poehlerization replied to your post “i’m so hyped i want to get the alien emoji tattooed on my ASS ”

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT GETTINF AN XFILES TATTOO THIS KORNINRG

poehlerization replied to your photoset:tagged by the beautiful juliennemoore for the six...

you look like Kristin Russo in the top left pic

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

After supper we were allowed to do as we liked. Some boys

What was the last lie you told?

ohhh dude i have no idea honestly. im generally a very honest person but i also end up in a lot of situations where i fib out of convenience. example: its easier to say im going to bed than im gonna go scroll through an infinite collection of various forms of media that i will view, process, and forget about in a matter of seconds for like 3 hours instead of watching a movie with you.

Do you like the smell of gasoline? 

???????????????????????? wtf????????????? no?????????????

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

not really

You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? 

this might be the hardest question ive ever had to answer oh OH WAIT i know okay so i was on a field trip to moma once and listen im not gonna lie modern art is not my fav idk why i picked moma bc another group was going to the met BUT I DID idk i was tryna branch out or s/t but anyway i was wandering around and id gotten separated from my friends and i ended up in this room with this crazy crowd? and i was like what the heck? and then a space cleared and there i was, standing in front of starry night. and then there were more van goghs and there was a boy and we talked about art and it was beautiful.

If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Shrek screenshot

Moon: When you're alone in the middle of the night and you can't quite get to sleep, what do you think about? "Going to sleep" doesn't count. 

like when im falling asleep???? idk it depends???? sometimes its whatevers stressing me out and like what i have to do the next day sometimes its terrible embarrassing things that i did that week sometimes its something fun i did that week or something im looking forward to idk

Saturn: How would you define yourself, without saying your name or giving a physical description of yourself or your obvious personality? 

sometimes grumpy and cynical sometimes a mushy mess. always kind of a well meaning asshole. 100% embarrassing all the time. 

Ursa Major: What do you find most beautiful in people? 

Hot Cocoa: What's your favorite thing about yourself? Oh man. It might be a little much at times, but I love how into things / passionate I get. Like if I care about something, I really care about it and will learn everything about it etc

i couldn't think of a third at the time oKAY also what kind of bakery au i'm intrigued

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