Mar 13, 2013
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Jorge Mario Bergoglio (76)
First Jesuit Pope ever. Anti-capitalist. Argentinian. Woody Allen look-a-like.
Audition Song: Hips Don't Lie
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WE HAVE A WINNER!
Jorge Mario Bergoglio (76)
First Jesuit Pope ever. Anti-capitalist. Argentinian. Woody Allen look-a-like.
Audition Song: Hips Don't Lie
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Francis Arinze
Pros: saved thousands of refugees and poor in his native Nigeria, may get votes from elderly cardinals mistaking him for Morgan Freeman
Cons: is not in fact Morgan Freeman, didn't make the cut during the last edition of PopeFactor in 2005
Audition song: "Hero" - Enrique Iglesias
As the black smoke billows, we move on to another round of voting. More pope-wannabes on their way to you later today!
Séan Patrick O'Malley (68)
Pros: bears a striking resemblance to Santa, up with the social media
Cons: likes causing an uproar over abortion and sexual abuse issues, may not be taken seriously as he gives sermons in a restaurant in an attempt to stay true to his roots
Audition song: "Jenny Séan-O from the Block"
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Luis Tagle (55)
Pros: has the charisma of the late pope John Paul (wait... how is that a pro?), bringing in the Asian Persuasion
Cons: bit of a young'n.
Audition Song: "I Just Can't Wait to be King Pope"