#prank meme

"April fools!”

“Are those eggs?”

“Is that shaving cream?”

“You’ve got to be kidding me!”

“How many more times are you going to fall for that?”

“Cut it out already.”

“Stay on your own side of the room until midnight.”

“I can’t wait for today to be over.”

“Stop trying... I’m unprankable.”

“Is that a challenge? Because I’ll prove you can be pranked.” 

“Watch your back...”

“Why are you wearing safety goggles?”

"Being your friend requires me to take safety measures.”

“If you prank me one more time--”

“Payback’s a bitch. Remember that.” 

“Come on, it’s just a prank!”

“A ‘kick me’ sign? Really?”

“A prank war? Are you five?” 

“Grow up... April Fools jokes are stupid.” 

“What... did I just sit in?”

“WHERE DID YOU GET SILLY STRING?”

“Don’t joke about that, asshole!”

“That wasn’t funny!”

“I thought you were really hurt!” 

“You’re such a dick -- this isn’t funny.” 

“You can clean up the mess now, ‘prankmaster’.” 

“What a child. Can’t you be serious for a few hours today?”

“Oh my god! What did you just try to feed me?!”

“Disgusting!”

“I got you good!” 

“You look cute covered in (flour, glitter, etc.)”

“It’s just a little water, relax.”

“I didn’t think you’d actually fall for it!”

“I love how gullible you are.” 

“Don’t you ever get tired of being tricked?”

“Here -- taste this.” (specify what their muse is offered so they know how to react.)

“If I open this and there’s a dick on my screen, so help me.”

“I hate screamers! What the hell!” 

“Stop hitting me! It was just a prank!” 

Prank My Muse!!

Ellie turned towards Dean curious at first and then utterly shocked and startled. She briefly managed to glance at the blue liquid in the bottle before Dean started consuming it.

"What did you do?!" Ellie covered her mouth in despair trying to process it. "Dean what did you do?!" She repeated herself trying to figure out what to do.

There is one thing that Hidan should be sure of, and that is regardless of his Jashinist beliefs, he is going to die, and Konan is going to make sure of it.

She had been lounging beside the pool wearing a large pair of sunglasses and her black bikini, letting the sun warm her pale skin. It was a hot summer’s day, and there was little else to do, other than to bask in the warmth. Konan closed her eyes, let her guard down, and allowed herself to relax.

Whilst in a pleasant drowse, before she knew it, a jet of icy water drenched her body. It didn’t take long to figure out the culprit, as his face loomed into view and he clutched at a super-soaker gun. Konan gave an undignified scream of shock, that was unbecoming of her, then stood shivering as Hidan announced that he had done her a favour.

And for that, he deserved to be put back in his place.

Konan waited until Hidan had also put his guard down to relax in the sun. She waited until he lay on his front on a sun lounger beside Deidara, before tiptoeing stealthily back to the cocktail bar where Kakuzu sat sipping beer. He watched Konan with his bloodshot eyes, before realising what she was planning. The corners of his mouth uplifted as Konan helped herself to a hefty handful of ice cubes.

Konan made her way towards Hidan, her toes making no sound as she crossed the grassy embankment.

Konan snatched up the drawstring of Hidan’s swimwear, shoving the handful of ice cubes down his backside. Sure, she had come into more contact with Hidan’s body than she cared too, but she could disinfect her hand later with bleach.

And besides, it would all be worth it for his reaction.

For @laikehend: Halloween meme

Quinn takes his sweet time to decide what prank to play on Legolas. The elf asked to know more about Samhain, and the Ranger wants to humour him, but most of the pranks he knows have the risk of coming across as mean to another species, and he doesn't want to ruin the experience for Legolas.

Eventually, he settles on asking Plow for help. He manages to find a pot of white paint at the village they are staying at and spends the whole afternoon painting a (mostly) anatomically correct skeleton on his horse's black fur, on both flanks and on his head.

When he's done, Plow looks rather scary, if he can say so himself. A true ghost horse, right from the stories!