#pol smith

jenny is SUCH a mum, but. in like. the healthy way where she's so so beyond happy to see her kids grow into themselves, as whole independent people with full lives and wide-open futures before them -- johnny on the other hand is more than a little apprehensive about adulthood (young adulthood, at that) coming at him fast

ending the night. 🌙 ♡

soft launching the third of what will inevitably be a stupid number of j named smith babies

what you can't see is that the smiths live right across from the grunt family, and even though general buzzkill died of a hate induced aneurysm (good), you know tank is over there curtain-twitching, trying, and failing, to not let the nuclear alien family bother him any time he sees them out in their yard

johnny should have known the pancake breakfast on a school morning was an omen, not necessarily a bad omen, but not the coolest omen, either. guess this means he won't have to feel so bad about letting his 'rents know he's splitting on the family home with ophelia and ripp the second his birthday candles blow out

grill man pol.

La verdad que la peor decisión de la historia.