#poly!cullens

Being unwell around the Cullens would mean…

Carlisle

• You wake to his voice — calm, smooth, the kind of voice that steadies you instantly.

• He takes your temperature with cool fingers against your wrist, his brow furrowing in faint amusement.

“You’re hyperthermic…you have a fever, Y/N. I’ll have to write myself a prescription for worrying too much.”

• He draws the curtains just slightly, checks your breathing like he can’t help it.

• You’re used to the coldness of his skin now; when his hand brushes your forehead, it feels good.

• He sits on the edge of the bed, murmuring medical explanations that fade into something more affectionate:

“Alice predicted you’d be ill today. Why didn’t you tell me you felt sick sooner?”

“Didn’t want to ruin the hunt,” you rasp, and he just shakes his head, smiling.

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Esme

• Appears next, bearing a tray that smells like comfort: broth, tea, toast cut into neat triangles.

• She’s all gentle hands and concerned eyes, brushing stray hair from your face.

• “My poorly girl,” she sighs, adjusting your blanket. “You look exhausted.”

• You try to tell her you’re fine; she tells you you’re terrible at lying.

• Her way of loving you is constant — she fluffs your pillows, refills your glass, hums softly as she moves around the room.

• When you thank her, she smiles that Esme smile — all warmth and melancholy.

“You take care of all of us in your own way,” she says. “Let us return the favour.”

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Edward

• He’s quieter than usual, guilt lurking in the corners of his expression for taking you out in the cold yesterday.

• He hovers near the doorway, torn between wanting to help and knowing his touch is cold.

• When you tell him to stop brooding, he sits beside you and takes your hand anyway — his thumb tracing the inside of your palm like he’s memorising your pulse.

• “You sound terrible,” he teases softly, and you laugh (which hurts your throat).

• Later, when you drift into feverish half-sleep, you hear piano from downstairs — something slow, mournful, but comforting.

• It’s not hard to tell it’s for you.

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Alice

• She’s the only one who treats it like a special event.

• Appears at your bedside in a blur of excitement and blankets:

“You’re sick, which means comfort day! I saw this coming, so—don’t panic—I’ve already washed your favourite hoodie.”

• She piles you under an avalanche of soft things: fuzzy socks, flannel, an old jumper that probably belonged to Jasper once.

• Sits cross-legged beside you, scrolling through movies she’s pre-downloaded on her laptop, insisting you’ll “need at least three romcoms and something with explosions.”

• When she sees you fading mid-film, she rests her cool cheek against your forehead.

“You’ll be better tomorrow,” she says, matter-of-fact. “I’ve seen it.”

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Jasper

• He comes in quietly, when the others think you’re asleep.

• The air calms immediately — your chest loosens, the fever fog thins.

• He sits near the bed, book in hand, but his gift hums around you like a lullaby.

• You peek one eye open and he catches you watching, smirking.

“You’re not resting,” he says, but his voice is low and fond.

• His presence feels like cool water over burning skin. He doesn’t need words — his comfort is instinct.

• When you finally doze off, it’s to the rhythm of his stillness beside you.

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Rosalie

• Pretends she isn’t worried, but she absolutely is.

• Stalks in mid-afternoon, crosses her arms, and glares at your thermometer like it insulted her.

“Honestly. You’re made of glass. What do you know that I don’t…” she mutters to it.

• Ten minutes later, she’s brushing your hair and scolding you for not drinking enough fluids.

• Her brand of affection is practical dominance: she’ll do everything for you but pretend it’s an inconvenience.

• When you thank her, she snorts.

“Someone has to keep you alive. God knows Edward’s too dramatic for it.”

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Emmett

• Bursts in with the energy of an overexcited Labrador.

• “Heard you’re dying! Should I make soup or call Carlisle?”

• You groan. He laughs.

• Brings you comics, movies, and tries to build a pillow fort on your bed.

• Keeps “accidentally” brushing your hand to check your temperature: “Still warm, huh? Guess I’ll have to hold your hand ‘til it cools down.”

• He’s ridiculous. He’s perfect. He makes you laugh so hard you start coughing, which only makes him panic and fetch Carlisle again.

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The Collective

• The house revolves around you for two days. You wake to Esme’s voice, nap to the sound of Edward’s piano, and drift in and out of dreams filled with Alice’s laughter and Jasper’s quiet steadiness.

• Sometimes you wake to find Rosalie sitting in the window seat, pretending to read a magazine but watching over you.

• Sometimes it’s Emmett bringing you tea, his huge hand holding the cup like it might break.

• Sometimes, when it’s very late, Carlisle tucks a blanket around you and whispers something that sounds like a prayer.

• You never feel lonely, even in fever dreams — there’s always someone’s cool hand, someone’s voice, someone’s quiet, inhuman patience keeping you safe.

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When You Finally Start to Recover

• Edward insists on taking you outside for fresh air. Alice brings an umbrella you don’t need but insists will make the aesthetic better.

• Emmett carries you down the steps just to show off.

• Rosalie rolls her eyes but follows anyway.

• Carlisle and Esme watch from the porch, the picture of proud parents.

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