...but this guy is this guy. Don't be mad at the monster you made. 

And a knife in your pockets?! Clearly we're not flying anywhere. #itspost911people

Runway is the advent. In most cases, it's where it starts, crescendo's, and sometimes peaks.

Maybe it's just me here, but why on such a momentous occasion do the designers not give their best? Sure they may not be six foot or svelte by any standard, but they should really give a better effort, to not only look as good as their collection, but to merge with it as well. God forbid you mistake the designer for the show-closer.

The designer's the one who bows, and should be looking a hell of a lot better doing it. 

Why does fashion have more collaborations than a Diddy album? Are we running out of ideas or just having difficulty catching the attention of customers?

In any case, I'm curious about the real-term numbers being produced from collaborations considering that any worthwhile venture should prompt the desire for permanency. Even my beloved Jil Sander x Uniqlo marriage was sadly as ill-fated as a reality show wedding. 

Are consumer's really so disloyal to consistent brands that we need six seasons of lines? Or are our once-beloved brands just trying to cover up inconsistency by throwing in the occasional fresh face? Either way it doesn't make sense that I can all-too-easily buy shorts in January.

And don't even get me started on pop up shops.

I would like to hereby advocate a boycott on chin-straps especially.