#prat prince

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@magical-socks  Sent in “Kiss or Diss”

Loki: 

“That depends….does he want to kiss me? I couldn’t imagine he does, he doesn’t seem to like me very much. But if he did want to kiss me, I wouldn’t suggest he not.” 

Arthur: 

“KIIIIISSSSS!!!!! I mean…..diss, of course diss, why would I want to kiss Merlin?” Nervously laughs. Is sweating a lot. “I….uh, that is just completely disgusting, ew, gross…..I think I just threw up a little, I can’t wait to tell my father about this, ha….ha,” bites his lip. “Um…..I mean maybe I’d kiss him a little bit? Just to shut him up, of course…..” 

(Those went together so well, I don’t know if you planed that but....I’m just gonna answer it as one.) 

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Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Arthur!!!! He just doesn’t pay attention to things like that, he’s sometimes thick and I HOPE Mellie loves him more for that! 

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: I feel like they would both do that, but Mellie is the drawer, so she probably does it better. 

Who starts the tickle fights: BOTH OF THEM THO!

Who starts the pillow fights: BOTH OF THEM ALSO!!! 

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: I can see them both doing this, or just both falling asleep at the same time looking at each other. Especially right after they get together, and then again, right after they get married. 

Who mistakes salt for sugar: Arthur….probably in a rush, cooking/baking something for Mellie, and whoops, that was the salt!  Mellie would probably just tease him for it. 

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: I can’t see them doing this, unless they’re up late watching a HP marathon and they’re making popcorn. So, that would be probably why they let it beep. Arthur is probably too into the scene between Voldemort and Dumbledore in OOTP to care about the beeping microwave, so  Mellie has to go get it. 

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Arthur….he is a dork after all. 

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: I can see Mellie having to do it, because Arthur/or their kids have made it a freaking mess again! 

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: They both would! 

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Arthur would, because he’s a romantic dork sometimes.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Mellie on Arthur, he would totally ask her to draw the dark mark on his arm, so then he can go around evil laughing and “stealing” sweets and kisses. 

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: BOTH OF THEM!! They’re going to Disney World! (I don’t care when or why, but they’re going.) 

I thought you would never ask! ;D 

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Who said “I love you” firstProbably Arthur, he would be so nervous and excited, he would probably scream it from the roof top or just yell it in her face while they were still in the freezer. 

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone backgroundI think both of them would do this, they would have pictures of them together all over the place. I can picture Arthur having this cute picture of Mellie with like cute cat ears on on his phone, he probably looks at it all the time and calls her his little chipmunk while he’s all alone at work or something. 

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirrorBoth of them, Mellie probably started doing this for Arthur right after they moved in together and then it just became a thing they did. And Arthur probably leaves stupid Harry Potter quotes and cute smiley faces, and Mellie probably does little drawings of things for him. 

Who buys the other cheesy giftsThey both WOULD, but probably more Mellie for Arthur, because he LOVES cheesy gifts and goofy things and she knows that and loves seeing him so happy and goofy about stuff. 

Who initiated the first kissI want to rp that out and find out, is that okay? But I feel like Mellie would! 

Who kisses the other awake in the morningThey both would do this, so….whoever wakes up first that day. 

Who starts tickle fightsAgain, they both would do this, they probably LOVE tickle fights and they most certainly always end in kissing. 

Who asks who if they can join the other in the showerWHO NEEDS TO ASK? The would probably just shower every day together anyway and Arthur would totally make a crack about saving water but that never actually crosses their mind. 

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunchEither of them, so whoever is off first for lunch, or maybe off that day. Arthur would probably bring Mellie taco’s every day he’s off, homemade ones… O.O 

Who was nervous and shy on the first dateI feel like neither of them would be shy, they’ve known each other so long, but I feel like maybe both of them would be a little nervous, just because it’s new and they’re worried it might not work out at first, but I’m pretty sure by the end of the night they will just be completely so into each other and happy that they wouldn’t even remember they were nervous. 

Who kills/takes out the spidersArthur isn’t going to kill no spider, he is DEATHLY AFRAID of spiders, to the point of crying like a baby child. So, that is going to be left up to Mellie to deal with, the poor thing. 

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