I don’t even know what to say but the idea of Sherlock actually being a trust fund baby is just. So funny to me. Like- this man lives in a shitty flat that’s somehow prime real estate but like also…it’s not…great? It’s not a great flat. (And this could just be because he trashed it when he moved in) but nothing matches. The layout is weird. Where the fuck is the second bedroom- is it shown? Idk, because we focus on Sherlock’s. It has a basement now? Fuck yeah, but for only one episode. Never mentioned again. You want to know the proper layout? Fuck you, it doesn’t have to make sense. Also, his curls are perfect and don’t you DARE try and say he doesn’t use designer hair products because. This man is a Brat. He’s so spoiled it’s not even funny. He’s used to everything happening exactly when he wants it to happen. His brother is the Government. He wears fucking designer clothing and his coat costs thousands of dollars. He probably has a tailor and purposefully makes his shirts Too Tight to…I dunno…attract cute army doctors? Point is, this man is LOADED. He’s got so much that he doesn’t want his flatmate to work because he wants to keep him around. And they can STILL afford the damn flat. Also also, because he’s filthy rich, or at least comfortable- and he IS- there was ZERO point to him getting a flatmate. Zero. Nada. Goose eggs. Total sham. But, hey, at least now he gets to parade around in his Too Tight designer clothing (and possibly designer sheets!) around his hot Army Doctor flatmate. (Posh boy has a military kink, what can I say?) anyways this didn’t make any sense but I needed to write it out-
