#poor sasuke

Naru likes humming wordlessly and it isn’t until wave where she learns some sea shanties that she starts adding lyrics

Sasuke: everytime I'd see you, I would think about you more and more Sasuke: in your world, I am blessed to exist Sasuke: hatred raced through my veins like poison but you set my heart on fire again Naruto: ok but would you still love me if I was a worm

Naruto does the unthinkable and reinforces his title as "the unpredictable ninja" by using sexy no jutsu on none other than the great madara uchiha himself. Madara doesn't even blink, but he slowly turns his head to look at sasuke with the most blank expression and says, "Is this who you associate yourself with?"