#posts this instead of working

Reader: *trying to reach something on the top shelf* Alastor: *head tilt* "Do you need some help, my dear?" Reader: "Oh! Yes, please. I can't reach it-" Alastor: *moves desired object further away* "Does this help?" Reader: "uh- NO!?" Alastor: *moves it higher* "How about this?" Reader: "Alastor I am going to eat your kidneys give me the thing!" Alastor: "Hmmm.... How about-" Reader: *scuttles up onto his shoulders like a squirrel, takes the thing out of his hand and hops back onto the floor* "Thank, Mr. Step stool." *cheerfully trots off* Alastor: *eyes narrow* ".....Well played."