i thought ppl glazed the dark brotherhood quests for no reason
turns out its very good

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i thought ppl glazed the dark brotherhood quests for no reason
turns out its very good

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Partner!? #partner?
I see...
I'm taking away the word "Botch" from the IWC
Any jealous guy updates?
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And halfnote, the other half of me doesn't want to note.

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beautiful vision: austin powers swap au
• austin is a charismatic british villain that essentially keeps getting too distracted by shagging and being a general womanizer to actually accomplish anything evil; basil has to constantly snap him back to reality and get them back on course. all of his main partners in the films are his evil henchwomen. they retain their original personalities. fembots are here still because uhhhhh yeah
• austin is evil because nigel neglected him severely and wanted to be a villain solely to spite his father's occupation as a spy
• dougie good is an awkward, kind of overbearing, somewhat aspec spy who constantly hatches plans to foil austin but ultimately his cat ends up having to be the one to foil the plans. dougie is immune to the charms of austins henchwomen & fembots purely because hes too focused on trying to foil austin, he doesnt even realize theyre hitting on him most the time and probably accidentally kills the fembots by "turning them off" wink wink
• dougie joined the "good guys" because his horrible childhood humbled him as a person
• the agency creates mini me for dougie as a side kick
• frau is like the one woman dougie loved before getting cryogenically frozen by the agency (she becomes lesbian and marries unibrau in this time), and when he unthawed he finds out he has a grown up son. scott wants to join the agency but dougie keeps putting him off because A) hes not "cool enough" and B) secretly doesnt want to lose him in the line of work
• fat bastard is an inside man at austin's virtucon for the agency instead of the other way around
• foxxy is a member of austin's virtucon stationed at goldmembers, but switches to the "good" side for dougie
• vanessa is swapped with frau
• felicity is swapped with mustafa. mustafa still dies like immediately in this au, hence why mini me is created by the agency and why dougie is afraid of scott joining
• goldmember is still goldmember. because hes goldmember.
• basil and number two are swapped here of course. also theyre both gay
I've actually been daydreaming about this!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING THESE OMG... genuinely so so brilliant!! I have many thoughts, so buckle in!!!
I think that all of it started back in their school days.
being for the benefit of Mr Fenton! (Possibly Fanny...)
Los Angeles Daily Herald, 28 and 30 October 1873