#portraitfail

I’m sorry, Nicolle. I drew your eyes looking in two different directions. That’s not right. What’s wrong with me? Please don’t be mad. I tried my best. No refunds.

I’m sorry, William. I really screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. I hope you’re not offended. I know I would be. No refunds.

I’m sorry, Carlye. This is just awful. Your one eye is too big and your smile is all wrong. I really failed on this one, huh? No refunds.

I’m sorry, Danny. Not only does this not look like you, but your chicken friend turned out terrible. Please don’t ask me to draw poultry anymore. No refunds.

I’m sorry, Ellen and Michael. You look like such nice people. That’s why I’m so upset I screwed up your caricature. Please forgive me. I have no idea what I’m doing.

I’m sorry, Elnathan. I tried exaggerating your bottom lip, but I went too far. Now it looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.

I’m sorry, Leonie. Something about the ears on your head screwed me up and I drew you as a cat. My bad. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time this has happened. No refunds.

#fracasos. A veces cuando uno lo intenta y te sale mal, tu ego se quiebra y quieres romper toda prueba. Pero si aguantas, es otra ocasión para aprender. #saoirseronan #failure #portraitfail @pvil (en Las Palmas de Gran Canaria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIOu5FPHXi7/?igshid=qps53pijwqzj