one of his chickens is blind and he got it for the solidarity
OHHHHHH i made this for the jokes but i legitimately love it. This made me research chickens w disabilities and some ppl keep them indoors permanently which is a Big Deal. (break voice) I like having chickens theyre funny but they can stay outside in the coop. Then he gets a blind chicken and his horrible paternal streak is like. Oh god. Oh god i have to baby it or ill die.
Reims duties expand to patrolling breaks house to make sure that the indoor chicken didnt have any Diaper Accidents or lay any eggs anywhere that break didnt notice. Also they get introduced when break is like “this is my newest seeing eye chicken :-)” and reim is like. Break that bird has no eyes.















