#poor 8

Nazgûl 1: What's happening?

Nazgûl 5: Don’t ask me--I just work here.

Nazgûl 4: Are we a musical now?

Nazgûl 2: Actually we are! Isn’t it exciting?

Nazgûl: 7: No! We need to find the ring or Sauron’s going be angry.

Nazgûl 5: He’s singing! How angry can he be?

Nazgûl 1: That doesn’t sound like a musical number.

Nazgûl 7: That’s because it’s not! It’s Beyoncé.

Nazgûll 5: It looks like Sauron to me.

Nazgûl 4: Which one of us is Beyoncé?

Nazgûl 3: Not me.

Nazgûl 2: I wish I was Beyoncé! She’s pretty.

Nazgûl 5: Who’s Beyoncé? Is she a hobbit? Wait--that sounds elvish.

Nazgûl 7: She’s a singer!!

Nazgûl 4: Oh, like that one hobbit that keeps screwing up everything. I understand now. She’s one of them.

Nazgûl 2: You know, Beyoncé was at Coachella this year?

Nazgûl 1: Who’s Coachella? Is she any relation to Arwen?

Nazgûl 7: It’s a music festival, you imbeciles! 

Nazgûl 4: So we are a music festival now?

Nazgûl 6: Who are you people? You act like you just died yesterday!! Can we just go already? I have a hair appointment at six!

Oh wait no here it is lol