#poloticians

'Oh, don’t be absurd, man.' The Prime Minister sat back in his chair. 'Come on. We can’t just ban a thing because we can’t control it.' The minister responsible for health and safety looked startled. 'I don’t see why not. It’s never stopped us before.'

Politics!… It was much easier to think about crime. Give him good honest crime anytime.

Well, he thought, so this is diplomacy. It's lying, only for a better class of people.

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.”

Anyone who trusts poloticians, right wing or left wing, is a fucking retard.