#popcorn problems

When you're eating a bag of popcorn at home alone and you get to the bottom where it's just crumbs but you're still shoving them in your face and getting them all over your lap and couch like some kind of animal. Where is your mother? What if she saw you like this? She didn't raise you like this. You look down. Look at the fucking mess. You're a mess. This is probably why you're alone.

When you go to the cinema to watch a film and ... you've got past the adverts and the opening credits come on the screen ..... And you put your hand in the popcorn box ... And GOD DAMN IT I'VE ALREADY ATE ALL THE FREAKING POPCORN ... Why does this happen every time

Is there an elegant way of eating popcorn? Other than shovelling it into my mouth

can my roommate get out of the kitchen so i can make popcorn plz dayum

knowing when to take popcorn out of the microwave is really just a gut feeling

If only there was a way for me to taste popcorn without having to actually eat it cuz the physical quality of popcorn is extremely inconvenient you know what I mean