#potential fall

Smooth Fun Fact #1406: Despite not being personally affected, Smooth is outraged that high heels are an accepted accessory in modern society. (Bonus Fun Fact: Although he has never worn sloped shoes, Smooth imagines that stepping on mini stilts for the purpose of appearing taller is potentially physically dangerous. Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Appalled at the implication that being shorter in stature is lesser, Smooth is surprised that women willingly choose torturous, foot deformity causing devices over comfortable footwear for the sake of fashion.)