Private Jackson

So, @plutoandpolaris had a great theory about JJ serving in WWI, and I got a little inspired.

I’ve watched a few war movies, so I hope this one is the right uniform for the time. If not I’m sorry the uniforms get muddled.

“He’s doing great with that kid stage you lent him, Marv,” Chase remarked with a warm smile as he watched JJ’s finger puppets dance. “Y’think ‘Sherbert Holds’ is going to find the murderer?”

“He may give us a twisting at the end!” Henrik pointed out. “He likes to surprise...” He trailed off, wincing slightly against a sudden chill that tickled his neck. The others noticed nothing.

“Oh, look, there he goes!” Jackie exclaimed as JJ wiped off his hands. “Heh, ‘off to the paddywagon’ he goes! Is that the -- Hang on, what -- ” Brows knitting, he sat up straight on the couch. “What is he doing?” JJ’s head tilted sideways, the spark draining from his eyes. It only took a moment more for Chase to scream and Marvin and Jackieboy to lunge to their feet.

“We’re on our way! Chase, call him! Try to get him to pick up, get through to him!” Jackieboy barked as Marvin’s mask flew to his face; they were out the door before Chase could even find his phone through his tears of panic and terror.

What’s Happening?: Reading the following JSE one-shots from Dark Puppetry...

Puppet Carving by @beerecordings 

The Art of Persuasion by @spicydanhowell

The Oracle by @plutoandpolaris 

When: November 30 at 7:00 pm EST

Where: My Twitch channel (weirdmix17)

eee I’m so glad you like it Pluto!!!! yes he is shape-shifting demon boyo!

kasjdgnkdf I was so tempted to throw in something like a rabbit or a mouse or something like a traditionally not scary animal because I want to see if I can mAKE IT seem scary by having Anti transform into it in a big moment, scary Pomeranian Anti would be impRESSIVE -

just a tiny little shape sitting at the end of the hallway in the dark, you can only see its silhouette, and you’re like what the fuck is that, a badger or something, what the fuck, and then you shine your light on it and this thing comes forward snapping and snarling and you’re like aNTISPEDICEY AHHHHHH

his true form

Where do I take my inspiration from:

Chase is really just Ryan Bergara

Eyelashes: What you like the most in yourself?

Physically, my bright blue eyes. Mentally, my IQ. Emotionally, my empathetic diplomacy. - Narcissism right off the bat. Mint.

Beard: What topic could you spend hours talking about?

Jack? LOL  Astrophysics, Art Deco, art, crafts, photography, any animals, geology, books, sci-fi & horror. 

Rope swinging: When was the last time you climbed a tree?

I was probably in my twenties when I last climbed a tree, but I climbed them all the time as a kid. I’m still very sure-footed.

College: If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?

I want to say Art Deco, but there’s a lot of Art Deco hotels you can stay in.  If I could have ANY theme it would be an LOTR Elven hotel on the edge of Woodland. You could choose which type of kingdom to stay in; an elegant Lothlorien flet style room with white Art Nouveau wood, all sparkling and clean. An autumnal, cosy Rivendell room with natural Art Nouveau wood and decorative flora. A darker, snug Mirkwood Halls room with arched roofs and intricately carved columns of stone, flaming sconces, earthenware and jewels across the ceiling sparkling like the night sky.

Eviebot: What’s the last thing that made you laugh?

A fucking Pewdiepie try not to laugh video.  Google did tell me a great joke this morning though.  

“Why do ducks have tail feathers?”

“To hide their butt quacks.”

Bean Boozled challenge: What’s the worst thing you ever ate?

A mouldy strawberry.  I will never let another strawberry pass my lips as long as I live. They’re fucking evil. They go mouldy from the bottom up, so you don’t realise until the fur hits your lip.  Scarred for life.

Trico: What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having?

I had a great aunt Louise Shufflebottom. That made me giggle as a kid.  However I once knew a girl called Jenny Taylor.  Just read it out loud once or twice until it twigs...

Memes: Do you have favourite tong twister?

Probably just ‘Red lorry, yellow lorry’, (it’s a lot harder when it’s not written in front of you) 

PMA: What’s something you’re proud of?

My kid. I won’t divulge, it’s not my tale to tell.

Septicart: Who inspire you?

My mum first and foremost. She raised me to love nature, creativity and imagination. She taught me self-respect, dignity and independence.

Jackie’s cape: What are three nice things that happened to you today?

Google told me a funny joke when I woke up. I got a lift home. Jack uploaded an hour video which I watched with comfy PJ’s, a hot cup of tea and a healthy meal.

Shadows of the collossus: What’s your top 5 video games?

See now... playing or watching?  They’re different answers.

20-odd years ago we had a PlayStation and I loved it. I haven’t gamed seriously in years.   Top five played games:

5) Skullmonkeys 4) Medievil 3) Worms 2) Wipeout 1) Oddworld - Abe’s Oddessy

To watch others play?

LMAO that’s beautiful