*slides you five bucks* holly,,,,holly,,,pls give me greenlove headcanons,,,,the world Must Know
so . greenlove is this super poly ship a lot of my friends and i came up with. we basically all made an oc and plopped them into a poly ship with lloyd uwu
so, ill explain the ocs to you first!
micah (owner - tumblr: witchlightsands ao3: whichlights) he/him bi flower boy. he a flower boy baby!!!! hes a flirty mess of a bi and is constantly supportive of lloyd. also he loves puns. bastard nerd
rhian (owner - tumblr: cynicalmiles ao3 - cynicalmiles) nb she/her ace pan. she has the elemental power of magic! she also has two dads (nyx and max) and a bro named jayden (owner - tumblr: lightning-jay23 ao3: lightning_jay23). good at makeup. the shortest lol. she’s in the exact middle of the bastard/nerd/dumbass/valid scale
myan (owner - tumblr: qibliwinter/lesbianskylor (HEHEHEHE ME) ao3: hollyus) he/they pan. depending on the au, he’s a vet student or a volunteer or owner of a shelter! he has a dog named scritch and he’s pretty much, besides micah, the most normal one of the greenlove gang. valid nerd
bo (owner - ao3: Nagasha) she/her grayace demiro. she’s a coolass serpentine (hypnobrai)!! she grew up in a group of serpentine girls and she met lloyd at a p young age. probably the most down to earth one of the group. at the very top of valid nerd
ver (owner - tumblr: terezi-kin) he/they demiboy polysexual aro. ABSOLUTE meme trash. ASKJNDLSDFDK jokes are like, his defining personality trait at this point honestly. tall bitch but not the tallest. chaotic good dumbass bastard
celestien (owner - tumblr: iwillheckingfightyou/anywaylloydgarmadonistrans ao3: i_will_fight_you) nb they/them and arospec multisexual. tol long haired redhead, punches transphobes. they have two moms
also: here are more specific ship names
micah/lloyd - brightshipping
rhian/lloyd - emeraldshipping
rhian/micah/lloyd - sparkleshipping
thats,, kind of all we have so far rip
OKAY - now we get into the actual hcs (which im SORRY miles youve probably heard them all in the discord nsdjkfldk)
rhian and myan are the shortest of the group, celestien and ver are the tallest
SO, rhian and myan totally ride on their shoulders and have a nerf gun fight
(in the circumstance his family is an owner of a shelter) myan and micah totally meet before meeting the others because myan has a shelter that’s like across the street from micah’s flower shop
at some point micah adopts a cat named skittles from the shelter and he cries when he first sees her bc shes so cute.
she’s around 2 years old and she’s a brown tabby with a white muzzle, paws, tip of tail, chest and stomach
lloyd used to be single as fuck before greenlove and everybody made fun of him, so when he gets SIX WHOLE DATEMATES he laughs in their face
after the whole harumi fiasco the ninja DEFINITELY keep their eye on his datemates.
kai, to all of them: hey? hey! you hurt lloyd i hurt you
nya: (pulls out her samurai x dual swords) ill let you figure it out!
cole: ok yall seem chill but if you ever treat lloyd badly…youll regret the day you were born. anyways who likes video games here
jay: you better watch out…you better watch out…yOU BETTER WATCH OUT… YOU BETTER WATCH
zane: (gives off sense of intense protecting of lloyd)
anyways, it is eventually proven that the greenlove squad are all also extremely protective of lloyd (esp after all the shit he went through) and would never hurt him intentionally so all the ninja become cool with them
greenlove is the lloyd protection squad.
all of the greenlove squad minus lloyd: i am the lloyd guardian. guardian of the lloyd
the ninja: morro quivers before them!
greenlove gang minus greenie to morro: FUCK OFF
ver constantly tortures micah with memes and jokes
though,,, they do bond over puns
lloyd: YOU ACT LIKE I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK IM YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG
myan: hell yeah go turtles
greenlove: (just doing shit)
ver: so bo’s a snake person yeah
bo: …well, the term is serpentine, but..yeah??
micah: yea- oh god ver no
bo: oh, um? i dont quite get what you mean, but his name is skales! not sure how he would react to you calling him, uh, skalie?
myan has, lots of grandchildren and children
(hint: they’re all animals)
myan, when a cat gives birth: hey guys look! its our 34th grandchild :)
rhian’s basically besties with nya
whenever she goes out on a date with lloyd, nya does her makeup, and kai does lloyd’s makeup (since nya and kai are makeup masters obvs)
any love song that’s sweet and nice: plays
all of the greenlove members simultaneously: HOLY SHIT ITS OUR SONG-
celestien: happy one year babe!
celestien is ur friendly neighborhood anarchist :)
they have a discord with the ninja & co (aka adding on skylor and pixal) named “0 days since our last nonsense”
kai: i will kick your ass if you tag everybody again
ver: (feigning innocence) but you didn’t say dont tag here :) :)
nobody ever. ever. EVER gives ver mod/admin permissions. it happened once and theyll never make the same mistake again
my hc shortest from tallest is rhian, myan, bo, lloyd, micah, ver, celestien
celestien when they’re around tiny animals: (tearing up) you are so small? i could crush you? you’re just? so tiny?
micah dramatically during christmas: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS , IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
bo: micah i know you’ve been telling us this again and again for the like past 6 hours?
ver: you know what’s my music taste? youtube channel historyteachers.
ver, yelling at the top of their lungs: this plague is bubonic! B-U-B-O-N-I-C
ver: im factkin with the lady thats always singing in those videos
he listens to it so much that all his s/os can recite renaissance man to you on instant if you asked them to
myan: love is dead. you leave me as i lay here sick and festering. you have betrayed me
myan: my dog stole my fuckign popcorn
their older siblings/parents trade embarrassing stories about them and its just terrible for them but really amusing for their older siblings/parents
kai (lloyd), nyx, max (rhians dads), the reols parents (micah), myans parents, vers parents, the snake girl gang (bo), and celestiens moms: (cackling evilly)
bo: so, i was doing this and my friend-
micah: oh my god myan and rhian rhyme,
rhian (before they started dating): writes her name on something
myan: holy SHIT THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT?
celestien nickname cel and rhian nickname rhi cause its cute
thATS MY HCS FOR GREENLOVE WHICH I LOVE!!!!!!!! sorry for taking for fucking ever
also if yall want to request hcs then Sure but from now on with hcs being put onto my inbox ill take them as suggestions- meaning, ill delete them if i dont feel like doing them (if you ask off anon ill post privately that i dont want to do it, if on anon ill just delete it lol)
