#possibly...

• austin is a charismatic british villain that essentially keeps getting too distracted by shagging and being a general womanizer to actually accomplish anything evil; basil has to constantly snap him back to reality and get them back on course. all of his main partners in the films are his evil henchwomen. they retain their original personalities. fembots are here still because uhhhhh yeah

• austin is evil because nigel neglected him severely and wanted to be a villain solely to spite his father's occupation as a spy

• dougie good is an awkward, kind of overbearing, somewhat aspec spy who constantly hatches plans to foil austin but ultimately his cat ends up having to be the one to foil the plans. dougie is immune to the charms of austins henchwomen & fembots purely because hes too focused on trying to foil austin, he doesnt even realize theyre hitting on him most the time and probably accidentally kills the fembots by "turning them off" wink wink

• dougie joined the "good guys" because his horrible childhood humbled him as a person

• the agency creates mini me for dougie as a side kick

• frau is like the one woman dougie loved before getting cryogenically frozen by the agency (she becomes lesbian and marries unibrau in this time), and when he unthawed he finds out he has a grown up son. scott wants to join the agency but dougie keeps putting him off because A) hes not "cool enough" and B) secretly doesnt want to lose him in the line of work

• fat bastard is an inside man at austin's virtucon for the agency instead of the other way around

• foxxy is a member of austin's virtucon stationed at goldmembers, but switches to the "good" side for dougie

• vanessa is swapped with frau

• felicity is swapped with mustafa. mustafa still dies like immediately in this au, hence why mini me is created by the agency and why dougie is afraid of scott joining

• goldmember is still goldmember. because hes goldmember.

• basil and number two are swapped here of course. also theyre both gay

I've actually been daydreaming about this!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING THESE OMG... genuinely so so brilliant!! I have many thoughts, so buckle in!!!

I think that all of it started back in their school days.

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My art show went great!! Lots of people came and I even got an invitation to be on the arts council! Super excited!!! I felt like I talked too much lol but everyone was really impressed I think!

Now it's sleepover time!!! I'm so excited! Got my stuff packed and I get to see my friends all weekend!!! EEP! I'm so ready I feel like I'm gonna explode- 🥹🩷

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Frevtober prompt for October 20th.

"It is late. Let me say good night to you now. My dearest Lucile," he kissed her on both cheeks, "Camille, my friend," he shook his hand and patted him on the shoulder. "Please continue to have fun. I will find my own way out."

“Wait. I’ll at least walk you to the door if I can’t convince you to stay here longer.” Together they walked out into the hallway and down the stairs. They stopped at the entrance.

“It was a lovely celebration, wasn’t it, Maxime? Thanks for coming.” Camille, already quite drunk, hugged him warmly. “See you tomorrow?”

"If it's not too much trouble, I'd be happy for you to come. But wouldn't you rather spend time with your new wife? That would be understandable."

"No… no, I will come to you and we will discuss what needs to be done. The revolution will not wait."

“And the honeymoon can wait, right?” Maxime replied. He smiled amusedly. But Camille grabbed his hand with urgency.

"I want to return the favor. Please let me do this."

"Of course, if you want. And congratulations again. You and Lucile are a beautiful couple."

"Aren't we? Lucile is wonderful. I hope you weren't too bored. I know you don't enjoy these things much."

"Nonsense. I had a lot of fun. Thank you very much for the invitation."

"How could I leave out my best friend? … Do you remember… what I promised you in college? That night in the garden…” he blushed a little at the mention of it. “I mean… this wedding won’t change how I feel about you.”

Maxime pulled his hand away.

"I don't know what you're talking about, Camille," he said, far too sober for such a conversation. "Go back to your wife and your guests. They're waiting for you."

Camille looked at him for a long, searching moment. Then he laughed.

"You can't lie, Maxime. Of course you know that. I told you I had more than just friendly feelings for you, and you allowed me to…"

“Stop it right now, Camille.” Maxime’s good humor was gone.

“…you liked it back then,” Camille shrugged. But he backed away. “Forgive me. I’m drunk. I just got married.”

"You did," Maxime agreed. He reached out and placed his hand briefly on Camille's cheek. "You should confess your love to your wife."

“I’ll go,” Camille nodded. He rubbed his face lightly against his friend’s hand and smiled at him. “Good night, Maxime.” He opened the door for him.

Maxime put on his hat and looked back one last time.