Jul 10, 2017
Plans Tomorrow?
Sarah: Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?
Porter A: Becoming a productive member of society?
Sarah: Porter, come on.
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Plans Tomorrow?
Sarah: Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?
Porter A: Becoming a productive member of society?
Sarah: Porter, come on.
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After Hicks Pranks Sarah
Hicks: SAVE ME!
Porter A: From what?
Hicks: *Points towards Sarah* From That!
Emotions?
Porter A: *Smiles*
Porter A: *Has another emotion*
Porter A: *Hisses to himself* Get back into the forbidden feelings box, you dirty little fuck!
Meme Wars Greek Gods
Hicks: Hephaestus
Julia: Aphrodite
Alan: Zeus
Porter A: Phobus
Jolly: Hades
Taylor A: Hestia
Bean: Ares
Sarah: Hypnos
Myers: Eros
Klauk: Iris
Mitch: Hera
Caroline: Nike
Maya: Athena
Thomas: Ossa
Luke: Apollo
Porter K: Persephone
Paris: Poseidon
Glenn: Deimos
Dylan: Hera
Josh: Aigaios
Stephen: Hermes
Jared: Dramaeus
Ben: Momus
Detlow: Dionysus
Trevor: Demeter
Louie: Cerberus
Double O Pride Month
Julia: When straight people assume I’m one of them, I feel like a gay secret agent.
Sarah: Lesbionage
Dylan: Bi spy
Porter A: It’s an ace case
Porter K: Secret gaygent
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They Call Me Coffee
Caroline: They call me coffee because I grind so fine. *Winks*
Porter A: Oh my god.
Hicks: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 AM
Porter A: Not you too-
Sarah: They call me coffee-
Porter A: Please no.
Sarah: Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Porter A: Oh.
The Coffee Pot Is Found Broken At Hicks’ House
Hicks: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Taylor A: I did, I broke it-
Hicks: No. No, you didn’t. Bean?
Bean: Don’t look at me. Look at Thomas.
Thomas: What? I didn’t break it.
Bean: Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Thomas: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Bean: Suspicious.
Thomas: No, it’s not!
Jolly: If it matters...probably not... Porter A was the last one to use it.
Porter A: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Jolly: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Porter A: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jolly!
Taylor A: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Hicks.
Hicks: No. Who broke it?
Dylan: Hicks, Caroline has been awfully quiet...
Caroline: Really?!
Dylan: Yeah, really!
Cut to Hicks in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background
Hicks: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.