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They’ll both try and persuade you to wear their clothes around the house. Sometimes you’ll wear just their jackets and nothing else to tease the both of them, scampering away from their grabby hands everytime they get too close

Both of them make loud noises during sex, no matter what. They don’t care at all who hears; if it were up to J, he’d invite a whole camera crew and laugh-track audience. Fuck, Joker will bring out the video camera himself

Joker gets lost in his pleasure very quickly, not shy about how good your clenching hole feels around his cock. He’ll moan and groan and whimper, his eyes rolling back into his skull as his mouth hangs agape. He never hides how good you feel and likes to remind you so as much as he can

J on the other hand is much more aggressive in the sounds he makes- he’ll snarl and growl under his breath, hissing the dirtiest of things in your ears until you’re practically gasping in pure sin. Don’t you dare turn away from him. He wants your eyes trained on him every. Fucking. Second

Arthur’s kisses are passionately long and often slow, savoring your lips as if it’s a fine chocolate and he’s a man starved. You’re always left out of breath and wanting more- something Joker will never deny you

When J kisses you, you’re also left out of breath… but for a completely different reason. His kisses with you are so bruising and intense, you can’t even fathom the hunger and desire he craves from you. He bites at your lips until they draw blood, his tongue always exploring every inch of your desperate mouth, and his hands rest on the pulse in your throat, silently reminding you that he’s in charge

At the start of this chaotic relationship, it’s the both of them fighting each other to pleasure you, feel your body and get every second of your attention, but as time passes on, as well a lot of persuasion (verbal and physical), they get into a rhythm of their own

Your red-suited Joker is a switch at most. He likes to take control with you if that’s what you need from him, but J? he stands no such chance. He could fight for his life on that issue but could never succeed in topping your J. Besides… Although he would never, ever, admit it (and he’d kill anyone who suggested it) getting lathered in attention and pleasure by two people he tolerates is something he could only ever dream of

Call J “daddy” in the bedroom. Just do it. He’ll turn into a damn hell-beast, fucking you into the mattress so good you won’t remember what color the sky is

J... is into some hardcore shit. Spanking, hair-pulling, biting and bondage are just the beginning

Will wrap his gloves around your throat as he fucks into you relentlessly, loving how happy his little slut looks as he takes control of your body

Will use his tie to cover your eyes or tie your wrists to the bed frame, giggling in anticipation. Seeing his clothing draped on you unleashes something... animalistic in him. Arthur could watch the two of you play around for days on end, touching himself as his eyes trail from your bodies hungrily.

In your most intense love making sessions, Joker’s not off the hook either- J will mercilessly rip Arthur’s tie from his neck too, and use it to tie him to the bedframe right by your side. After all, J is a multi-talented clown. A jack of all trades. He can deal with two needy whores at once no problem

To add to his chaotic needs, his favorite kink is bringing his beloved switchblade into the bedroom. Loves to gently trace the blade across your naked flesh, watching you shiver as the cold sensation creates a map of goosebumps across you skin. Would never cut into your skin without your permission, but he longs to one day mark you as his own, even if it’s just a few light scratches

Joker on the other hand is so used to pain that he quietly craves it in the bedroom, never experiencing it before. It was something he was too uncertain to ask about before, until the newest addition to your threesome. Likes to smear blood (whether it’s from one of you, himself, or some poor victim) across his smiling lips, then press his lips to the both of yours, until all three of you share the same gruesome, bloody grin

Arthur has always preferred deep and sensual foreplay, and will always push for long sessions in the bedroom. He craves you so much he could go down on you for hours; who needs air when he can just inhale your juices instead? Incredibly talented with his tongue, whether its towards a pussy or a cock, much to J’s surprise (and delight)

Oh, all the positions you could try together. Endless possibilities, endless combinations. J bought you three the Kama Sutra book once for some inspiration, and read it to you as a mock bedtime story. You were blushing and giggling the whole time, but Joker just smirked with a crooked grin, mentally noting everything down. Your face was completely red, and you couldn’t help but bite your lips in embarrassment and subtle excitement. Underneath his red and blue paint, Joker’s cheeks were also tinting pink, but it wasn’t with shyness- it was with want. He’d be dammed if he didn’t try every single one of these positions by the end of the week

The only thing pink about J was his growing hard-on as he watched in amusement as his two darling pets react to everything in front of him. You may not have noticed Joker’s reactions, but J picked up on every twitch and inhale that escaped his lips

It’s crazy, and messy, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. A good pack of cards has not one but two jokers, after all