#pot daddy

i was the anon who was gonna smoke for the first time, so i want to tell you how it went for me. i was home alone, so i tried to ease myself into it. it felt pretty hazy, but not as much as i expected (apparently i have a high tolerance). it felt... placid, i guess. I smoked a fair bit, too. i am high as of writing this, too (smoked again today). it's nice. the world is spinning. (also i did get super horny and spent the better part of an hour jerking off last night.).

aah i'm sorry if i'm talking too much. how was your day?

Thank you for the report, darling!

I'm going to go a bit Pot Daddy on you, so please ignore me if this feels patronizing. It is only that my Pot Daddy meant a lot to me when I was first starting to smoke, and I wish to replicate his wisdom in the world.

I wouldn't go judging your tolerance too much, yet. It's a bit of a rite of passage for your first (and second, and possibly third) time smoking to be a little mellow or mediocre. This can be due to inexperience with inhaling (a lot of baby stoners tend to hold it in their throat, instead of fully inhaling; make sure, when you take a hit, to leave enough room in your lungs to breathe in a little bit of oxygen afterward, and that should fix that issue). I also personally subscribe to the theory of your brain just simply not knowing what to do with the cannabinoids. There's a school of thought that says that your receptors need to increase or learn how to bind the chemicals more efficiently, and so your first few times, you're not getting a full blast.

I have been walking people through their first experience for about twenty or so years now, and I would say that just three quarters of people I've known have a similar experience to you. Which is ultimately a good thing, since you don't want to start out with a super high tolerance! What a bummer that would be!