1.) "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from." Bowie 2.) "Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip." Peyton 3.) "I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights." Alexis 4.) "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." Jemma 5.) "It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales." Nova 6.) "Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family." Tallia 7.) "I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange." Quinn 8.) "Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year." Blaze 9.) "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." Ryker 10.) "I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery." Madilyn 11.) "I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin." Phoenix 12.) "Nothing says holidays like a cheese log." Vanessa 13.) "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." Alice 14.) "I don’t want Christmas season to end because it’s the only time I can legitimately indulge in one particular addiction: glitter." Briar Jo 15.) "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup." Kennedy 16.) "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases." Amelia 17.) "I hate the radio this time of year because they play "All I Want For Christmas Is You" like, every other song. And that’s just not enough." Ethan 18.) "Thank you, Stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace." Daisie 19.) "Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help." Luna 20.) "Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas." Andrew 21.) "Christmas is a race to see which gives out first—your money or your feet." Hunter 22.) "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." Harlow 23.) "Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp." Ashley 24.) "The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes." Zachary 25.) "A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day." Presley 26.) "You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger." Aurora 27.) "I never get to see Santa Claus come down the chimney because I always get too tired and fall asleep from eating all his cookies while waiting for him." Maverick 28.) "Dear Santa, before I explain, how much do you know already?" Frankie 29.) "I’m only a morning person on December 25th." Brooks 30.) "It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list." Jude 31.) "I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red." Chase 32.) "Dear Santa, I was framed." Marialena 33.) "Single all the way." Chelsea 34.) "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." Finn