Aug 23, 2018
Hana d.va Song is braver than any US marine
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Hana d.va Song is braver than any US marine
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my cards don't always give me the answer i want, but damn, they are at least super straightforward. like, neon signs lit up pointing me in the obvious direction i should be taking. I'd rather have blunt obvious honesty than cryptic readings that I struggle to comprehend
someone invalidates my friend’s gender: i will HECKIN fite you!!!! get the fuck out!!! never speak to me or my child again!!!!!!!!!!
someone misgenders me constantly: eh its, ok, everyone.. makes mistakes... like its nbd.... i mean it bothers me but, im fine....
fun fact: i had to get a little NSFW™ w/ my therapist on monday and she said the whole “you dont have to be polite in here” line and i genuinely felt like i’d unlocked some new therapy achievement lmao.
BEEN WAITIN MY WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR THAT ONE, DARLIN’
ok im done, and also dumb lmao sorry
tbh i love everything about soldier’s new skin but my favorite part has to be the new voice line for his Circle of Love™ bc once u hear the iconic “drink up” it’s invariably followed by 8 different ppl saying “take a fuckin sip, babes” and then the entire Squad laughing at ourselves for a solid 5 minutes
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i dont have opinions i just borrow them from people i like
me: I’m gonna main dva and backup mercy / reaper, focus on a small number of characters to improve and have solid choices before branching out!!!
also me: plays widow on attack, bounces around like a sugar-high toddler as genji, wall skates to my death as Lucio, giggles like mad the whole entire time
new mental health analogy courtesy The Roommate™ --
"Sometimes I feel like my conscious brain is the rider and the rest of my brain is this really spooky fuckin horse."
"God yeah, like you're trying so hard to fucking control it, but you go and try to pass a mailbox and the horse is freaking out like AAHHH ITS GONNA FUCKIN KILL ME and trying to bolt and you're half crying like 'what the fuck dude, what the fuck, it's just a mailbox, calm the fuck down' and the horse is just absolutely not having it"
"Or you go to jump a log, maybe you've even hopped over a few small ones, you've been doing well, the horse is cooperating, you've done this before, and you go and the horse fucking slams on the brakes like NO NOPE NAH CANT FUCKIN DO THIS THAT LOG IS TOO BIG I CANT HANDLE THAT LOG I WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN MY BODY TRYING TO JUMP THAT and you're just '??? my dude we have been jumping so many logs, I thought we had an agreement, what the fuck' but your horse, who has jumped so many logs, is now just absolutely refusing"
"So you think you can like, out muscle the horse, so you get a stronger bit and some spurs, maybe a crop, and you're like 'we're gonna ride 8 hours through every type of weather and I will wear this horse out and it won't have the energy to fight me on this shit anymore' and then the horse just fucking lays down with you still on it and won't move at all and you're stuck there like 'welp this is not what I was trying to accomplish' but there you are"
"And god, then somebody ELSE meets the horse and they're like 'oh what a sweet horse' and you're fine letting them pet the horse because the horse is generally well behaved in small doses but then one day the person is like 'hey I wanna ride the horse' and you actually care about this person so naturally you're like 'uhhhh hey no I wouldn't do that the horse is kinda crazy unpredictable'
but they insist so you put a strong bit on the horse and this giant western saddle for the person to hold onto and you give them a helmet and put them in the round pen and hand walk them and the horse is fine, so eventually you graduate to a lunge line and the horse is fine, but you're still holding the horse in check and you all know it, and the person is like 'hey I can handle the horse' and after however long you start to think wow, maybe they can, maybe the horse really likes them
so you unclip the lunge line and you stay in the round pen and the person gets like, a few days in and the horse just fucking takes off with them and they're like 'AH WHAT THE FUCK THIS HORSE IS INSANE' and you're like 'I KNOW IM SO SORRY FUCK' but by then it's too late, they're attached, you're attached, the horse is attached, so everybody is just stuck on this hellish ride until the horse finally throws one of you"