you’re telling me all these other people also have rich internal lives? surely that can’t be right… surely they're just here to fill background roles in my own story?

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you’re telling me all these other people also have rich internal lives? surely that can’t be right… surely they're just here to fill background roles in my own story?

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The tonal dissonance between these two posts in my drafts 😭
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no one understands how hard it is for me. every day i have to do things like “brush my teeth,” “feed myself,” and “go to work” when instead i should be doing things like “being hand-fed grapes by hordes of scandalously dressed lovers”…. etc
[frat guy voice] woahhhhh sick menty b bro. mind if i tag along? :)

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one must imagine the blogger giving a sardonic wink to camera
crossing my arms like a dracula in the shower until i get warm
fat tastes good. why are you wasting my fucking time with a chicken breast