Beyond The Fairytale

This might be my favorite funny exchange between them 😂😂😂

To open Avengers 4, I 100% support the idea of marvel having Loki just relaxing in a chair with his hair tied up in a man bun and his feet propped up on a desk drinking a milkshake whilst wearing pyjamas and saying “are you surprised?”

Even if Loki doesn’t return for Avengers 4, I still believe he’s not dead and that he’s just on a beach somewhere drinking piña coladas.

“Um….ew, why there? Listen, it’s fine, I’ll put some money into a house, get you out of there, maybe in Florida…..Florida is nice and on the plus side there’s Disney World.” 

“Florida is the penis of America, it’s too humid and most people there are walking trash cans,” Mason sighed, “Leadville is nice, it’s small, in the mountains, it’s right by a beautiful lake and it has a magic portal to another world at the bottom of that very lake.”

“SO….Florida is the Penis and New Jersey is the Armpit…? This is why I need to move from this country. Right…..I don’t like Lakes with portals in them, I don’t like Lakes at all…or pools, or water…..or life. I actually hate everything, including myself.” 

“Lakes with portals are cool, even I don’t hate everything, have you become more angsty than I have?”

“....Yes? Possibly. I just don’t think this era has been good for me, I used to be filled with such hope and desire to be a good king. Now I just feel nothing.....I don’t care what happens to this world.”