What if he was to be carried like a sack of potatoes by his partner and then thrown into bed? A slap on the ass if he starts to complain?
*snorts*
I would imagine then that they've been together a hot minute already.
He would be flabbergasted. Would try to resist like a cat who doesn't want to be picked up, kicking and demanding to be put down this instant.
But well if his partner is strong enough to carry him, they're strong enough to not care much about his tantrum. Slap on the ass. His jaw drops and he's silent for a few good seconds because this didn't just happen to him??? And it gives his partner time to throw him on the bed and crawl on top of him.
He's still in shock. They have time to chuckle and start undressing him before his brain restarts.
