#pornicopia

Friend: I hear ya. Why don't you tell me a different story? The one about the Pornicopia?

Me: Pornicopia, that is my computer for reals

Friend: You gonna tumblr that, aren'tcha?

[Me: I should, shouldn't I?

Friend: But you gotta tell me the story, then tumbl it.

Me: Well once a upon a time, there was a young and bright young lady. She had her furture ahead of her, a ripe age of 12. All was well until one day she discovered something called the internet. She peered inside. "Just a peek," she said.

Me: First it was simple, fanfiction. Something fun. Then something a little more tragic. "What's a lemon?" she asked the internet one day. It was then that her chesnut eyes read lines dripping with smut.

Friend: I like this story.

Me: Soon the young girl was obsessed with the written word, but it wasn't enough. She wanted to see these lewd acts. She wanted her eyes to do more than skim through to find the sexy bits. Little did she know that the thing she sought was waiting for her to discover it.

Me: Fanart.

Me: The girl stumbled upon first just a picture of her two favorite characters genderbent. Then they were crossdressing. Then they were performing acts she'd only read about. Her eyes had been opened wide and she never wanted them to close.

Me: And so on long summer nights and when her parents thought she was abed, the girl would pour over pages upon pages and board upon board of fan creations. Eventually it wasn't enough just to see and read. She wanted to always have them. She soon began obtaining the images, the stories...the art.

Me: She even branched into other fandoms. She branched out she eventually had to categorize her pictures. It was then that she girl realized, she'd created something wonderful, something any fangirl would be proud of. She had created, a Pornicopia.

Me: wow...I just wrote that. how and why? XD

Friend: You bless me with your stories.