FL: hey, have you seen my bird eater?
VA: your... your what?
FL: ... my bird eater? Brisbane gave me one a while back and I've been letting it roam around periodically in a hamster ball and- why are you looking at me like that?
VA: why would you have a bird eating spider?
FL: I mean, he was a gift? Like, I couldnt turn down a gift and Bach is pretty cool and -
VA: you named a spider, one of the deadliest spiders in the world, after an austrian composer.
FL: hey, the other one was named Wolfgang
VA:
VA: what other one??
FL: you always seemed so surprised, but let me remind you that I am home to some of the deadliest spiders and snakes in the world. I've got widows, recluses, and wolf spiders.
VA: then adopt a wolf spider??
FL: they'd get out of the hamster ball
VA: you are never allowed to visit me. Ever.
