But consider: engportfru but france and england are competing about who can fluster portugal more cuz england instists he knows port the best and france is like you do not know how to romance someone meanwhile port is in the middle like hmmmmmm this better not awaken anything in me lol
Thank you for the ask anon! This is 100% because Port is normally the one flustering them and the only way they can get the same reaction back is by cheating and teaming up on him.
I love this idea that they both have very different approaches to wooing people. I think England might be surprisingly direct, but almost too direct for some people's taste when he's really laying on the sleaze thick. British slang about intimacy is quite cheeky ('how about a bit of how's your father') and I think he would lean into that to get Port when he's least expecting it.
France on the other hand might be the type to broach intimacy slowly and intentionally over the course of a day, little acts of service here and there and gentle brushes over Port's arm or across his spine. Definitely a romantic, and definitely the sort to playfully try and get Port all to himself to get a rise out of England.
Together they make a wonderful pairing of sensuality and spontaneity.
And then they show him the Eiffel tower afterwards!!!! : )
