Jan 17, 2023
hello my jeff garlic... my jarlic if you will... pronounced jar-lick, not yar-lick like the Jarl of Whiterun in Skyrim
hello american jeff my beloved
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hello my jeff garlic... my jarlic if you will... pronounced jar-lick, not yar-lick like the Jarl of Whiterun in Skyrim
hello american jeff my beloved
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hi I am love you and I’m ok with spoilers so what happens to layla in acv 🥴🔪
she unearths an isu temple in norway and hooks herself up to the yggdrasil simulation tree and meets someone (literally a humanoid figure/body that is pure shining light) who speaks in desmond’s voice and says they’ve got tons of data about, like... various apocalypse scenarios to process. so she decides to stay to help sort it out because she feels it’s her responsibility. so i guess she’s stuck in some kind of simulation now, and that’s her destiny as the heir of memories?
also she dropped the fucking staff of hermes into a fucking hole. so i guess my girl kassandra lived for 2,500 years and then died for nothing.
PEACHE!!! (This is now your official nickname from me unless you’d like something else)
What’s your Harry Potter house, it’s for science. If you don’t give a f about HP, then which one has the best colors lol! Have a fabulous day :)))
Ravenclaw 1000% (they also have the best colours, sorry not sorry. Blue and bronze is just the superior combo)
Love the nickname btw 🥰 I'm honoured
@potsticker1234 said: You’re really out here dangling Merilla content on a tiny fishing pole in the gigantic sea of Star Wars and you know what, it fucking worked
#merilla gives me life#i was like do i ship trilla and cal#or merrin and cal#and then you came over with your god brain and said merrin x trilla rights#lesbiantrillas
anfkjsb I LOVE HOW YOU WORD THAT LOL! But yeah I mean! I get the appeal of both Cal/Trilla and Cal/Merrin, but tbh I find Merrin and Trilla both more compelling than Cal ( no offense to Cal lol ) and i find Merilla works as a ship for much of the same reasons the other two do...it’s two people broken/hurt people finding comfort and healing in each other again. Merrin is really the only person of the Mantis crew that Trilla doesn’t have any baggage with --- it’s really easy to see her as the first person a redeemed/Survival!AU Trilla bonds with. I think Merrin would see Trilla as someone she could have very easily become had she gone further along her previous path of revenge with Malicos, so it’s a bit easier for her to sympathize with Trilla.
I also love the idea of an AU where Trilla goes to Dathomir to hunt Malicos before events of the game, and teams up with Merrin similar to how Cal does to take him down. And then afterwards sweet-talks Merrin into becoming an Inquisitor. You can see some stuff for that in this tag if u want 👀
Will you choose to play as Mr. Eivor or Lady Eivor first? Tbh as much as I love Kass, I am very tempted to be a Viking himbo dual ax wielding Mr. Eivor
Lol Mr. Eivor as a himbo dual axe wielder sounds literally AMAZING, I love it. But honestly idk!! When I found out gender was an option, I initially thought I’d play as girl Eivor but the more I watch the trailer and see the guy, I like him more! Him with the kids was adorable and gave me mad Bayek vibes, so I’m kind of leaning towards Mr. Eivor as well!! At least for a first play through lol
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PHIL THIS IS YOUR DAILY CHECK IN FROM YOUR NOT SO LOCAL ASIAN AMERICAN. WHY YOU USING THE ORANGE HEART 🧡🧡🧡
I only started using emojis a few years ago DOES THE ORANGE HEART HAVE A CERTAIN MEANING/SIGNIFICANCE??
I dunno if you've noticed but I'm quite single and very lonely and that is because I've been raised with unhealthy emotional relationships and I don't know how to choose a suitable stable partner!! That is why I say "unreachable or unrealistic love"
Kassandra buried neck deep in the sand as the sand guardian guardian of the sand, Poseidon quivers before her
(Sorry, but Kass is taking this one.)
Your gifs are fueling my will to live and ily
No way… stop! Seriously?!Wow, okay - THANK YOU to the moon and back! 🌕