#polich

Polly is making me do this because she’s a sadist. >_< When I’m done, she’s going to go through it and reply to my responses in bold because she’s still a sadist.

and you’re a masochist so it all works out ;D

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

I think being with another person is more fun, for me at least, than being by yourself.

so sex feels better.

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

Uuuuum, neck is nice. Stomach kisses tickle. Um, genitals are good.

what the fuck this is three. she likes when i bite her ears and when i kiss her back. “genitals are good” what the fuck is wrong with you

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

what the fuck is this what does this mean

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

Nope

boooooo

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

I’d say most dfabs prefer clitoral stimulation.

she prefers being eaten out. stop fuckin avoid the question.

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

I didn’t know it could hurt.

me niether

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

Uuuuuh??? No?

i am ;)

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

I’ve never given a handjob

they’re fun

9. Do you like having your balls touched?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

what the fuck this again. does this mean you don’t have balls or something?

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

I guess?? I’m fine with them not being touched.

Yes she does

11. Do you like having your anus touched?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

she is terrible at answering these fuckin questions I should answer them for her. the answer is yes.

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

No, that’s a little too rough for me.

niether of us are into fisting but i could get into it if she wanted to

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

>////<

why did she even do this im doing this for her. YES.

14. Do you have any kinks?

>///////<

wow. she likes using my strap on to fuck me, she loves being blindfolded, i spank her sometimes, i bite her neck, she scratches my back, she likes being submissive. i mean look at her. she likes acting like a little baby.

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

>///////////<

shes a masochist

16. Do you pee in the shower?

No ew

you better not we share that shower

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

Uuumm... not really

fuck does not really mean like how do you half fuck yourself. shes just being shy. she does im sure.

18. Have you had sex in the shower?

No not really.

i mess around with her in the shower but i wouldnt call it sex

19. Do you like being naked?

No not really

weak

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

Polly and I both sleep partially.

she wears a big tshirt and her panties and its the cutest thing she looks like a puppy

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

No, I feel like I’ll get an infection or something :V

you have not lived

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

Sex I guess. ehe that rhymes

i hate you.

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

No that’s scary

you know maybe you wouldnt be so insecure about your body if you were naked all the time

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

No oh my gosh

shes so shy

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

Not really

she doesnt let me look at her when she gets dressed but shes fine with sleeping half naked with me. i dont get it 

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

Polly jumps in the shower with me sometimes

her reactions are cute

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

Yes but she comes in anyway >(

ive literally had my mouth on your vagina so idk why you get so upset when i see you peeing

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

No, but Polly sends them to me sometimes.

FALSE shes sent me a partial nude once. i couldnt see much though. it was still hot

29. How many sexual partners have you had?

Polly is the first one I’ve had.

and the best one youve had

30. How often do you masturbate?

I guess uh, whatever the normal thing is. Females typically masturbate every two to three weeks, I think. I’m not sure. I guess it varies between each female. And male I guess too.

look at her avoiding the question! i think this means she touches herself every two to three weeks. me too baby dont be so shy

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

I think maybe ten?? I’m pretty sure that’s normal.

pretty sure this isnt true but whatever

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

Stomach because it would be weird if someone walked in on me on my back.

i walked in on her once on her back so i think this is why shes saying this lol

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

Oh gosh this is very personal!!

oh cmon i got excited

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

I don’t really use anything other than my imagination.

she tries to act all innocent but this proves she has a dirty mind

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

No, is that a normal thing? I don’t know these things.

if you’re an aggressive masturbater, yeah its normal

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

I never have :C

someday you will and you will be very happy

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

In middle school, yeah.

we’ve compared ours

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

Boyshorts feel nice :D

theyre so cute it makes me wanna fuck her against the wall. im glad i get to post these so then she cant edit them. she made a bad decision in letting me the last person to do this

39. Do you ever go commando?

No I feel like something will crawl up me >_<

what. try it sometime it feels nice

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

I’ve been aroused, but nothing like that.

ive heard you say my name in your sleep a few times. i hope you were dreaming about what i think you were ;)

41. How big is your penis?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

what the fuck mich are you doing this to everything that doesnt apply to you

42. Does your penis curve at all?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ?? 

how are you even doing these!! how do you do the little circles??

43. Which testicle hangs lower?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

you do these all the time are you getting them from somewhere

44. How big are your breasts?

Small

theyre perfectly sized for hands

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

Um, I think average??

yeah youre average. on the smaller side though

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

I really wouldn’t know.

tiny

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

im getting mad now

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?

I think foreskin is better than being circumcised. It’s healthier and I think it looks more realistic.

true that sister

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

Butts are nice, but boobies are nice too!

what an asshole. she likes my ass.

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

Sometimes they’re gross when stuff comes out of them

you just had it make it weird

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

I’ve never gone, “Yay vagina”

YAY VAGINA!!

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

I......I’d hope so. Why would there be a lineup anyway? Did my vagina detach and commit a crime and now I have to figure out which one was mine? Ahaha that’s really funny

shut the fuck up

53. Do you like your butt?

Not really but I’d look weird with another one.

i like your butt. you have cute little dimples

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

Sort of

she trims it and shes so insecure about it too and everytime i tell her i dont care how much hair she has

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

No, I don’t think so.

you better not cus im not changing my ways

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

I wish I could.

oh mich.

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

Ouch! That sounds like it hurts!

youre such a fuckin child!! who the fuck says ouch!!

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

Like with time? Um, ten minutes I guess.

ten minutes my ass you dont last long at all

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

I’ve never thought about doing that.

you better start maybe youll last longer

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

Ten minutes and I think thirty minutes.

this is so sad

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

2

we couldve gone longer but she gets tired like the fuckin baby she is

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

Um, full body.

its so cute

63. Spit or swallow?

I’ve never been with a guy, but I would spit out any ejaculation in my mouth. Ick!

i hate you so much why do you talk like a child!! its so cute!!!

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

im going to punch you in the face if i see this shit again

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

Sounds gross to me

its not that bad. its gross when it gets in your hair.

66. Do you "squirt?"

Nope

:(

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

haha no. I don’t think any dfab is that flexible.

id love to see someone manage to do that

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

Can’t say I have. I don’t want feet near sensitive areas of my body.

she likes when i put my boobs in her face

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

No that’s scary

youre so passive

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?

Well, technically it belongs to Katie. The couch! Not her bed!

i have no words to express how i feel right now. youre so cute but youre so annoying with the way you talk. we should fuck on katies bed

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

>////<

IS THIS A YES? HOOOOOOOOOOOT tell me more babe

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

Um, three I guess.

living room, my room, her room

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?

The couch :I

youre such a fuckin loser

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

Bodily fluids are gross.

she isnt wrong

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

No, I don’t think so.

WOW!! shes lying!! she puts her fist in her mouth to keep her from being too loud!!!

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

Katie walked in on us once. >_< Polly has walked in on me >____<

both times were hot

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

Nope

we should. with ian ;)

78. Do you own any sex toys?

Polly does

she likes to use my strap on

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

Homemade?? No oh my gosh

“oh my gosh”

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

I’m sure it can. I’ve never been with a guy to compare.

its all about whats attatched

81. What are your favorite positions?

I guess the uh, normal one. Missionary. I like to look at your face, Polly >//<

daaaaw baby! i like looking at your face too! your about to cum face

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

When Katie walked in on us.

she makes it seem like a big deal. she walked in, made a face, then left. and we were under sheets so she didnt even see anything

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?

｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

!!!!!!!

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

Oh my gosh no

yeah what the fuck does this even mean

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

No, thank god.

your welcome ;)

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

Uh, yeah

i think everyone has

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

Yeah. Doesn’t really work. ;A;

lol when did you do this

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?

Good I guess.

get more familiar so maybe you can figure out how to last longer. im a little bitter.

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

I think I’m getting better. I wonder what Polly’s going to say.

shes terrible. she lasts like five minutes and she slobbers all over me when she tries to eat me out. its still kinda cute that shes trying though.

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

Polly will send them to me, but I won’t really say anything back.

shell just go “hehe” so i know she wants me to continue

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

No because I’m afraid of screenshots

so if you werent afraid of screenshots youd do it?

92. Have you have phone sex?

Kind of >////<

we have had phone sex. not kind of.

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

Oh my gosh oh my gosh. I’d look at it for a long time because wow penis! Uh I guess masturbation. And sex and stuff. Pee. ehe I’d probably helicopter it.

look at how excited she is! if i got one the same day, lets touch dicks

94. What's something you like about your body?

I think I have a nice face

you have a very cute baby face

95. What's something you dislike about your body?

I’m very skinny

who cares

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

I love backs!! Hair too!! And eyes!! Mostly backs!!

this explains why she leans on my back so much

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

Um... with Polly.

HELL YEAH WHAT WAS IT

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

Boobs are weird

i guess this is a yes?

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

Um, a couple of days ago.

oooo i didnt know this

100. Do you often imagine people naked?

Not random people. That’s invasive.

one of those people better be me

Welp, I guess that’s it! This got very personal. I’m scared to see what Polly says.