I was listening to Punching Bag and honestly I don’t know where it came from but I had a thought.
Like Tim, Boy Virgin, feels likes the kind of guy to do a magazine.
Not any type, but one that’s like a sex magazine, borders on it.
Out of spite.
Saw a post that was basically it runs in the family to date the child of your the guy who killed your parents?
Bruce - Joe Chills daughter
Dick - Tony Zuccos Daughter
Tim - Owen Mercer, son of Captain Boomerang
Which is how I started with this thought, but honestly it could be any guy.
Like
<<Say Owen and Tim were on a specific case together, and let’s say Owen offhandedly hits on Tim often>>
Tim, his cape has been torn through the fight :
Owen, breathing hard, grins : not to say you don’t look good in that suit, but you’d look better without it birdy.
Tim, 25, petty in the name of Janet Drake : bet
Tim jumps off roof :
Owen : fuckin bats
Tim goes to some popular magazine in Gotham, and for sake of this we can call them Note or something.
They are more than happy to do a photoshoot
4 weeks later Tim sees Owen again and throws a magazine at him
Owen : wha-?
Tim just glances at the magazine, back at him, and grins, walking over to the fridge to grab a drink.
Owen reads it….
Tim : Cover your crotch Mercer
Also works with so many others
Tim : you’re so horny Bear
Bernard, red as fuck, jaw on the floor as he flips through pages: IS THAT A CONDOM BETWEEN YOUR TEETH
Or
Cassie : why’s Bart passed out with a magazine on his face
Tim : absolutely no idea
Bart, keeps waking up and sees the photo again, like a cartoon he has a nose bleed
Funny for others reaction too
Tam : Nobody drinks water or energy drinks like that Tim…
Tim : with the power of imagination-
Tam : oh, OHHHHH
Somewhere in the background Kon and Bart are battling it out for a copy of the magazine, a special edition that has a body shot of Tim laying down with a lollipop between his teeth and nothing but boxers. It spans two pages, it’s very detailed.
