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Jen and I heralded the (final?) finale by watching it together, Ć la this time last season, little knowing that a memorable element of that would have a very welcome reprisal!!!! Somehow that song is like, this showās spirit at its best.
Not to mention the return of Lenny perched on a papal throne making this face:
Missed you. You magnificent Catholic fae.
New Pope Live Blogginā No. 9
Sofia holding down a press conference alone in front of some priceless work of art the Vatican just tossed up in this conference roomārespect.
Jen had her excitement at seeing these fabulously dumbass Swiss Guard outfits again be swiftly supplanted by excitement that the show is letting SIR JOHN get the opening credits walk in the finale!! And then when they cut to Lenny in his aquamarine fantasy beach walking towards him from the leftā¦.LORD. Responsive credits I swear!!!
Me: āIām obsessed with how Jude Law canāt wink.ā
Jen: āHow many takes do you think they tried before they were like, thatās gonna be good enough.ā
Me: āJust like, snarling his face upā¦ā
Itās good.
Oh JESUS CHRIST this dude again
Whyyahahahaha
Brannox: āHow am I?ā
Gutierrez, with oomph: āDazzling.ā
Us: [inarticulate]
Brannox: āI missed you.ā
Cardinal āSpockā Gutierrez, literally: āI am and always will be your friend.ā
All the punks and queer people are just so happy about their Pope! This is adorable.
Honestly? Itās a good speech. We felt real human emotions! They love him. <3 Gutierrez and Voiello are so moved, on a personal level! Ā
There does a hit a point where suddenly you realize John Paul III is painting the Catholic Church as a small scrappy forgotten underdog and itās like, well, really? But the message of acceptance of all weirdos is very good!
Listen there areā¦distinct ~vibes~ between Esther and the leader of the Lenny Cult, Iām just saying
Gutierrez: āA good idea is one that minimizes damages, and maximizes profits. Outside of here they call it capitalism. But weāve been practicing it since the time of the catacombs.ā
Jen: āWHAT.ā
Me: āGutierrez explains economic principles to you, ASMR.ā
But Sofia sends her husband and Spalletta and that government finance guy to prison ANYWAY. Because sheās post-capitalist I guess.
Noooo, Sofia donāt resign, you and Voiello are such good work buddies!
Sofia: āPlease, Emminence, donāt make me say it. You are the most intelligent man in the world.ā
So right before Essence then.
Canāt exactly pinpoint why, just good casting, but we were both immediately so fond towards this young priest with his kids. He seems nice! :(
See, Voiello already knows that the refugees are just being used and manipulated in this terrorism crisis, he always knows where true blame lies. VOIELLO.
Jen: āOh yeah, forgot they made Girolamo a real saint.ā
Me: āIf a cardinal just declares youāre a saint in your eulogy I guess that does the trick?ā
Lenny walks into the Sistine Chapel in priest garb, Brannox sitting alone on a chair, weāre just like [scrabbling] o shit o shit o shit ā itās happening
[peals of laughter]
Basically Jen and I were chattering and cawing like tropical birds for this entire sequence. When Brannox extends his ringed hand for him to kiss and Lenny just starts talking without looking up so Brannox awkwardly takes his hand back down! Brannox telling him that if heās risen from the dead he may be a devil, while they shoot Jude Law in profile with his head titled up into a small smile! Lenny complacently stating āI could create a billion Catholic fanatics in a week.ā Me remarking that Brannox is just a centrist huh and Jen quipping āThe real Middle Way.ā The reveal that Lenny really was astral projecting everywhere we saw him all season, then faintly drawling āJoohhnā at him!! CHEFāS KISS ALL OF IT.
And that was even before Papal Imp Lennyābest Lenny?āhas his glorious ass carried in to a meeting of the cardinals with the whole imperious ostrich feather & cone crown getup from S1, while a whimsical-diabolical Arvo PƤrt piece plays.
Before we started the episode I told Jen that I didnāt know if it would even be that much fun to to watch Lenny destroy Brannox when heās so weak, but I was wrong it is ALWAYS. FUN. Always.
Iām this guy
Pope Daddy just goes āIf you reveal to anyone that Iāve returned, Iāll know how to punish you. ( ͔° ĶŹ ͔°)ā
Lenny: āThis is called power. Our most excellent Voiello exercises it over you all.ā
Jen: āShout out to my boy Voiello.ā
Of course Lenny loved JPIIIās speech about how the Church is for punks, as a punk ass bitch himself
Me: āOh incredible, heās validifying Brannox as Pope but heās the one doing the validifying, so heās set himself somehow higher!?ā
Jen: āThe Ćberpope.ā
Pope Daddy just goes āYou will remain by my side, silent, obedient, and good.ā
āI need my red backdrop.ā
Vengeful God Lenny is also a Very Good Lenny. āI am not modern, I am ancient.ā
Brauer: āDo you have any idea of the work weāve been doing?ā
Us: āNo! No we donāt! Who are you!ā
Jen and I have so many questions about Bauer, not the least of which is: where is he from? If he were Italian heād be speaking Italian with Voiello right now (and sound Italian), but itās always English, with an accent I canāt really place. And yet he seemingly works forā¦the Vatican? Yet not Voiello, the Secretary of State? I think he seems sort of Soviet, Jen thinks sort of Israeli, which frankly: WILD.
Love Voiello just being like you can try to kill Lenny if you want to but heāll just come back again
Bauer is sitting in perhaps the biggest armchair I have ever seen
RIP Kind Young Teacher Priest
The thing about Lenny is that while he is quick to self-aggrandize, heās also quick to self-damn when he believes heās done something wrong, like now
Obviously Voiello can speak Arabic. Also, !!!!! it wasnāt them!! Thank frick
This extremely ghostly art backdrop, woohoo
Jen: āI can never tell when Lenny is playing with someone, or weāve just tapped into his very real daddy issues.ā
Me: [losing it]
Jen:Ā āHe FULLY cried when Spencer died.ā
Me:Ā āOhhhh yeah.ā
I do enjoy Pope Brannox finally pulling ecclesiastical rank on Lenny, Lenny bowing immediately, and then Brannox just using that to order Lenny to be the Pope again
No television show contains as many long long speeches and long long wordless scenes and also SO MUCH HAPPENS. How do they do it.
Somehow I did not guess that it would be the Lenny Cult all along and yet as soon as it happened I was like OH OF COURSE, and thatās writing babey. Fundamentalism and fanaticism! OF COURSE!
Man, when they first introduced the caliph plot, I said, here Iāll quote: āPaolo Iām trusting you on this, Iām trusting you do not fucking let me down with whatever this storyline is going to be, I trust you!!ā And you know what? I think he actually landed this dismount! You are a bold man, Paolo Sorrentino.Ā
Me: āI canāt believe Sofia really fell in love with Sir John! It wasnāt just because he was Pope, it wasnāt just because of what was going on with her terrible ex-husband, no she really did!ā
Jen: āWell he does look like her favorite actor, John Malkovich.ā
Me: āAaahhhahaha!!ā
Bauer who do you work for!!Ā Are you SELF-DIRECTED? Delicious, man of mystery
On his fucking enormous furniture
Bauer: āEven though I do all I can to dissuade people, in the end they always develop a soft spot for me.ā
Listen I canāt refute that
Really thought his line about how heās been dining on clams here would be followed by āAnd now my cholesterol is shot.ā Itās been like four times heās been slurping on clams, that is so many times!
Amber: āIsnāt he the sweetest thing? My little Bauer octopus.ā
Bauer, raising his hand for her to grab it: āPlease donāt say that sweetheart, youāre demolishing the legend.ā
Us: [laughing, love them]
Sir John has approximately 35 bottles of perfumes and tinctures and at least two ring holders on his dressing table, and Danny is the sweetest butler man
āThere is a life of happiness to be found in in the sphere of gentleness, kindness, mildness, lovingness. We must learn to be in the world. And the Church must contemplate the idea of opening up to the love that is possible, in order to fight against the love that is abhorrent.ā I call this Lenny Learns From His Friend Gutierrez
Oh thatās a holy wind for sure
āYou know what is so beautiful about questions? Itās that we donāt have the answers.ā Yeeesssssss, MY POPE. Love that MYSTERY !! So much.
Oh my god Iām just remembering this time, didnāt he once tell Tomasso that Godās house is in the Big Dipper? Fucking incred callback.
It does actually make such sense that poor abandoned Lenny really would just wish to embrace all the members of his Church
Jen: āHis poor security guard, this is the worst day of his entire life.ā
Jen: āIs heāā
Me: āOh my godāā
Both: āThe Pope is crowdsurfing.ā
With his very Ecstasy of St. Theresa face. Really, wasnāt it all working toward this?
When it got silent, Jen and I also got silent. Oh man this was quite a thing.
Quite, quite a thing.
Wow
We had wondered if this might happen, if perhaps this time he really would die, that God just granted him time for one more task.
And also he had to die, like, Lenny being Pope for maybe the next 40 years? In this economy? Impossible! He is a HAPPENING, not a dynasty.
This character wrap up at the end though??? EXQUISITE. And to OUR FAVORITE SONG FROM THE YOUNG POPE!!!! SO HAPPY. Itās the perfect wrap up song!! Lyrics right on the nose, tone joyful yet somehow kinda profound? Just dancing, in my soul.
And Voiello fucking deserves it, oh god bless buddy, I love you so much.
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The New Pope: First Episode, Second Episode, Third Episode, Fourth Episode, Fifth Episode, Sixth Episode, Seventh Episode, Eighth Episode
I canāt believe these bitches are waiting until the FINAL EPISODE to put Law Pope and Malkovich Pope in the same room, but also thatās exactly what I would have done. Iām bitches.
Anyway the scene where Lenny and Voiello are plotting together and they bring back the Levo song from The Young Pope fueled me with a pure energy that burned bright and clean.
New Pope Live-Blogginā No. 8
Wait BALDY commands Essence?? In what capacity and to what ends???!
Describes Leopold Essence as āa ghostly figure.ā God Iām so into the way Bauer sees the world. Who are you. And what do you do. For whom.
Me when Iāve moved on to a new show
His vape pen is now a little dude in a double-breasted jacket
Wanna place bets on the *last* thing Bauer tells Voiello being that Lenny is awake
Oh! Oh I am legitimately surprised that someone else killed Francis II before you could get there!
Oh wait you just mean LENNY? Outrageous, so fun
About as fun as transitioning from Voiello learning that Lennyās back into his beach creds
Hah heās still in his Steve Rogers streetwear disguise
I want Lenny to smile appreciably at me like this. Is this what itās like to have daddy issues.
And a fridge stacked with Cherry Coke Zero, THEY LOVE HIM
Oh youāre NOT organized crime?
Wait are we supposed to think Faisal did it, because I absolutely do not. As if he would risk hurting his baby mama! As if the Syrian refugee would be like oh I know the answer: bombs. No!
hOLY SHIT Don Cavallo!!??!! the Assente plot really kicking the fuck up here isnāt it!
I gasped SO LOUD at Sofiaās āintimateā act being to start applying mascara to Brannoxās eyelashes! Ugh god bless this show
I love Sofia, sheās so right about people being drawn to someone revealing a tenderly dorky side of themselves, because we feel embarrassed about ourselves too
Who is truly a punk though is Cardinal Gutierrez, straight up ignoring Assenteās order to not fraternize with Lenny, and fraternizing the hell out of Lenny, Gutierrez-style: showing him all the boxes of letters children sent him while he was in a coma, and revealing that of course he has read all of them
Sofia rolling over in her bed and turning into Adam isā¦.something weāre not gonna unpack!
āI was too strung out on heroin so I just sat there, and watched him bleed to death.ā Whoa.
Aaah this abrupt transition---where Brannox is, is dark, and where Lenny is, is bright. And fucking asking Voiello who he is, in front of a small round empty swimming pool somewhere in the Vatican. SORRENTINO.
Uuuuugh, that Levo track from S1 coming in again as Voiello lays out his plan to reintroduce Lenny as AN AGENT OF CATHOLIC CHAOS. Lenny smiling slyly! LOVE YOU TWO LIKE THIS. LOVE THIS.
This dance as they canāt figure out if they should hug or what oh my GOD Iām cackling. Silvio Orlando and Jude Law are like acting soulmates, so glad you found each other.
āDo you remember Adamās millipede? He thought it was God, but he was wrong, it was Satan. Even Adam made mistakes.ā [mildly] What The Fuck
The Abbess walking back and forth on the table between them oh my god
Voiello is still referring to Lenny as the Pope as he talks to Girolamo
Oh no Girolamo!
Hah you got him, Sister Lisette. So into the revolutionary nun, would follow on Nun Twitter.
Oh this rock formation is very cursed, I donāt like it
This is the episode where everyoneās like Voiello we need you, and Voiello doesnāt even gloat heās just like ah thank you. Itās good!
This man with his clams and his flip phone, I just..
Itās a good eulogy, Voiello
Sister Lisette was working with Voiello to get that kompromat, fuck yeah. The Nunnery Secretary of State.
I mean Assente I do enjoy you, but you are also cruel and you have to go
Lenny hugging his loyal little nun friend, pure, I MAY have teared up, itās fine!!
Jude Law oh my god. IMPOSSIBLE to explain what itās like to have this face be a drop reveal.
HooOowwwWw is Essence is so unnerving!
I would be very interested in Bauer actually, for reals, being God. Like why not.
I appreciate the girl letting out a single victoriousĀ āHahā and Brauer echoing it in support of her
Fuck I love when Lenny preaches MYSTERY
He praises the sisters for being ādifferent, and mysterious,ā in comparison to the priests, whom he finds kind of lame. THIS IS ALL SO LENNY. Heās controlling them, and heās not being progressive, heās being strict, but heās also being kind of Greater than that? PIUS XIII
Wow INTENSE strobe effect over the doctor in Vienna being mobbed by photographers
Lenny is standing bare ass naked in flip flops in the empty pool, gazing at his embroidered papal robes. STILL worried tumblrās gonna try to Block The Butt so leaving this up (if I can) as a special treat! Anyway finale next.
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The New Pope: First Episode, Second Episode, Third Episode, Fourth Episode, Fifth Episode, Sixth Episode, Seventh Episode
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