Jul 2, 2025
Yautja 1: "Hear me out."
Yautja 2: "If its a damn human-"
Yautja 1: "Bitch I said hear me out, not me my judge!"
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Yautja 1: "Hear me out."
Yautja 2: "If its a damn human-"
Yautja 1: "Bitch I said hear me out, not me my judge!"
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Incorrect quotes #2, featuring Quinn following T’kânii like a lovesick puppy (even he doesn’t know it)
When I first made them, it was meant to be a joke where Quinn was a scientist who was way too eager to work with a superior alien life form but then it grew into smth more (tiny human male falling for the giant alien lady—)
Yes there will be wholesome and humorous moments between these two
I want them to fight to the death. I want Kor to try and get killed only for Elder to grab him by the scruff and teach him that there’s is as much honor in old age as in bloody youth. I want Elder to make him adoptive uncle of the AvP trio and for Kor to find meaning in life despite being beyond his glory days. I just want Kor to be happy ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I wonder how much random gossip alien's hear while stalking for potential prey. Then they got home to their clan and its just:
"So observed these humans and apparently women are seen as objects? If I objectified a woman she'd kill me!"
"I was stalking a group of humans in the desert. And then they started mating... really loud... with cameras pointed at them." "No a whole group, there was 10."
"I watched a white woman tame a bear and out a sweater on it."
Realistically speaking, if I was in the alien universe, and encountered a yautja, nothing would happen. I'm a disabled girly (no right hand, ¼ or right arm also missing), and not much of a fighter.
However, if I were capable of being a skilled fighter to wrangle a xenomorph or yautja... I'd kick ass only to embarrass myself by falling down the nearest set of stairs or hill, like a fucking idiot. And probably because I'm anemic and my sight had entered the 4th dimension when I tried to walk after fighting.
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Incorrect quotes #1, featuring ✨ the disaster trio✨
Serious posts containing lore will come but for now, there will be two parts of these mini comics I did of my OCs because I had a sudden burst of motivation to do comics which I only do once in a blue moon 💀
De’khar be nice
Do you think yautjas headbutt/tap foreheads to show affection. And would it be considered in the same way we humans kiss? And then interlocking mandibles be a more intimate version of kissing?
Inspo comes from the fact that Mandalorians will tap helmets to "kiss"
Yautja: How many have you killed with your talons?
Human: My what?
Yautja: Your talons... hands. They're long, sharp, and quite decorated so clearly you must've killed something with them.
Human: I've never killed anything other than a xeno... Wait! Talons!? These are merely acrylic stiletto nails.
Yautja: So?
Human: They're decorative, they're only capable of minor damage unless I stab them into an eye...
Yautja: Then what's the point of useless nails. Those "acrylic stiletto" don't kill, and clearly have hindered your hand mobility for certain objects and tasks. What's the point?
Human: They make me feel bonita.
Yautja: What the fuck is bonita!?