#porqueuepine

and he's actually the most valid character of all time so checkmate

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likes  artificial  watermelon  |   sleeps  in  what  they  are  already  wearing  |     eats their cereal with milk |   listens to music with earbuds   |    hates  the  summer    |    can  recite  past  the  first four  digits  of  pi   | eats frosting out of the jar  |   doodles on their notebooks   |   can bake cookies |   has a garden  |    has had a snowball fight   |   eats pancakes without syrup   |   prefers shorts over pants  |   can  name  more  than  ten  superheroes  |  has  a  plan  for  the  zombie  apocalypse  |    uses the same password for everything  |   can’t  hold  their  breath  for  more  than  fifteen  seconds   |   watches  anime   |   hasn’t read harry potter  |   can say ‘ I love you ‘ in more than one language  |    prefers  mechanical  pencils    |  thinks  space  is  cool  |    takes  personality  tests  more  than  once  to  make  sure   |    can’t  tie  their  shoelaces    |   has a purse    |   likes salads  |   likes  cool  colors  better  than  warm  colors |  knows how to braid hair  |   reads  biographies  |   can ice skate    |    knows their mbti    |  reads astrology charts  |    prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy    |    plays video games   |     reads the newspaper   |   likes chocolate ice cream best    |   doesn’t cuss   | memorizes song lyrics  |    collects  coupons    |   has a preferred order at starbucks   | likes movie theater popcorn |   has seen a play   |   listens  to  music  with  headphones |   owns a hoodie   |   would  rather  own  cds  than  online  copies   | has  written  a  poem   |   can shuffle cards  |   subscribes to a magazine    | double  dips  when  eating   |   drinks  directly  out  of  the  milk  container    |    keeps a journal

i think that the "where the fuck am i..." really does it for me

jayce: mel, i'm not a nerd, am i?