Bad Caricatures

I'm sorry, Becci. I tried to capture your expressive eyes, but I think I made the lashes too long so you look kinda weird and I don't know how to fix it. My apologies. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Patrick and Shannan. I drew you both with crazy eyes. Neither of you have crazy eyes IRL. I'm just awful at caricatures. I hope you're not upset. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Quira's Dad. Quira paid me to draw a caricature of you as a gift, but I messed it up because I'm not very good at caricatures. Please don't be mad at me. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Quira's Mom. I got your head shape wrong. So this doesn't really look like you. Please don't be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Ben & Yoan. I'm not very good at drawing mouths. Or hands. Or caricatures, really. Happy Anniversary. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Emilie. I messed up your nose. And your mouth. And your eyes. And your chin. There's not much to like here. I hope you're not upset. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Jordan. You probably sent me this picture to show me what a terrible caricature of you looked like. Little did you know that I could do worse. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Sam and Haylee. You look like nice people. And your dog is very cute. But this is an awful drawing of all three of you. I have no idea what I'm doing. Please forgive me. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Megan. I made your nose too upturned, your ear too big, and your smile too weird. This whole thing is a mess. I understand if you're disappointed. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Vianet and Uriel. I drew your eyes too open. So you look creepy. I'm sure you're not creepy in real life. I'm just not very good at this. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Donghyun. I messed up your nose. And I can't draw hands for the life of me. Please don't be upset. You don't really look like this. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Yasmine. I'm not very good at drawing noses. So this doesn't really look like you. Please don't be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.

I'm sorry Øyvind & Sigurd. This is just awful. This doesn't look like either of you. Please don't be upset. I tried my best. But I guess my best is still pretty crappy. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Leslie & Josh. You both look crazy here. I mean in my drawing. You look fine in your photo. I'm just awful at caricatures. I hope you're not mad. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Irene. Once again, I drew a face too small for someone's head. You'd think I would've stop doing that by now. But no. I'm an idiot. No refunds.

I'm sorry, Sara & Chris. I drew your faces too small for your heads. I keep doing that. I have no idea what's wrong with me. Please forgive me. No refunds.

I'm sorry, David. I messed up your nose and your cheek. So this doesn't really look like you. I hope you don't feel like you wasted your money. I know I would. No refunds.