Me when men... me when my Poseidon is a whore, super fertile, loves putting eggs in people, and again is just a whore.. Looks at @bigidiotenergytm and their odysseus[NobOdy] Well that checks out they can just be whores together Don't get me started on how they have sex whether its trans ody or not WE BOTH KNOW ONE OF THE IMMORTAL WHORES ARE GETTING PREGNANT!!!!! anyway so and then we have Zeus who.. Wouldn't dare to go near Odysseus because he'd get beat tf up from hitting the spawn Odysseus and Poseidon had.. totally wouldnt try... 😔 doesnt mean he's not planning to force himself on Nobody or even try his hand at Vaselios. why wouldnt zeus try to go for such a lovely queen king such as them? he's seen the way that mortal had his fun with Odysseus so why can't he get some?? Then we got our lovely Hades. the most he would do is greet Odysseus and make sure he has no wounds, the curious man would ask about each scar and even offer him some tea at his place. for why would he bring more stress onto the man? he looks tired as is. Hades only wishes to give him some actual time to relax and feel comfortable, for he does not harm or make one weep for fun thats just not him. instead he'd call ceberus over to happily cuddle with Odysseus as the two men talk about life and other things..

ooooooooooo Popseidon cuddling against Nobody as he rambles quietly about his brother Hades and purrs against Nobody as Nobody plays with his hair AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA