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S8 Breakdown... #PlusPackTheJourney  Last night I sat a listened to so many of you guys complain about the S8's price. I found it so entertaining until a few individuals got a little emotional and decided to lable Plus Pack a thief. No no no NO!!! Mi not having it! In typical Gary fashion, let mi mek 2 statements that is going to upset allot of you guys...  Statement #1 "If you are not gud at basic Mathematics and Mental Ability... Gary is not the man to argue wid!" I need the government tuh look into "GSAT" cause not 1 "Common Entrance" man a argue di price! So ive heard the device can be obtained for $800USD. DATS $800 * $120 (us exchange rate) = $96000. Let us forget all other variables (shipping, clearance, taxes, etc) and just work wid dat. $96000 and i had broadcast it for $118,500 would mean Plus Pack would be  making $22500. Dis a basic maths enuh. DAT TEIF???!!!! Is 15 bills or gran wi fi mek offa 96,000. If yuh can get it cheaper... by all means rasta. Plus Pack is actually making LESS so wi increasing it this morning tuh $123,900 which clears us a profit of $16303.20. Statement #2 It is okay not to be able to afford something! Like is wah really duh people iya? At this moment, I cannot afford dis device... AND A ME A SELL DEM! I lose no sleep. Mi want other things tuh enuh, have the money but I cannot afford dem and mi nah cussing nor tearing down a soul! GET OVER IT! Gud mawning..  Wi open! $123,900 PLUS $350 DELIVERY fi a S8!!! Anybody wahnnn??? S8 S8 S8!!! BUY IT AND FEEL GREAT 😂😂😂

Perception staaarrrr... Dwl #PlusPackTheJourney  New partnership zeen. A gud bredrin who Gary has been trying to recruit for agessss is now onboard. First week di man smile and is all committed. Second week (last week)... Now I want to track our progress. Si how wi doing. How much money a mek, how much work is being done and monitor any leakage. Of course Excel is the simplest application. 2 SUM formulas, maybe a vlookup function and proper column row titling. Created it and shared it with him through OneDrive. He's excited as hell. Week start di man start cuss out hell. "My yout!!! Dis a stress mi OUT!!! Too much info to entire my youttt. Scrap it! Mi cahn bodda man!" Ahhhh sahhhh. Alright! Mek mi modify it. All I did was add color enuh. Space it out and graphic up di thing. Him now... "YES DAAAAWWGGG!!! Why yuh neva duh dis from morning? Way way way less work star. Gary you a di greatest thing eva!" Ooooo Mario do I know dis 😂😂😂

I am seeing 2 women & I'm not proud of it... #PlusPackTheJourney  This is very embarrassing for me. Yuh si... It is difficult being a man. On one hand I want stability, devotion and loyalty... On the other I want accessibility when I want it, where I want it and how I want it. Men you all know what I'm talking about. Woman 1 has what it takes to possibly have a long term meaningful relationship. She is always there and willing to help with your development. Ssssooo powerful a woman, but yuh just cant do certain things with her and would never dare as she is delicate. Woman 2 is short term. Hot, sexy and capable! Put her here, fling her there, ready to do anything to please you under any circumstance and without question. Woi! Here the problem really exsist around logevity, full support and loyalty. A loose cannon one could title. Im addicted to Woman 2 while inlove with Woman 1. #KMT!  Why can't I have them both? Why can't they both exsist and work together? Why do I need to choose 1? Woman 1 Im sorry... You're kinda too big and hard to manage, delicate and really expensive to maintain. She is smaller and flexable in ways you just cannot handle. She is why i haven't spent much time with you. I need you but want her. #MicrosoftSurfacePro4 (woman 1) please forgive mi baby... The #SamsungNote5 (woman 2) is just too much to let go right now. I am deeply sorry... I am but just a man! Ohh wait... there is another but she doesnt mean much to me... #iPad #Samsung #Microsoft #Apple

Art Critique... Gary #PlusPackTheJourney Here we have a 1981 piece from Barrington Watson. Absolutely divine, the way he captures this obviously realistic portrait of the 80s woman. Memba internet nor social media neva deh bout enuh, suh yuh know a man problem stan up dat! 3 ladies... The orange one Man a giving her problem and she tells her 2 friends. The Green top one is the compassionate friend and she just sorry fi ar... "Ooo God Mazey... Him duh wahh?" Now the one ina di Pink... Woi! As she name mek wi guh fi him a beat him. "Weh him duh? Gal mi nuh tell yuh fi leff di dry foot man from long time?" *snaps fingers* Gone back to my chambers. Good Morning #PlusFam! Art is a necessity. Every now and then you shoud go look at a painting or even a photo. It refreshes the soul. #jamaicanart #masterpiece #artcritique #womanproblems

Fridge update... Suhhhh... What we have here is a rather interesting Mathematical equation. Cool Fruit 200mL of sugar, syrup and water cost $30 each. Flava Mix Bag Juice 227mL of sugar, syrup and water cost LESS THAN $7.5 (pack osbourne 12 @ less than $90). Hmmm... Alright the Cool Fruit taste better but a savings of 270 ($30*12 - $90) looks better in the savings pan. *Voices in ma Gary's head* My yoouutt... Yuh nah drink neither of them. It is for Office visitors suh put it in a washable cup and pour it out like fine wine and gi dem it! Take the savings and subtract it from the budget! Tell dem it better! Tell dem it "mor-a"! OFFICE NOTICE: No more Cool Fruit for general consumption. Instead we have something that works out better for all parties 😆. #pluspackfoodblog #PlusPackTheJourney (www.fb.com/pluspack)

Change the way you think, and the way you think will change... #PlusPackTheJourney Dat sound shat ehhhnnn? I don't even know what it mean, but man it sound gud. Follow us on www.fb.com/pluspack for details on how this madman, Gary Campbell structures his work flow with OneNote. #Surfacepro #productivitybeast

#PlusPackTheJourney New Rider out! The man looks unfazed by the delivery protocol and today's workload. "Gary I got dis!" Yuh got dis? Alright come mek wi si nuh. Just don't die. Di man laugh tuh hell.

I like it enuh. And it has a back story. Hmmmm #PlusPackTheJourney