.âÂ
âYouâre WHAT?â David spluttered. He shook his head, blinking rapidly trying to process the news. Killian and Emma? Oh⊠Oh no. What if he knows?What if he doesnât?Â
âKillian, no. You canât- You guys have always been friends, and thatâs fine - great even - but dating my sister is just-âÂ
âEasy now, mate. Whatever Emma and I become is up to her as much as me. I know this is perhaps coming as a bit of a shock. I get that. But you havenât any right to dictate-âÂ
âWait, wait.â David raised a placating hand. âIt isnât like that. I mean, yes, it is a shock, but thatâs notâŠâ David settled his hands on his hips and looked away. He nodded to himself once, seeming to reach some kind of decision, and turned back to look Killian square in the eye.Â
âYou know Emma is my foster sister, right?âÂ
Killian furrowed his brow. âAye. What of it?â
David took a deep breath, clearly working himself up to something. âSheâs, um, not exactly from around here.âÂ
Killian smiled sadly, letting his gaze fall to the ground. He chewed his lip a moment seeming to come to a decision of his own, then widened his arms into a low V, his spread fingers emitting a soft white glow.Â
âI know, Dave,â he answered, slowly rising until he levitated a few feet above the ground. âYou see, Iâm not exactly from around here either.â
Yeah, I went a bit rogue, but it still fits with the spirit of the week right?Â
Pretzel Week - Fake Dating Trope in the Enchanted Forest
One drink. It was all Emma needed to steel her nerves. Pulling the hood up over her long plait of blonde hair, she ducked into the small tavern nearest the castle. It was a seafarerâs haunt, so she knew the patrons would largely be those passing through Misthaven on their way to other destinations. She swept in through the door and made her way past a crowd of burly sailors before settling at a small table nearest the window. She turned her back to the outside and looked around for the nearest serving wench.
âWhat can I get you?â A pretty young girl asked, swinging her skirts up against the table as she collected the tankards left by the previous occupants.
Emma kept her head down and hood on to avoid being recognized. âAn ale, please,â she slid a shiny silver coin across the table. The girl picked up the coin and hurried off to the bar to place the order. Looking up, Emma watched the girl go before relaxing into her chair. The day had been long and arduous.
Negotiations were taking place amongst her father and the heads of several other kingdoms. Emma was required to sit in on the talks, considering she seemed to be the largest bargaining chip King David had to his name. Her future was up in the air. She would be sold off to a single King or Prince; whoever presented the largest bid. No matter how much she begged her father to reconsider an arranged marriage, he always gave her a painful smile and promised he would find the best suitor possible.
It was maddening for Emma, especially given that her late mother had spent every night in her youth telling her own beautiful love story. Queen Snow had promised the Princess an opportunity to find True Love and yet, her opportunity had never come.
âYouâre somethinâ special, arenât ya?â Came a gruff voice from the corner, snapping Emma from her thoughts. She glanced in the general direction of the sound before looking back down to the table and shifting her position to show disinterest.
âAww, come on now,â the voice continued. There was a scraping of wooden chair legs against cobblestone floor, and heavy footsteps made their way toward her. Emma closed her eyes tightly and swallowed hard. Confrontation was absolutely the last thing she wanted. âGive us a smile, would you?â The man continued, placing two large hands on the table in front of her.
âPlease, just leave me be,â she sighed, keeping her head low. âIâm not looking to be social with strangers.â
The bar wench appeared once more and slid a tankard of ale across the table to her, then flitted quickly away once more before Emma could appeal to her for some assistance.
The large man chuckled. Emma could only see the meaty, heavily-scarred paws he rested on the shabby wooden table. She dared not look up at him for fear of being recognized. âThen letâs not be strangers, eh?â The table creaked as he leaned down to peek beneath her hood.
âSo sorry Iâm late, darling,â another male voice, this one much less intimidating, came from behind Emmaâs current company. âDid you order me one?â
Emma looked up to see a rather dashing young man approaching, the thumb of his right hand looped into his belt as he swaggered in her direction. His eyebrow raised at her and he nodded slightly.
She understood immediately and gave a slight smile. âSilly me, I forgot. Here, have mine. Iâll order another,â she raised her hand in the general direction of the server.
The younger, smaller man patted the larger, oafish man on the shoulder. âExcuse me, sir. Thank you for keeping my lass company,â he grinned. âWeâll be having our drink now.â
âSheâs yours, eh?â The large man stood again to his full height. Emma examined him. His face was scarred and pockmarked, nose standing crookedly to one side. He seemed to be missing one half of an eyebrow, and his large biceps were nearly the size of her rescuerâs head. âDonât see your name on her.â
Although the newcomer was smaller, his confident grin told her he had no problem coming to her rescue. âWell, mate, if I play my cards right, she might take my name. Why donât you see if one of the wenches feels up to entertaining you while I enjoy a night with my love, hm?â He took a step closer to the other man, and it was only then that Emma noticed the light glinting off of her heroâs left hand. Or, where his left hand should have been. In its place was a sharp silver hook. Raising his left arm, the smaller man used the hook to rub just underneath his nose as his eyebrow flicked upward in a warning gesture to the intimidating intruder. Emma suddenly wondered which manâs intentions were worse.
The larger man took a step back and raised his hands in surrender. He silently turned back to his corner as the smaller man eased into a seat across the table from the Princess. He raised the tankard to his lips, muttering behind it, âAre you okay?â
A second tankard appeared on cue and Emma moved to slide another coin across the table. She was bested by the man across from her, who flicked one to the bar maid first.
Emma cleared her throat. âIâm really not looking for company of any kind, just so you know, butâŠthank you,â she adjusted her hood back just enough to let him see the sincerity in her eyes as she spoke.
Her rescuerâs shining blue eyes took a moment to examine her. He smirked slowly and gave a nod, âUnderstood.â
Lifting her own mug, Emma took a deep swig and closed her eyes, letting out a breath she swore she had been holding since early morning. The ale was bitter and lukewarm, but it soothed her senses in a way that the palace wine could not.
âHard day, Love?â The man asked, watching her.
âYou have no idea,â she replied, placing her tankard back down onto the table. Although she had claimed not to want company, the idea of venting her frustrations to the handsome stranger niggled away at her. âMy father. Heâs a complete hypocrite.â
âSorry to hear that,â the blue-eyed stranger replied. He licked his lips slowly and tapped the fingers of his remaining hand against his tankard. âIâd offer a hand, but itâd give us away. Killian Jones.â
Emma thought carefully before replying. She knew if he had not yet recognized her, the name may tip him off. âElsa,â she replied in a low voice.
Killian took another drag from his mug. âPure swill, innit?â He asked, making a face at the ale, âI prefer rum.â
With a smirk, Emma shrugged. âCanât say Iâve ever had rum.â
Both of Killianâs eyebrows lifted in surprise. âWell then,â he gestured again to the waitress and pulled a gold coin from his pocket. âA bottle of rum and two glasses, please.â
âI donât think I should reallyâŠâ Emma laughed.
âJust give it a try. No obligation to drink any more than a sip,â he winked at her and pushed the ale aside. âSo tell me about this father of yours.â
It was near dawn before Emma stepped out of the tavern. She had found out she was not exactly a fan of rum, but the conversation had been enough to keep her interest. She was followed by Killian, who during the course of the night, she had learned to be Captain of a pirate vessel called the Jolly Roger. Oh, if only her father could see her now.
Since the intimidating oaf had not yet left the tavern, Killian had offered to walk Emma âhomeâ. So far, she had managed to keep her true identity a secret. All talk of the pending arranged marriage was discussed in terms of earning a new farm with a couple of goats for her family, rather than large tracts of land and a new summer palace. Keeping up appearances as they left was important, given the pair of eyes which watched them depart.
âIâve met with my fair share of pretty lasses,â Killian noted as they strolled down a cobblestone street arm-in-arm, âbut I believe, Miss Elsa, that you take the cake.â
Emma laughed softly and shook her head, âIâm hardly your type, Captain Jones.â She drew in a deep breath of the cold night air. âI come with many, many complications.â
âSeems so,â he replied, conceding to the facts he had learned earlier in the evening. âBut that doesnât mean youâre not my type.â
The Princess was not stupid, by any means. She knew there to be a dagger strapped in her boot, and should a man with bon mots such as the Captain try to accost her, she would be able to protect herself. âWell, Captain,â she muttered, stopping at the end of a long street of cottages, âI thank you for your assistance tonight. Save travels.â
With a smirk, Killian nodded. He grasped Emmaâs hand and bent to press his lips to her knuckles. âMy absolute pleasure, Miss Elsa.â
She felt somewhat guilty, lying to him as she had. But giving up her identity to a pirate was probably not the best idea. She smiled politely and drew back her hand after he had kissed it. As she took a step backward, she heard a shuffling of feet. Large feet. Both Emma and the Captain glanced side-eyed toward the first alleyway down the street.
âBloody hell,â the Captain breathed. He grasped Emmaâs hand in his once more and tugged her toward a darkened cottage just past the alleyway. âPlay along,â he whispered quickly.
Emma nodded and found herself twirled in a circle. With a loud giggle, she twisted around as prompted by Captain Jones. He then slid his arm around her waist and backed her up against the wall of the cottage. âIâm sorry,â he whispered, but Emma and her sixth sense could tell it was not completely genuine. In a second, his soft lips were upon hers. She drew in a deep breath. Closing her eyes, she slid her hand around the back of his neck and reciprocated, just slightly allowing her tongue to flick out and taste the rum lingering on his lower lip.
âHeâs too dim to realize this house is empty,â Killian whispered breathlessly after breaking the kiss. He leaned in to capture her lips again. Emma silently wondered if the kisses were genuine or part of the act. Her fingernails dragged slightly down the back of his neck, her hand coming to rest upon the high collar of his black leather duster. âDuck inside. Iâll make sure heâs gone before I signal you to leave.â
With a nod, Emma gazed for a second longer into Captain Jonesâs eyes. She bit down gently on her lower lip, then leaned forward and pressed her lips to his one last time. As she parted, the blush in her cheeks was clearly visible in the light of the full moon. She stepped into the cottage and closed the door behind her.
Killian backed slowly away from the cottage, winking as he turned to leave, whistling softly. He lingered for a moment near a barrel at the end of the alley, glancing down in the most inconspicuous manner he could muster on that much rum. Finally, he gave one bird call-sounding whistle and Emma darted from the dark cottage, hurrying down the lane toward the castle. She knew the road would curve so much to hide her true destination from him.
--
âYour Highness,â a servant said softly as she stood next to the Princessâs large canopy bed, âare you yet awake?â
Sunlight had streamed in through the windows early in the morning, but Emma had buried her head beneath her feather-stuffed duvet to be able to get a few more hours of shut-eye. She groaned in reply and turned over, pushing her messy hair from her face. âWell, now I am,â she sighed.
The servant bowed her head and curtseyed appropriately, holding out a small silver tray. âThis has come for you this morning,â she said, offering up a letter with sweeping, elegant handwriting.
With a frown, Emma took the letter from the tray. The servant curtseyed again and dismissed herself from the room. Breaking the wax seal on the envelope, Emma tugged out the parchment.
Your Highness,
It was a pleasure to meet you last night. Should you tire of your gilded cage, know there is a smoldering-eyed pirate at the docks who would gladly whisk you away to exotic destinations upon your whim. Just say the word.
Captain Killian Jones
Emma blushed deeply and bit down on her lip. She turned her head to glance out the window, which provided a view of the vast, blue ocean glimmering in the mid-morning sunlight. Clever Pirate.
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Fantasy Pretzel Week, Day 7: Any modern trope in an Elves, Fae, or Nymph AU.
Title:Â âUpon the Green,â (1/2)
Summary: A Midsummer Nightâs Dream AU wherein⊠Emma Swan and Killian Jones are dramatic, vaguely magical marrieds who scheme, plot, and otherwise interfere with Prince Henryâs troubled love life.
Notes: âRoyal fairies, feuding royalsâ AU for Fantasy Pretzel Week! Loosely based on Shakespeareâs A Midsummer Nightâs Dream. Iâm also worried this is not⊠âmodern AUâ enough for the parameters of this challenge, but itâs an enemies to lovers kinda thing so even if itâs half-wrong itâs also half-right. Also on Ao3. An extra special thanks to all the marvelous ladies at the CS Writersâ Hub who listened to me bitch about this story, and @abbadons-little-witch, who offered up some helpful critique. Also tagging so they donât yell at me later, @captainwiley and @the-reason-to-sail-home. xo
PUCK
How now, spirit! Whither wander you?
FAIRY
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire:
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere,
And I serve the Fairy Queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be.
In their gold coats spots you see;
Those be rubies, fairy favors;
In those freckles live their savors.
I must go seek some dewdrops here,
And hang a pearl in every cowslipâs ear.
â William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Nightâs Dream (2.1.1-15)
+Â Never, in all his many days as a fae, had Killian envisioned such a grand affair, never mind his own wedding day. It seemed as if every flower, on every branch and every bough, was in full bloom despite the lingering frost of late winter. The fountains, though generally dry and barren this time of year, bubbled and gurgled with nectar far too sweet for the season.
And the lights, to his own childlike delight, were scattered playfully throughout the crowd, whipping in and out around shy, early buds; among the whimsical hairstyles of the kingdomâs most fashionable ladies. The moon itself seemed to shine brighter than he had ever seen it, the world abuzz with the Princessâs impending marriage. To him. Killian, a nobody, a foot soldier and royal guardsmen with not much to offer.
From his dark, hidden nook by the doorway he observed the tense standoff between Emma and her father. âI won't hear of it,â her voice sharper than he could ever remember, her tongue clicking against the back of her teeth, ânot with the wedding so close.â
They were very quickly approaching the final ceremonies after days of celebration that had included drinking, eating, and dancing; the marriage itself scheduled to begin in just a few hours. And the Princess, Emma, sounded alarmingly concerned given the immediacy of their impending union.
âI only ask that you consider your people, Emma,â the King urged quietly, âthis is not a matter to be taken lightly.â
Killian loved Emma, had loved her for longer than he cared to remember. And he wasn't naive, to be sure, he knew how odd it must seem; the Princess of the fairies, a blessed, bountiful kingdom, marrying a poor soldier of mediocre standing. But for whatever reason, she had chosen him. Despite all her beauty, grace, and kindness, she had seen fit to love and wed him. He knew her parents had been⊠less than enthused about their marriage, but it was quite another thing to hear it spoken of mere hours before they exchanged vows.
He heard Emma release a long, drawn out breath betraying a deep and overwhelming exhaustion. He would be concerned for her obvious unhappiness, only he found himself distracted by the vice of insecurity tightening its hold around his rapidly beating heart. Was she having second thoughts? Did she really want to marry himâ?
The startling sound of shattering glass interrupted his mutinous, worrisome thoughts, as well as any reply his soon-to-be wife may have made, in his defense or otherwise. Fearing both David and Emmaâs ire at being caught eavesdropping, he fled for the central ballroom, his face flushed and legs shaky. What might she have said?
Emmaâs father was a just and fair ruler, by all accounts a good man, but Killian couldnât help the niggling feeling of betrayal that began to worm its way into his subconscious as soon as he had overheard the Kingâs concern. And Emma, whom he loved dearly, who he could barely wait to wed, when faced with the possible truth of those same doubts, seemed to pause in considering her answer, and Killian could hardly be expected to keep from worrying. Would she live to regret him?
When he stood in front of his wife mere hours later, he tried to quell the disappointment and uncertainty. The ceremony was just as beautiful as he had anticipated, his bride even more so. Her hands were just as warm and delicate as they had always been, her lips the same, blushing pinkâthe taste just as sweet as he remembered⊠and yet.
He said all the right words at all the right moments, squeezed her hand, brushed his lips across the high apple of her cheek; danced and drank and sang, he took part in the festivities as any blissful husband might, burying his doubts and fears beneath the love in her eyes, and the evident happiness of their kingdom. She loves me, he thought, watching the light of the moon twist and bend to suit her shape, and I love her.
25 years laterâŠ
âThe list of offenses,â the well-dressed cricket reads aloud, âare as followsâŠâ
A small, unfailingly polite insect, wearing the tallest top hat by far, regales the audience with his long, cleverly worded list of over fifty sins committed within their borders in the many years since the Princessâ marriage and subsequent rule. An exhaustive, but by no means complete, compilation of the King and Queenâs many squabbles, and they had, all of them, finally had enough.
âTheir last argument kept my tree from blooming the last three summers,â the bluebird chirps, her voice high and clipped, âIâve had to fly over hill and dale just to find a scrap to eat!â
âThe water in the lake has been putrid for months,â complains a young buck, âwhat are we supposed to drink?â
âFriends, friends!â The cricket interrupts with a sonorous cry, his chirping pleas silencing the outrage of his friends and countrymen, âYouâre all angry, and rightfully soââ
âWe have to do something,â a squeaky voice interrupts from somewhere in the crowd, âthis is intolerable!â
âEnough!â He is loud for so small a creature, his voice and his words a familiar source of comfort and strength in these uncertain times. He adjusts the bow around his collar and continues, âIf youâll allow me,â and he smiles, genially, âI do have a plan.â
5 years laterâŠ
The loud, rambunctious sound of their combined laughter rang pleasantly through the forest. It was a joyous, familiar harmony, as Prince Henry and his boyhood friend had played, hunted, and otherwise spent their free time with one another over the years.
âDo try to keep up, Henry,â Marcus laughed, his voice echoing beneath the canopy of leaves above their heads, âWe canât have your new bride thinking you a cripple, now can we?â
Henry sighed and forged ahead, his heart violently lurching at the prospect of his bride-to-be. Marcus had seen fit to mention Princess Violet an alarming amount these days, and Henry had tried, desperately, to understand its significance. Would he simply miss his friend? What with his position in the Navy, they were unlikely to spend much time together regardless, so the fact of their separation seemed irrelevant.
âIâll never understand how you can be so excitable this early in the morning,â Henry groused, the heat from the sun causing an uncomfortable chafing between his collar and neck, âitâs unnatural.â
Henry paused at Marcusâ uncharacteristic silence and glanced around the seemingly empty path, his eyes thinning suspiciously at his friendâs lack of reply.
âDonât be madââ Henry yelped in surprise at the somewhat alarming sight of Marcusâ unnervingly charming, upside-down visage, his long hair falling dangerously close to the forest floor, a wide and playful smile on his face, âItâs not my fault we canât all be so dashing in the morning.â
Marcus hung quite precariously from the branch of a nearby tree, his knees firmly hooked over the gnarled wood, and his face was endearingly flushed with the sudden rush of blood.
âOne day youâre going to break an arm,â Henry scolded, his head falling to the side, âand Iâll be happy to leave you wherever it is you fall.â
âAh, young Prince,â Marcus playfully replied, âyouâre too good a man for that kind of talk.â
Watching Marcus drop gracefully to the ground, Henry tried, in vain, to ignore the small spark of attraction that seemed to hum along his arms and down his long, annoyingly elegant fingertips. Marcus had never been the most humble of boys, and Henry had grown used to the strange, conflicting urge to be both absurdly proud and jealous of his friend. A remarkably active child, Marcus had a somewhat nauseating aptitude for acrobaticsâwhich tended to come in handy wandering crowded streets looking for food to steal, or climbing the rigging of his fatherâs many ships.
âYou know I hate it when you call me that.â
âYes, Your Majesty,â Marcus answered with a grin, his gaze softening despite the caustic tone.
The usual tittering of the forest seemed to suddenly taper off with a swiftness that felt almost rehearsed, as if all the birds and insects had unanimously decided to cease their usual chattering. Henry tried not to despair at the return of their own silence that seemed to inevitably follow in its wake. It had started a few months ago, shortly after the proposed engagement to Princess Violet, and like Marcusâ frequent jabs, Henry had spent a good deal of time trying to make sense of it.
He had experienced the miserable reality of tense silences before, being royalty, awkwardness was, unfortunately, an inevitable side effect, but he had never felt that same pressure in the company of Marcus. Until now, that is. And it was then that he noticed the way the light seemed to fall over his face, catching the sharp loveliness of his features that Marcus had become famous for; the varying strands of brown hair that could only be distinguished in just the right light. And his eyes, nearly black most days, now betrayed an almost inhuman array of earthen tones, the same colors that rendered him almost mythical on the deck of the Nautilus.
âWhat is it you think youâre doing, my love?â
Emma spared the barest hint of a glance towards Killianâs sullen expression, his eyebrows resting dark and heavy over his stormy gaze. His words rang painfully hollow, still, even after so many years of hearing their emptiness echo inside her heart. How I wish you wouldnât call me that, she thought miserably, trying to soothe a thirty-year ache she could never quite cure.
âNothing you need to concern yourself with, my darling.â A similar bite, a familiar warping of a common enough endearment shared between a husband and wife. Although she had wondered, from time to time, if she could even call them that anymore. In quieter moments she might return to a softer, happier timeâwhen her name on his lips was a comfort rather than a cruel condemnation. When his touch had been frequent, a natural and expectant thing, as opposed to the stiff, ceremonial performance that it had become.
Henry and Marcus reminded her of who they used to be, two friends, floundering in the uncertainty of something more. The love in Marcusâ eyes whenever he beheld Henry was a painful reminder of the earnest glances that Killian had often sent her from across the room, his playful teasing and invasive questioning a constant companion in the years before their marriage.
She had only wanted to help, to free them from this infuriating, fruitless game that she had been watching them play for years now. So she had asked the sun, politely of course, to shine a bit brighter in that particular momentâhad lifted a graceful finger into the air and the trees had obliged, shifting in just the right way to let the light shine through; to expose the otherworldly beauty of Captain Nemoâs only son to the one person who seemed unusually blind to its brilliance.
âI think that light is playing a little too generously,â he observed from over her shoulder, his words dripping with disapproval. She scoffed and kept a careful eye on the fragile scene before them, the very life of the forest moving carefully in line with her performance.
Whereas Emma had taken a perverse sort of pleasure in observing Henry and Marcusâ relationship the last few years, Killian seemed to actively hold the two boys in contemptâa suspiciously bitter taste on his quick, cruel tongue. Always making some kind of thinly veiled criticism of their âcourtship,â the King found them to be a âmismatched pair.â
âTo force them together,â he condescendingly explained, âwould be an unusual kind of torture, even by your generous standards.â
âAt least someone would be happy,â she mumbled under her breath, the two boys seemingly frozen in the soft, buttery light of the sun, their chests moving imperceptibly slowly with every quiet breath.
Henryâs eyes had begun to water, as if they had been open for hours instead of minutes. And it seemed as if the sun had begun to set, even though he could have sworn that they had set out moments ago, an hour at most.
âWhen did it get so late?â Marcus asked, his words an eerie echo of the confused thoughts rushing through Henryâs own mind. He turned slowly towards the full, towering trees, his gaze bright and sharp. âWe should head back,â he suggested lightly enough, the gentle hand on Henryâs shoulder offering a fleeting sense of comfort, âMeet your Princess tomorrow.â
âYou worried?â
âMe?â Marcus laughed, his chest a bit puffier than usual, âNever.â
Emma watched the two boys walk away with a sinking feeling in the pit of her stomach.
âDonât fret, theyâll be back tomorrow,â the usual, exasperated sigh falling from his lips. âYou can play with your toys then.â
âTheyâre not my toys,â her long, blonde braid whipping around to frame her slender neck, âand Iâve had just about enough of you today, thanks. Isnât it about time you retreated to your little hovel, anyway?â
Killianâs eyes closed at the sound of her fading footsteps, somehow both impossibly light and furious all at once. He knew how, of course, Queen that she was, a study in so many contradicting, impossible things.
When he opened his eyes he could still see Henry and Marcus ambling away in the distance, the width of their slim, boyish shoulders brushing against one another in the silver moonlight. He could see the twinkling lights of the village at an even further stretch, the inky blackness of the sea beyond the quaint homesteads, and took a deep, cleansing breath. If he really focused, he thought he could still smell the salt of the ocean, hear the bustling sounds of the villagers going about their day. He could even feel the heat of the sun that morning, feel Emmaâs warm, eager presence at his side all those years ago.
35 years earlierâŠ
Killian was beginning to suspect that this assignment had been given as a punishment. Being tasked with guarding the Princess had seemed like a blessing at first, he could barely believe his good fortune⊠and then he had met her. Every short, fiery inch of her; impossible to reason with, to watch over, to do his job.
Just as beautiful up close as she had seemed from afar, her golden hair falling to her waist as if it were a waterfall, cheeks and lips flushed varying shades of pink and red. She even smelled remarkable, like the first, gentle scent of honeysuckle in early spring, itâs floral headiness mixed pleasantly with all that rain.
âKillian!â his name harsh and clipped in a loud, commanding tone, âFollow me.â
The King and Queen stood frozen and worried, staring pleadingly at her departing form, and a sick feeling started to take root in his gut. âUm, Your Majestyââ
âDonât question me, guard,â she interrupted quickly, her feet moving in time with her swift, angry puffs of breath as they moved through the trees, âWeâre leaving.â
âIâm sorry, Princess, but⊠leaving?â
Generally quite proud of his careful, well-articulated speech, he couldnât help the internal berating of his own stuttering questions, his less than stern comportment with his charge.
âPrincess,â he said again, quickening the pace of his own steps, trying (and failing) not to be distracted by the usual overabundance of loveliness, when he realized she showed no signs of slowing down and gently gripped her elbow, âEmmaââ
She finally paused at his touch, her gaze furious at his attempts to stop her, âYour Majesty,â he said again, carefully removing his hand from her arm, âWhere are we going?â
âI canât take it anymore!â she whispered, her eyes inexplicably wet and soft when moments earlier they had reflected nothing less than hardened steel. âThey just want me to stay here all the time, do nothing⊠sew tablecloths, meet⊠suitors, stand around hosting meaningless parties⊠and all these things Iâm supposed to do, and I donâtââ
Killian meant to interrupt, maybe to reassure her that she was on a path meant for great things, or maybe that she was lucky to live such a blessed life, but all that came out was her name and an ill-advised suggestion, âCome with me.â
A whole day and evening spent amidst the hustle and bustle of a human village, warm and alive and he had never seen her so happy. All it took was a simple cloaking spell, some drab clothing, a hooded cloak, and no one had suspected a thing. A normal day, where Emma had just been⊠Emma. Where she could run, play, and dance with no one watching, no expectations to meet. She had looked beautiful in that dirty old cloak, wandering among the busy, dirty stink of life that they rarely saw in their own idyllic kingdom.
His love for her then had been an entirely pure thing in his chest, a doubtless certainty that he had never thought to question. Until all his dreams had come true, until she had fallen in love with him; until their wedding day, until her blasted father and all his bloody concern had rather rudely interrupted an otherwise perfect ceremony. And she had never admitted it, not once, not in all their years as a married couple, as rulers of their kingdom, had she revealed an unprompted truth: That their marriage, for all its pomp, had been an illusory, regrettable event. Killian was no King, no husband fit for her or anyone.
He had simply wanted her to admit it.
âAhem.â
The soft clearing of a throat roused him from his sad reverie, and he turned to find Archibald, the well-dressed cricket, standing quite patiently at his elbow.
âYour Majesty,â he began, bowing so low it seemed as if his ridiculous top hat might tumble right off his head, âmay I have a word?â
Killian sighed, he was overdue for a monotonous, repetitive speech about the citizenry and their many dramatic and ill-founded complaints. âWhat it is now, cricket?â
âForgive me, Your Majesty, I only wish to make a⊠suggestion.â The King raised a skeptical brow, and he continued, âIf I may.â
âWell?â Killian prompted impatiently, âWhat is it?â
The cricket contemplated, removing his top hat and fingering the rim, carefully picking and choosing the right words in order to bring his plans to fruition without offending the King. A tall order for a tiny bug, to be quite sure.
âHer Majesty the Queen,â he started slowly, hesitating at the Kingâs small intake of breath, âhas quite a vested interest in those boys.â
âYes,â his sharp tone akin to the snapping of his fingers, âIâm well aware, so if you wouldnât mind arriving at the pointâŠ?â
âAs a man fond of a good wager, Your Highness, I do believe you might find that interest to work quite handsomely in your own favor.â
That seemed to catch the Kingâs otherwise divided attention, his handsome face betraying a quiet interest. âAnd how have you arrived at that conclusion?â
âShe would be quite willing to see them happy,â the cricket pressed on, his limbs stilling on the brim of his hat as his confidence grew, âand I do believe you could use such a desire to your considerable advantage.â
Quite willing, Killian thought as his eyes returned to the empty path the boys had tread, their forms now barely discernible in the darkness.
âYes,â he answered decidedly, his gaze never wavering from the village beyond, âI do believe I could.â
âIâm sorry, youâd like me to agree to what?â
Killian had to suppress a chuckle at the delicate arch of her suspicious brow; it was, after all, the only bit of her he could discern from his end of the table. Their breakfast was piled unusually high that morning, with pastries both sweet and savory, piles of fruit so fresh they still sparkled with the dew of early morning, decanters of wine so rich it was as if the very air between them became intoxicated by their scent.
âA simple wager, my darling, Iâm almost certain you know what those entail.â
âDonât be an idiot,â she answered hotly, pouring herself another glass of wine, âWhat are the terms of this⊠âwager?ââ
âSimple, really,â he paused at her predictable scoff and continued, âif your sweet Prince Henry can defy the wishes of his family and choose the person he really loves, as you so desperately believe, then you, my love⊠will finally win.â
ââWinâ what?â she answered innocently, lips pursed suspiciously tightly.
âDonât condescend, love, it doesnât suit you,â he replied happily, his own wine tasting bitter in his mouth, âYou know perfectly well what I mean. I will concede to you in all things, exactly as you wish.â
âThatâd be a neat trick.â
âAh, yes,â his finger raised pointedly in the air of war between them, âbut if I win, and young Master Henry meets my every expectation, you must admit to the truth of our blissful nuptials.â
âWell, then,â she answered after a careful moment of silence, another elegant sip of wine, âin the greater interest of my happiness I see no reason as to why I should decline your generous offer.â
He raised his heavy, bejeweled goblet in the air, an infuriating smirk on his face, âShall we make a toast?â
âWe shall,â raising her own wine in challenge, âMay the best womanââ
â...Or man,â Killian interrupted playfully, his large ring tapping meaningfully against the rim of his own cup.
ââOr man,â she corrected, nodding her head in agreement, âMay the best man or woman, win.â
I am in under the wire but proud to add this little offering for the Monster Hunter + Soulmate day of Fantasy Pretzel Week. I havenât a clue if I will ever get more than this little bit down but @barpurplewrites encouraged me to go ahead and just write up what I could and I am glad she did because this was really fun and I really hope I get the chance to share the rest of the story with you guys.Â
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Despite the wind and rain lashing the Irish countryside the small pub was warm, awash with light, laughter, and the smell of hearty food, it was quaint, too quaint, and as Emma Swan stood on the threshold she felt a warning run up her spineânot everyone here was human. She evaluated the room with the practiced ease of years dealing with the preternatural but there were no obvious signs of what she was up against, no dark spots, no color shifts, no shimmers indicating magic, no malicious, hungry eyes, staring back. A few patrons gave her a passing glance or a nod but none seemed to be overly interested in the soaking blonde in a red leather jacket and jeans. If she had been younger she might have ignored the warning but she had learned to trust her favor, had scars both physical and emotional to remind her that while the Gods were fickle their favors could always be relied upon, and so she kept her guard upâan easy task since she rarely let it down.
She strode to the bar and slid onto the stool. A short, bearded man approached her with a dour expression. Emma ordered a hot chocolate which earned her a huff. So much for the friendliness of the Irish. Not that Emma wanted to make friends, she was here on a job and once it was finished she would move on to the next one and the next. It was a good life, rewarding in its way as she used the favors the Gods had bestowed to help humans with their problems or with the more vile preternatural elements in the worlds. She wasnât strictly a Hunter but had been known to kill or trap a monster when needed. She hoped, for Belle French's sake, that there would be no creatures this time around.
When Belle had contacted her about her missing child Emma had wanted to refuse. When babies were taken they were rarely recoverableâeaten, used in spells, transformed, taken to another world, whatever it was the kid wasnât coming backâ and she told Belle to just accept her son was gone. But the woman was stubborn, full of a fire that Emma couldnât help but admire, and not afraid to play dirty. Â
âDonât you wish your parents had tried to find you?â Belle had asked.
âHow did youâ?â
âI do my research. You were weeks old when they found you on the steps of the temple. You grew up in and out of foster homes, never knowing who your parents were or why you were left.â
âMy parents abandoned me because I was Blessed,â Emma said darkly.
âOr you were stolen by a god and then blessed and your parents are still looking for you.â Belle shot back.
Emma glowered. The Gods only stole fated babies, ones that were meant for a great destiny, ones they could use and mold to their purposes, it was easier for Emma to be angry with her parents for abandoning her rather than face the idea that the Gods were using her.
âIâm sorry, that was unfair.â Belle looked contrite for a moment and then the grim determination returned to her features. âI just need to know what has happened to my boy. And if you wonât help me thenââ
âIâll help you. But only because you are likely to get yourself killed if I donât and I wonât have that on my conscience.â
That had been over a week ago and Emma still wasnât sure she had made the right decision. Especially when the trail had led her to Ireland, where the land and air were thick with faerie charms and wards. The Faerie and the Blessed werenât enemies but they werenât exactly friends either. At best it could be said they worked toward opposite ends and Emma had made it a point to stay out of their way, as long as they stayed out of hers. But all that would change if it turned out they had stolen Belleâs son to make him a changeling.
âCan I buy you a drink, love?â
Emma looked up sharply from her mug annoyed that she had been too lost in thought to notice the manâs approach. Dressed in a black leather jacket and dark jeans he didn't seem to quite belong. He was taller than most in the room and attractive with a strong jaw covered in stubble and bright blue-green eyes. He flashed her an uneven smile and raised an eyebrow. Emma felt the chill go up her spine. He had just tried to use some kind of trick on her, perhaps a charm or something inherent in his nature meant to attract and disarm. Whatever it was, whatever he was, Emma sensed troubleânot all monsters look the part.
She nodded and smiled back fluttering her eyelashes as if she had been entranced as if she wasnât favored by the Gods to be immune to such otherworldly manipulations. He nodded even as his eyebrows knitted together as if he was both satisfied and annoyed by her reaction. He turned to signal the bartender and then slid onto the stool beside her.
âSo what brings such a beautiful lady to this backwater of a town?â
âOh. I got lost and then it got dark so I figured I should get gas and find some place to sleep.â
He smirked. âWell, lass, I might be able to help you with your problem. That is if you donât mind sharing a bed.â
Emma suppressed an eye roll at his audacity, he wasnât even trying to use whatever power he had but seemed to be relying on his own personal charisma.
âThatâs very kind of you but I really couldnât.â
âThe pleasure, I assure you, will be all mine.â He shifted closer to her, his voice dropping low as his eyes dipped to her lips and back up. Emma felt a shiver that had nothing to do with her favor and everything to do with the swooping of her stomach. A cleared throat broke the moment as the bartender practically slammed down their glasses and stormed away.
âThank you, Leroy.â The man called to the bartenderâs retreating back. The flash of an earring drew Emmaâs eyes to his ear and the slight point at the tip made her stomach drop. No wonder he was arrogant and cocky, he was Fae. If they had sent someone to distract her (or possibly eliminate her) then she must be on the right track.
He handed her a glass, then picked up his own and tipped it toward Emma. âTo new acquaintances and warm beds.â
Emma eyed him over her glass. He was so confident in his conquest that she almost wanted to refuse him just to see the look of shock on his face. But the shock would come soon enough. She fixed him with her best seductive look and then slid from the stool and headed for the hallway to the bathrooms. She didnât look back to see if he was following but reached into her jacket to grasp her hidden, specially made iron dagger. The minute they were alone she was going to put it to his throat and find out just who he was and just what he knew about Belle's missing son.
Adventures in magic with Emma Swan (ft. Killian Jones)
Summary: Emmaâs partnered with Killian for one of her classes. Random stuff ensues. For @seastarved Fantasy Pretzel Week: Day Two. Bed-sharing in a Magical University AU.Â
Dedicated to the Hub's very own Mama Rowling, Clare @mahstatins (who beta'd this and is an all-round stellar person!)Â
And to all those Potterheads, I apologise profusely in advance (I have not read or watched HP so Iâm taking a lot of liberties with this). Heh.
(Iâll post the second half later in the week.)Â
The words stared back at her, emblazoned proudly on the crest carved into the wood, a written warning intended as a constant reminder.
Omnes Magicae Price.
All magic has a price.
It begged the question why anyone would want to involve themselves in the magical arts, much less attend a school where it was the core curriculum, but here she was. Not only does all magic come with a price, it's quite fickle if not handled properly. One tiny slip up and-
-and Emma found herself chained to her partner, staring forlornly at the library doors, hoping that somewhere in the building there was a spell to reverse this.
"This is all your fault y'know," Emma hissed at him.
The events leading up to this went a little something like thisâŠ
Monday
Belle French: friend, book-lover, intellectual wonder, and the worst traitor known to mankind.
"I think you're being a little over-dramatic, Emma."
"Actually, I'm being just the right amount of dramatic, Miss French." Emma said over her shoulder, refusing to look her ex-best friend in the eye.
"Really, Emma. The last name?" She could hear Belle's eye roll at her theatrics. Emma sighed, turning to face Belle. She was happy for her friend, she really was. As one of the brightest at Storybrooke University, it was no wonder that Belle was given the offer to move to the advanced class. But it left Emma without a class partner.
"I'm going to miss you," she said, her shoulders sagging. Â Â
Belle laughed. "You'll still see me."
"It won't be the same," Emma pouted.
Belle smiled. "Oh. Miss Fisher wanted me to tell you that your new partner will be coming tomorrow. See? You won't be all alone."
Emma mumbled a "Yeah, I guess," before pulling Belle into a tight hug.
"Come on. We'll be late." Emma gathered her equipment, her wand and spell book, shoving it into her bag and following Belle out of the canteen. Â Â
Well. What a way to start the semester.
Tuesday
Killian Jones: newbie, charmer, too handsome for his own good, and a general thorn in Emma's side. She should've been prepared for this. Belle had told her. But as soon as she walked into class she saw the dark haired, blue eyed stranger, irritation flared in her chest as he lounged in what used to be Belle's spot. He was waving his wand around, a careless smile on his lips.
And she didn't know what came over her but she stormed over to him, plucking the wand out of his hand.
"So. You're my new partner," she said, examining the wand before looking at him. He scrambled to stand up and she should not have found the red tinge to the tips of his ears endearing, nor the way his accent wrapped around her name.
"Ah, yes! You must be Emma Swan. Killian Jones." He held out his hand and she took it, her lips tugging into a small smile.
"You aren't from around here are you?" She mused as she handed the wand back to him.
"That obvious?" He asked, reaching back to scratch behind his ear.
She shrugged, "You stick out."
"In a good way, I hope."
"We'll see."
Killian Jones is without a doubt the worst partner Emma has ever had the misfortune of being paired with.
Not twenty minutes into the class, he had spilled three potions, cast two incorrect spells (she's sure two of her classmates will be plotting his murder once the effects of his hex wear off), and almost broke his wand.
Emma groaned, resting her forehead on the desk. She turned her head to look at him, her cheek pressed against the wood as she watched Jones attempt to bend the metal rod. It was a simple spell, one she had done several times but this was his umpteenth attempt and all he had managed was a small dent. Â
This week couldn't get any worse.
"Focus, Jones! It's not that hard," Emma said, frustrated.
He threw his hands in the air, almost poking her eye out with the wand. "Easy for you to say, love. I haven't actually done this before. What's the point of this anyway," he groused, slumping back in his seat, a look of defeat on his face. Â
"Everyone has to learn basic spells. You're lucky you haven't been thrown out of class yet," she told him, lifting her head off the desk and flipping through her spell book. Â
"Must be me charming self," he drawled, gesturing to himself as if she needed a reminder about his charming self. Â
"As if," Emma scoffed. Â
"You disagree," he pouted.
"Not the point." Emma rolled her eyes, slamming her book shut and moving to stand behind him. "Let me show you."
She wrapped her fingers around his wrist, ignoring his sharp intake of breath. She pointed his wand at the rod and chanted the spell. Within moments, it was a bent into a near perfect circle. Emma smiled, dropping his hand and picking up the metal piece. She turned to Killian, placing it on his head like a crown and beamed at him. "See? Easy. Now you try."
She placed another rod on the table, leaning forward on her elbows and giving him an encouraging nod.
Emma was wrong.
This week could most certainly get worse.
"I'm going to kill you," she growled at him as they walked up the library steps. Â
"Now, Swan. No need to get antsy. There's got to be something in there that'll help," Killian gestured with his free hand. Â
"For your sake, you better hope so. I have a test on Friday. I can't show up with you on my...arm," she finished lamely, running a hand through her hair, gesturing to the handcuffs. Â
She heard Killian bark out a laugh which he quickly attempted to cover with a cough. He cleared his throat. "Come on then, love. Time to crack open some books," Â Killian said jovially, tugging on the chain and pushing open the doors.
Rows and rows of books greeted them, the ancient texts and the faint trace of magic in the air giving a calming feel to the library. Calming, when she wasn't faced with the prospect of having to comb through all these books to find one spell.
"It's quite something," Killian said, a note of awe in his voice.
"Yeah."
"Well, we best get started."
They started their search and two hours in the closest they could find was a spell which required one of them to lose a hand. Killian turned to Emma with a horrified expression, shaking his head vigorously.
"It would be a shame to lose these digits, love," he waggled his fingers for emphasis. Â
Emma scoffed, pushing his chest  with her shoulder and re-shelving the volume. She pulled him towards the next shelf before the sound of her name caught her ears.
"Emma! What're you doing here?" Emma looked up to see Belle rushing toward her, a stack of dusty books in her arms.
"Belle, hey. I'm just studying," she motioned lamely to the pile of books on the desk.
"I think I found something!" Killian called from around the other side of the stacks. He popped his head around, waving a book in front of her. Belle raised an eyebrow at Killian's sudden appearance, turning her questioning gaze on Emma.
"Oh, this is Killian Jones. My new partner," she gestured at Killian who nodded at Belle in acknowledgement. Â Â
"Pleasure to meet you milady." Â
Belle looked like she wanted to say something else but was cut off by Mrs. Potts calling for her. "Oh, I've got to get back. I'll see you tonight, Emma?" Â
"Yup!"
Emma watched as Belle walked away, giving her a small wave. She turned to Killian, rolling her eyes at the stupid grin on his face.
Killian waggled his eyebrows. "What's tonight?"
"Girls' night," she answered. Â
His grin brightened, both eyebrows shooting up.
"You're not invited."
"I would never dare to intrude. But I think youâre forgetting something."
He nodded downwards and Emma groaned, snatching the book out of his hand. "Gimme that." She placed the book on the table, tracing the embossed inscription on the front. Alchemy and Transmutation. She opened it, skimming through the contents. Her eyes brightened as she found something that could work. Turning to the correct page, she traced a finger down the path of ingredients.
"Hmm. Any ideas where we can get those?" Killian asked, brow furrowing.
"It's the strong stuff. Granny should have some though," Emma told him, copying down the page into her notebook. Â
"Granny?"
"Yeah, she's in charge of potions and elixirs. Makes a mean grilled cheese too."
Killian shrugged."If you say so. Come on then. Let's away." He said, helping to pack her things. Emma cringed as she checked the time.
"What's wrong?"
She closed her eyes, answering through gritted teeth.
"Girls' night."
 Emma Swan is a genius if she does say so herself. From the tone of his voice, Killian disagreed.
"Are you sure about this?" Killian asked, eyeing her warily.
"This'll work. Trust me," she assured him.
Emma pulled out the garment from her locker, holding it out triumphantly. Â Â
"Is there a reason you have an invisibility cloak?"
"Ruby's idea of a birthday present."
"Ah. I see."
Emma handed him the cloak, helping him to put it on. "Just don't take it off until the coast is clear."
"Aye aye captain," he saluted before she pulled the hood up. Adjusting her bag so it covered the bit of chain that was still visible, Emma started the walk across campus, making her way to the dorms. With Killian cloaked she almost forgot he was there, only being reminded when he tripped and knocked into a tree.
"Bloody hell," he cursed, "watch where you're going Swan."
"I'm pretty sure you can see underneath that. Not my fault you have two left feet."
He huffed at that and she was sure he was silently fuming beneath the cloak.
They arrived at her dorm room and Emma entered to see her friends gathered in the kitchen area, responding to the chorus of greetings with a wave of her hand.
"Studying hard?" Ruby teased, a wolfish grin on her face.
"Ruby!" Belle lightly smacked Ruby's shoulder, turning to Emma with an apologetic smile.
"Come on, Belle. I believe your words were 'eyes like the ocean at midday'," Ruby giggled. "I should feel threatened but even I can appreciate that," she finished, smiling at Belle and kissing her cheek.
Emma heard Killian chuckle underneath the cloak and stomped her foot down hard where she was sure his toe was. His answering yelp was all the confirmation she needed and she bit her lip to try and hide her smile. Â
"Did you say something?" Emma looked up to see three pairs of eyes regarding her curiously and she shook her head, stuttering.
"I- uh- I think I might have to skip tonight. I have my test on Friday. Gotta study."
"You've spent all day studying, Emma. There's only so much preparation you can do," Mary Margaret said, settling a fresh batch of muffins on the counter.
"I know. I just, I'm exhausted. And I've got Principle Mills as my examiner..."
Her friends winced in unison, a stream of commiserations sent her way.
"I'll see you lot tomorrow, yeah?" She ducked down the hallway, not waiting for their response. Once she was in the safety of her own room, Killian threw off the cloak with a dramatic flourish, letting it fall to the floor.
"It's bloody hard to breathe in that thing," he grumbled, pointing at the offending garment. "So, this is the Swan's nest, is it?" Â
"Yup. Welcome to my humble abode, mi casa es tu casa, yadda yadda yadda," she waved a dismissive hand at her room, the unmade bed, cluttered desk (which she tidied yesterday dammit) and the closet which looked as though it was about to vomit all her clothing out.
Killian laughed, eyes taking in the scenery before he bowed slightly. "I am honoured."
Emma threw her bag on her desk chair and took out her wand.
"Woah, Swan. I promise to behave."
"Relax Jones," she said, casting a quick spell to change into her pyjamas.
"Is that a part of your nightly routine?" he teased, grinning at the yellow duckling pjs.
"No, but I wasn't going to take a shower with you," she told him, stuffing her wand back into her bag. She cringed as she realised what she had said, ignoring Killian's bright smile. Â "Shut up. Not like that."
"So you would be willing to-" he started, eyebrows waggling. She swears his eyebrows have a life of their own. Considering his inability at casting simple spells she wouldn't be all that surprised if they did.
"Nope. Not listening," Emma sang as she climbed into bed and pulled the sheet up with her left hand. She turned on her side to see that Killian had settled on the floor, his left arm resting on her mattress.
"What are you doing?" she whispered, burying her head in her pillow to hide her smile.
"Ah, I didn't want to presume-" he started but Emma laughed, eyes twinkling.
"Killian," she grinned at him.
"Aye, Swan?"
"Get on the bed."
He gaped at her before nodding and climbed in beside her. It was a bit awkward and they shifted a few times before finding a reasonably comfortable position. His arm was draped over her waist, and her hand came to rest on his chest, their legs tangling together. It was intimate and unexpected but with the circumstances, there wasn't anything to be done.
Yeah. That was it.
"Is this okay?" Killian asked, his body stiff even as he tried to even out his breathing.
Emma hummed, her eyes drooping, the events of the day catching up with her. "Sleep."
"Emma-" she shook her head, cutting him off.
"No talking. Just sleep," she mumbled, her words slurring as she was pulled under. He reached across to turn off the lamp and the last thing she heard was his whispered "As you wish."