#poozers

[Head of the Poozer Army:] (Mimimimimimimi..) "People of earth! We are your poozonian overlords! You cannot run.. Resistance is futile!"

(AA-aa-AA-Ah! AA-aa-AA-ah.. AA-aa-AA-Ah!)

[Head of the Poozer Army:] "Hand over your coffee!"

[ZTO:] "And all I'll need to see is all you kneel and cry.. You stand before them now, and now's the time you die..!"

Threw away your number! Threw away your name! Half a word of warning you're conforming all the same!

[ZTO:] "And now I see you running for your fetid lives.. You've been the ones before and now you stand behind!"

Half of you are eating! Half of you abstain! Tear away your motive, throw your goddess on the flame!

Half of you are evil! (AA-aa-AA-ah..!) (OH! OH..!) Half of you divine!

[Head of the Poozer Army:] "So now submit to us and all of you in line.."

Don't reach out, no refunds, everybody takes! Show me your own resource, intergalactic shake! No returns, no answers, everybody pays!

Show me your own recourse, intergalactic deathray! (SHOW ME YOUR OWN RECOURSE, INTERGALACTIC DEATHRAY!)

(AA-aaAAh..!)

[Narrator:] "The Poozers take aim and fire!"

Show me your.. Show me your.. Show me your faith!

(AA-aaAAh..!)

[Narrator:] "All for their queens desire!"

Show me your.. Show me your.. Show me your fate!

..LET'S GO!

Hallowed be thy number! Guaranteed we die! Everyone is fearing it but no one wants to say!

Half the world is sleeping! The other half's away!

[ZTO:] "Welcome to the show, my friends..! Taste of her deathray!"

Don't reach out, no refunds everybody takes! Show me your own resource, intergalactic shake! No returns, no answers, everybody pays!

Show me your own recourse, intergalactic deathray! (SHOW ME YOUR OWN RECOURSE, INTERGALACTIC DEATHRAY!)

[ZTO:] "Yes, humans.. Do you feel the groove? Infinite voids of infinite parallels, into your mind!"

No return, no answers, everybody pays!

Show me your own recourse, intergalactic deathray! (SHOW ME YOUR OWN RECOURSE, INTERGALACTIC DEATHRAY!)

[Narrator:] "Stage 1 of the War Princess' attack is a terrifying success! Her deathray, converting millions of humans into more poozers, was merely the appetizer for the destruction yet to come! The humans blame Ziltoid: 'Bringing a Poozer to Earth?!' Their worship had turned to hatred, and they have locked him up as Queen Blattaria prepares for Stage 2.. The Poozers appear yet again, towering now over the humans in massive, barbaric walking machines! Ripping the roofs off houses, the tiny poozers seated atop the walkers proceed to take every last speck of the humans' coffee. All the while, a captive Ziltoid is unable to do anything, except watch in horror.."

[ZTO:] "Urgh..!"

[Narrator:] ".. at this hideous march.."

(Calling on the earth's core) Part of the mind! We are human beings!

(Calling on the earth's core) Part of the mind! We are human beings!

Where do we find the hollow soul? (Where do we find? Where do we find? Part of your mind. Hollow your mind.)

All the searching LEADS TO YOU! (..UUAAAOOH!) (Where do we find? Where do we find? Part of your mind. Hollow your mind..)

(Ah! Ah! Ah, a-Ah! Ah, a-Ah! Ah, a-Ah! )

[Ziltoid The Omniscient:] "Collective, this is commander Ziltoid the Omniscient reporting."

[Ziltoidian Collective] "Greetings Ziltoid. What is that strange creature?"

[ZTO:] "Oh, this little thing?! Yes! They call it a 'Poozer'.."

[Collective:] From the planet Titan? You must take it back!

(Calling on the earth's core) Part of the mind! (A-a-A-Ah! ) We are human beings! (A-ah, A-ah, a-A-A-ah!)

(Calling on the earth's core) Part of the mind!  (A-a-A-Ah! ) We are human beings!  (A-ah, A-ah, a-A-A-ah!)

Where do we find the human soul? (Where do we find? Where do we find? Part of your mind. Hollow your mind.) All the searching LEADS TO YOU!! (Where do we find? Where do we find? Part of your mind. Hollow your mind..)

(I, I, I,)

I've grown over.. (..Over here..) I roll over.. (..I,) I roll over.. (..Over here..) I've grown over.. (..I,) (I, I, I, I,)

I crawl over my life of honour! (..I, I,) All these children, entitled horrors! (I, I, I, I, Earth, I, Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth!)

(Ah.. a-A-A-ah, A-a-a-Ah, a-A-A-ah, A-a-a-Ah, a-A-A-ah, A-ah.. a-A-Ah.. ah..)

[Narrator:] "Meanwhile, far across the solar system, Queen Blattaria, a war princess and the mother of the Poozer, realizes that one of her children has gone missing!"

[Queen Blattaria:] "Oh no.. Where is my Poozer!?!"

[Narrator:] "The plot thickens.."

(NOW!) I am nowhere, I am no one.. I am nowhere, I am no one.. (a-A-A-ah, A-a-a-Ah, a-A-A-ah, A-a-a-Ah,)

I am nowhere, I am no one.. A-ah.. ah.. (a-A-A-ah, A-a-a-Ah, A-ah.. a-A-Ah.. ah..)

(Aah.. A-ah a-ah.. A-ah.. Aah.. Aah.. Aah.. Aah.. (WHY?) Aah..) (..ay!)

[Collective:] "Commander, are you sure that The War Princess does not suspect it was you, who abducted her Poozer?"

[ZTO:] "Oh yes, absolutely Collective, indeed. You should have see me: I was in and out like the wind.." [Poozer fart] "Indeed. She shall never suspect a thing."

[Collective:] "We hope so, for your sake.. We cannot risk intergalactic war with Titan. Where is the Poozer now?"

[Narrator:] "Up to this point, Ziltoid has had his back turned to the Poozer.. but he makes a break for it!"

[Long Poozer fart]

(a-A A-Ah Ooh..)

[Collective:] "Quickly Ziltoid. Show us the Poozer!"

[ZTO:] "Yes, of course, I've kept a very close eye on him.."

(We are all in line and we all are prepared to die!)

[ZTO:] "Gadzooks! HE'S GONE!"

(AAH..) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all..) (- leave it all!) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (..ah, ah, ah, A-AH!) (Oh leave it, leave it all!)

(All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all..) (- leave it all!) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (..ah, ah, ah, A-AH!) (Oh leave it, leave it all!)

(All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all..) (- leave it all!) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (..ah, ah, ah, A-AH!) (Oh leave it, leave it all!)

(All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all..) (- leave it all!) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (..ah, ah, ah, A-AH!) (Oh leave it, leave it all!)

(Falla-la da-dah, Da-da-dah, Da-dah, Da-dah, Da-da-dah, Da-dah!) Fa-dah, Da-da-da-da-dah! Falla-la da-dah, Falla-la da-dah, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!)

(Ah! ah! Ah! ah! Ah! ah! Ah! ah!)

[Narrator:] "Through the cold abyss of space, the little Poozer races home!"

(All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) [Flyby Poozer fart] (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all..) (- leave it all!) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (All, all, all, all,) (Oh leave it, leave it all!)

(All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all..) (- leave it all!) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (..ah, ah, ah, A-AH!) (Oh leave it, leave it all!)

(All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all..) (- leave it all!) (All, all, all, all,) (Baby leave it all, all leave it behind) (..ah, ah, ah, A-AH!) (Oh leave it, leave it all!)

(Earth!!) (Give it to me, give it to me,) (Give it to me, give it to me,) (Give it to me, give it to me,) (ah, ah, ah, A-AH!!)

[ZTO:] "Collective! I'm sure that he was right here.. Computer!"

(Oh..)

[Computer:] "Commander?"

[ZTO:] "Please tell me where the Poozer is now."

(Ooo-ooh.. Ooo-ooh..)

[Computer:] "Current location of the poozer: Directly through the wormhole."

[ZTO:] "Hmm.. Well, poop.."