#policeman!ab

ALFIE'S GIRL

deer girl. warm tea. dainty trinkets & collectibles. long walks in the woods. wildflowers & berries. vintage film camera. browns & whites. watching her man stream. the people's fairy. alfie's angel.

drabbles ༊*·˚

kettama gig

alfie’s girl who …

pregnancy with AB

iceland vlog

random hc

food review w/ making out

tattoo reaction

intox & mutual masturbation *

back scratches *

cockwarming while getting ready *

munch!ab headcanons *

migraine

wake up

being followed

folded

emotional drunk

accidental hard launch feat. alhan

first time trying snus (gone wrong)

the haircut

fingering *

post-match downtime

alfie looking after you while you’re drunk

doghouse on the pod (feat. chip and cal)

the fellas podcast trailer

mile high club *

exam stress

face masks

bad day

horror games

sweaty makeouts *

accidental announcements (feat. cal, chip, sabina & liv)

gym couple

mornings with your boyfriend

going on inside

rain.

texan surprises

giggleshitters *

youtuber court #2

series ༊*·˚

forced proximity (based on INSIDE)

minnie’s hunger games au

minnie’s apocalypse au

minnie’s love island au

au’s ༊*·˚

bouncer!ab

policeman!ab

toxic ex-bf!ab

military!ab

mafiaboss!ab

farmer!ab

pe teacher!ab

baby!daddy ab & dad!ab

cult leader!ab

werewolf!ab

vampire!reader (x human!ab)

mechanic!ab

stand alone’s ༊*·˚

scream! *

media headcanons

breathless beneath the canopy *

big boy *

one with nature *

too far

like it or love it? *

my lover and fighter *

waco, texas

primal play *

tiktok trends

jealousy

nsfw alphabet *

fuck you! (literally) *

switching up positions *

back off

a knock at the door

christmas vlogging'

mirror sex *

indiscreet

giving and taking *

not the time *

unpunishable * (dead dove do not eat)

bride and groom

safe and sound

panic party

secret girlfriend

my son, the matchmaker #2

vitals rising * (dead dove do not eat)

not like her

sorry, baby

he’s onside! *

three’s a party *

deer or defender

me & you

holy upgrade *

my hero

Sooooo I’ve got a question that’s kind of important to me. what kind of lockscreen would the different versions (“normal”, farmer etc.) of AB have on their phones? 👀 I feel like that says SO much about someone’s personality

also could I maybe be “💣” anon if it isn’t already taken

hi nonnie! you can absolutely be 💣 anon and here’s my envisioning of the different wallpapers!

i used ella purnell as the face claim for this just because i love her so much but i dont necessarily envision her to be alfie’s girl , just a filler! xx

he watches as you get drunker and drunker, and eventually decides to step in, using his uniform to his advantage to convince your friends that you're safe with him. he puts you in the back of his car, and starts to drive you home.

but maybe you're just so out of it and in that horny drunk phase so you start lowkey touching yourself in back of his car, and he nearly crashes because he's too busy watching you in the rearview mirror.

ultimately, you end the night getting your guts rearranged by him as he practically folds you in half in the back seat until you soak yourself and him, which only gives him an excuse to come into your house, so he can wash his uniform, of course.

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OOOO LORDDD 🍄 NONNIE YOU ARE SO DEAR TO ME !! 18+ rough sex , policeman!ab , intoxicated sex , voyeurism ????

let the light in — lana del rey ft. father john misty

on my mind — ellie goulding

every breath you take — the police

sweet dreams — beyoncé

fuck me eyes — ethel cain

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headcanons

a little bit of insight

on the job

breaking and entering

inadequate parenting

"where the hell do you think you're going dressed like that"

"relax, the girls and I are just getting drinks"

"not without me there to keep an eye on you, not when you're wearing a skirt that short"

"yeah? who's gonna stop me?"

"you better watch your fuckin' manners, girl"

REVEAL YOURSELF OH MY GOD THIS IS INCREDIBLE (im joking i love my anons u don’t have to reveal urself)

this is soooo policeman!ab😵‍💫😵‍💫 especially if he’s caught her on a night out and she’s drunk and refusing to let him take her home

battery with theft — which sounds intense but this is what happened:

she was stealing from a shop and the store owner tried to stop her by grabbing her. she panicked and kicked him in the nuts and hit him.

she was arrested by another officer and was at the station when policeman!ab showed up.