goyuu thought of the day is that they would be so funny in an isekai situation a la bingqiu. Yuuji is a perfectly normal guy who has a Gojo Satoru anime body pillow and watches a compilation of the best Gojo scenes at the gym (rewinds the panting scene on a loop) while his gym buddy asks if they can pretty please just put on something else this time. he gets isekaied while trying to help someone and lands in the body of Itadori Sukuna, who is Gojo Satoru's least favorite student (won most likely to take over the world one day at the goodwill event awards ceremony). now he has to convince his teacher that no, this personality change is totally normal and not another evil plan, I promise! alongside frantically trying to cram Sukuna's various evil plots back into the closet while Kenjaku is hitting him up for the ETA on the prison realm plot
Satoru meanwhile is confused and amused, but he's been very strict about not developing feelings for any more villains after all that previous unpleasantness and he's pretty sure Sukuna's tried to kill him like three times already, so he's trying hard not to appreciate his student's change of focus from his throat to his ass
Nobara and Megumi clock the isekai immediately but they're so relieved that their classmate is no longer evil that they just get the truth out of Yuuji only to make sure that there's no possibility of Sukuna coming back
Yuuji is having trouble sleeping without his body pillow, but the great thing about this new world is that Gojo Satoru is real! surely he can get his pillow back in human form. all he has to do is figure out how to seduce him, throw Kenjaku in the prison realm that's burning a hole in his pocket, and figure out how to discreetly record his teacher so that he can get his gym compilation video back. it's really boring to do push-ups without watching Gojo take down villains
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6) MEANWHILE, Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan got a nice dose of happy brain chemicals before starting his hunt and has gotten a decent amount of sleep while bouncing around the galaxy chasing down this attempted assassin. Obi-Wan digs in a little further at Kamino compared to the movies canon. He gets a copy of the contract from the Kaminoans. He ducks meeting Jango until after talking to some of the Alpha class (who introduce him to a couple of their proteges). Jango cannot hurry luring Obi-Wan to Genosis because he cannot find Obi for a couple days.Â
When Obi-Wan does talk with Jango thereâs a lot more âwhy are you building an army for the Republicâ and more paying attention in the Force to his answers.
Obi-Wan has concernsâąïž
Obi-Wan sends his concerns to the Council and Anakin with instructions to boost his signal to the Council and make sure it gets there. Also DO NOT COME.
7) Genosis. Obi-Wan sneaks around Genosis for a little bit longer before getting caught. He gets a little more information back to the Council. When Dooku says âthereâs a Sith in the Senateâ, Obi-Wan says âevidence or I think youâre lying to sow discord and ignore you.â
13) Anakin freaks the fuck out, runs off to Kamino, grabs the 212th being assembled for Obi-Wanâs return from this mission (which includes Rex and Cody), says heâs the Generalâs Padawan/Commander, and theyâre going to go rescue Obi-Wan.
14) Anakin did not have an assignment to do this. Anakin is disobeying direct orders to come the fuck back to the Temple. Anakin takes the 212th and runs silently. No one in the 212th knows that theyâre not in communication with the rest of the GAR and are in danger of being declared AWOL.
15) Obi-Wan or Alpha escape long enough to send a transmission to the GAR before getting recaptured. The 212th pick up the signal and rescue Obi-Wan and Alpha. Obi-Wan contacts his superiors (the Council and GAR military) and gets informed of the situation with Anakin. Obi-Wan orders them all back to Coruscant.
16) The dressing down of Anakin is a) in the medbay before Obi-Wan is dunked in a bacta tank and b) EPIC. Phrases used include âMy life is not worth all of these men!â and âDo you have any idea what happens to AWOL clones?!â Obi-Wan has to arrest Anakin for fear the boy will accidentally start a mutiny by ordering the ship NOT to go to Coruscant.
17) The Jedi Council. Anakin and Obi-Wan think theyâre there for Anakinâs punishment for absconding with the 212th and disobeying order. Nope. Surprise. You done did a mass murder. Into Jedi jail you got to go Anakin.
âItâs not fair! You need me in this war!â excuse me?
âTheyâre just animalsâ excuse me?
âThe chancellor didnât think I did anything wrong?â ex-fucking-cuse me? say that one again.
18) So yeah, Anakin goes to Jedi jail, the Jedi Council decides to hide that fact to figure out the Chancellorâs involvement in that and prevent him from ordering the Jedi to release Anakin, Shadows start investigating the Chancellor (plus keep an eye on the Coruscant guard who have to interact with him), and sad Obi-Wan goes back to war while trying to investigate his concernsâąïž about the Kaminoans and the clones (which is where I want the discovery of the chips to come in, but like, later. In a different story in the series. One where Ahsoka is Obi-Wanâs Padawan.
The idea of goyuu with Yuuji as part of Suguruâs cult tickles me.
I like to imagine this as part of an AU where Wasuke dies earlier than in canon and a younger Yuuji gets placed with Kaorijaku. Surely the kidâs mom will help him through his grief! (Wasuke is rolling in his urn.) Kenjaku now regrets not changing bodies and very quickly gets tired of having to go ânot now, darling, Mommy is doing soul experimentation in the next room.â Also Yuuji is a terrible Frankensteinâs assistant, keeps yelling about the bodies. Children these days, honestly.
And so Kenjaku stuffs a Sukuna finger into Yuujiâs sandwich and sends him off to the House of the Children of the Star with a note for Geto about how Yuuji can be used in Getoâs plans one day. Geto has some conflicting feelings about this monkey turned vessel for the king of curses that his creepy frenemy is sending his way, but ends up taking Yuuji in. Who knows, maybe having another kid around will be good for the girls.
Alas, the kids donât get along. Everyoneâs traumatized, no oneâs had any therapy except for cult-style confessionals. The situation is not helped by Kenjaku dropping by every few months with a finger for Yuuji to eat. Set menu, no going to your room without finishing your plate.
The girls canât accept that non-sorcerers can be good, while Yuuji has enough memories of happy times with his grandfather and at school to know that all this about monkeys is crap. The arguments are ear-splitting, but over time they learn to get along as long as itâs not on certain subjects. Being around Yuuji still ends up softening their opinions, with Yuuji happily claiming the monkey insult because thereâs nothing wrong with being one, and the girls benefiting from having a brother to chat with when theyâre not arguing.
When Geto dies during the JJK0 plot and returns as Kenjaku, Yuuji and the girls are familiar enough with the forehead stitches to know what happened. After a hopeless fight where they get their asses kicked by Kenjaku, the three of them flee to Jujutsu High, hoping to become stronger as jujutsu sorcerers in order to take down Kenjaku.
And so you have Yuuji, Mimiko, and Nanako arriving to the place Geto scorned but also referred to as some of the best years of his life. They meet Gojo, finally learning more about the man Geto referred to as his former best friend without ever providing enough detail, as well as the current first year class and Gojoâs ward. Megumiâs around on campus a lot, training and preparing for his future as a jujutsu sorcerer, and heâs a lot less volatile than the current first years, whoâve met Geto and are unimpressed with the quest to save his body.
Good thing Gojoâs on board! Not only does he stave off Yuujiâs execution when the vessel thing gets out, but he joins the kids on their red string corkboard nights of connecting Kenjakuâs various plans to try to track their location.
Yuuji gets mailed Kaoriâs urn and he has some big feelings about it, sparring them out with Gojo. Heâs a little darker than he is in canon, having seen a lot already, but he has a good heart and a strong sense of purpose. Heâs happy to share memories of the good times at the cult with Gojo, reminiscing on the meals and the jokes, the times Geto would play video games with them. Sometimes the girls join in too. The affection between Gojo and Yuuji starts off because of the fond and complicated feelings they have about Geto, but it doesn't end there.
Kenjaku goes to ground, but now that Gojo is determined to find them, itâs not too long before theyâre located. By now, Yuuji and the rest have started their first year, and their mission ends up as bait for Kenjaku to resurface. Success!
After Kenjaku is taken care of, they're able to have a proper funeral for Geto and grieve properly. Meanwhile, the girls inherit the cult and start in on some reforms, having been worn down by everyone's insufferable morality. Yuuji convinces Mimiko and Nanako to stay with him at Jujutsu High despite them teasing him mercilessly about his crush on their teacher, but also they don't have anywhere to go, and also they want to make sure that this teacher treats their brother well.
"We're not getting together!" Yuuji tells them, but Mimiko and Nanako are very familiar with what it feels like to be drawn into Yuuji's orbit, albeit in a sibling fashion. They're already planning the wedding. It'll be great.
It takes a few years, but Mimiko and Nanako do get to walk Yuuji down the aisle, even if they don't manage to get him in a dress. Gojo's exactly as smitten as they thought he would be.
Plotting out loud, because I can. astolat/GoT fanfic edition.
So Iâm going to do some plotting here, because if I canât build a sequel plot to an AO3 fanfic on Tumblr, where else am I going to build it? My head? Iâll never finish it that way!
Right so, Winterâs Crown by Astolat, which is fanfiction of Game of Thrones. This thing consumed me for the 4 or 5 days it was being released. Itâs a damn good thing Astolat posted two chapters a day because I was refreshing my email waiting for those chapter notifications two or three times an hour and then injecting several thousand words into my veins the second that notification hit.
Just as a programming note. Iâve read the first third of the first book in Game of Thrones. Most of my knowledge of the series has been absorbed by osmosis from my partner and general pop culture saturation. Moving on.
I loved Winterâs Crown.
I also took one look at the ending and said âwell, theyâre going to be in a civil war within the year.â
Again, to be clear, the ending was perfect for the story. Iâm just also sure that if the story continued weâd be into a war for the Iron Throne, like the main series is actually about.
Here be spoilers for Winterâs Crown.
So, our set-up for the sequel is that Robb is still the King in the North, with all the magical power that crown from the Children of the Forest invested in him. Heâs promised/engaged to Shireen, Stannisâs daughter and only heir. You know, the niece of Robert Baratheon, the King of the South/Seven Kingdom (except whoops Robb declared the North independent, so I guess itâs Six Kingdoms now?). Robb is also currently fucking Jamie Lannister. Jamie Lannister who was Robertâs Hand before uh... declaring? taking service? with Robb. (There was magic involved.) Who also probably didnât actually explicitly break up with Cersei before following Robb out of the throne room on Robbâs orders after the declaration of independence.Â
ALSO, Stannis has already said to Robb that he intends to declare Robert an oathbreaker as the Protector of the Realm. Which from a strict reading of the situation, Robert WAS. Which Robb has already lain on Robert with the force of magic behind it. Here, Iâll quote:Â âI name you false kind and false friend, oathbreaker and coward, and may you end your days in the shame and misery your treachery deserves.â Which, as far as I can tell the only witnesses who arenât Robbâs people are Robert, Cersei, the children, Margaery Tyrell, and a small handful of goldcloaks/Kingsguards. So, I doubt that bit of information is getting publicized by anyone in that room. Which Stannis was not.
Basically, I see war coming from two fronts. One, Stannis declaring Robert an Oathbreaker, which is politically tricky because either Stannis has taken himself out of Robbâs service and is making a play to be the king himself? OR heâs calling Robert an Oathbreaker as one of Robbâs sworn liege lords. Which, yikes. Plays right into the narrative that Cersei has built up for herself: that Robb wants power and will march on the South with the Wildlings and/or Stannisâs men at arms and/or the Lannister men (answering to Jamie).
I think if Cersei left the North alone after the Long Night and Stannis was very clear he was not one of Robbâs lords, Robb and the North would be happy to sit out a war and just work on recovering from the Long Night. Because, again, yikes, about half the population that survived the initial rise of the dead froze to death. The North is not in any shape to be going to war.
But I donât think Cersei can put herself in someone elseâs (Robbâs) shoes and believe they wonât act like a politically duplicitous cunt after power and only power. So sheâs going to want to go to war to strike first and protect her own power. And also to pay back the âbetrayalâ of her brother/lover (Jamie) abandoning her. Also Stannisâs betrayal of swearing to the King in the North. But I think sheâll care about Jamieâs more.
And I think Robert isnât strong enough, morally, emotionally, etc. to stop her.Â
So... I tend to think that Stannis at least wouldnât kick off a war until he could secure his supply lines. Supply lines which after the Long Night freezing a significant portion of the country would be in terrible shape. Especially since the largest supply of excess grain is the Tyrellâs and Cersei has that on her side since Margaery Tyrell is married to Joffrey.Â
End result is that I think Cersei will kick off the war and Stannis will lay the charge of Oathbreaking as a response. To you know, weaken/divide her forces as much as he can.
What Cersei may not have is a competent General. Robb, Jamie, Stannis, and Tyrion are on the side of the North (whether or not Jamie and Tyrion can stomach fighting their sister and niblings/children, those two at least arenât on Cerseiâs side). Tywin is MIA from Winterâs Crown except as a brief aside in the past tense and may or may not be dead in this iteration of the world. The best General we can reasonably project to be on Cerseiâs side is her Uncle Kevan. Who did see the dead with his own eyes, so that might change his thinking on if the charges of Oathbreaking are true and who that means he should fight for.
Meanwhile, Robb/the North has six direwolves, at least 3 giants, Brienne of fucking Tarth, Jon Snow, Jamie Lancaster, Tyrion Lancaster, AND, most importantly, every single hero and every foot soldier of the Long Night who survived whoâs willing to be called to arms again (theyâd probably all like to just go home and recover, but damn, if their king is calling, these are the people proven to show up when called). A significant portion of that army are Wildlings who are now released from their oaths and will most likely head back home over the Wall. But! There will also likely be a significant number who stay (*cough* Tormaund making eyes at Brienne) and can function well as a scouting force.Â
So the North has an army that trained and trauma bonded through the Long Night together. Morale/belief in each other and their leaders is going to be high. The Boltons are all dead due to events in Winterâs Crown and the Freys are possibly all to mostly dead, so Robb is not going to be stabbed in the back by traitorous liege lords this go around (no Red Wedding here!). What the North doesnât have is food.Â
So, what they need is to get the intelligence of Cersei attacking quickly and to haul ass South where they can pillage food.
As a side note, I am assuming that Danerys does NOT show up with dragons at any point to turn this into a three-way fight. She is not mentioned at all in Winterâs Crown, not even the aside Twyin got, so Iâm working off the assumption sheâs dead or busy on her side of the sea and will not be appearing in a relevant time frame to this completely hypothetical sequel fanfiction of fanfiction.
So, questions I would need to answer, for myself, before writing:
1) What does Varys choose to do?
In GoT, he is canonically more loyal to the realm and thus the people living in it than whoever is on the throne. We know heâs still the Master of Whispers in the Winterâs Crown iteration of the world and was able to slip a number of spies/potential assassins into Robbâs camp. Assassins who were routinely thwarted by Brienne and Tyrion, but all it takes is once. And people might be more willing without the magical terror of the oncoming Long Night/Nightâs King. Robb still has the magic invested in crown however, so maybe not. Essentially, I think Varys would be a strong asset for Cersei if she utilizes him (she didnât earlier because he was telling her information that didnât fit her world view). And therefore what he choses to do would be important. Tyrion at least knows Varys is the spymaster and to work to counter him.
2) Is Joffrey enough of a cruel bastard to still get offed?
3) Does the accurate parentage of the royal children come out?
Well, this is a lot of thinking about the state of the board at the beginning and not much thinking about âplotâ isnât it? Maybe thinking about a theme would help me out here.
The theme(s) in Winterâs Crown is(are) oaths, the costs of them, being a âworthyâ person, and when to adhere to an oath. So I would want this hypothetical sequelâs theme(s) to flow naturally from that. Meaning... the consequences of adhering to your oaths when your opponent doesnât. Good job brain, the theme is the Prisonerâs Dilemma and what shame and misery is the natural consequence of treachery.Â
Okay, cool, now I have the overall arc of my plot: a sudden swift victory on Cerseiâs side (she seizes the first mover advantage) followed by the slow build to victory of Robbâs side. I picture this slow build to be Robb focusing on the smaller battles and alliances that builds a solid alliance to suddenly at the end sweep Cersei off the board. Iâd focus on getting smaller lords on their side and peeling away minor but consequential logistical goods from Cerseiâs side (armies march on good boots kind of thing) while Robb keeps his army out of direct confrontation with Cerseiâs, nibbling away at their numbers in hit-and-run tactics, or swaying the men to withdraw their oaths to their lords and take up service with Robb, or just picking the terrain a battle happens in very carefully.
Too bad I donât trust my writing chops to write a drawn out war story complete with military campaigns yet... Ah well, into the ideas pile it goes.
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Scenes from a Sequel I havenât Written to a Piece I didnât Write
The brilliant @astolat continues to inspire me. Here be scenes from after the end of Raised by Wolves. Fair warning, the inspiring fic is rated E and Iâm putting my writing after a cut for a rated M line. Also, you know, spoilers. And expletives. Because Iâm me, and I cuss with some frequency.
Robb closed his hand around Jamie's, tightening up his too loose grip on the carving chisel. âThis is a poor hobby to try in winter.â He plucked the rough wood scrap out of Jamie's other hand. âWe cannot afford for you to injure your hands, especially not in this cold.â
Jamie nodded, swallowing around the lump in his throat, and stared at the fire in the hearth of their, Robbâs, room.
Robb turned the wood over and around, looking at the guides Jamie had scratched in. âThis is the weirwood, isnât it?â
Jamie nodded. âFrom the window by your office.â
Robb deposited the wood on the table at Jamieâs elbow, on top of the sketch heâd drawn before marking the wood. Robb traced the lines, fingers lingering over the treeâs open eyes Jamie had drawn before he tugged Jamie up, out of his chair, and to bed.
After Robb reminded him pleasure still came from his body, despite the cold and the work and the slow gnawing hunger, Robb leaned his head against Jamie's shoulder blade and murmured, âThe gods don't care if we carry their sign.â
âIt's not for them,â Jamie mumbled, lowering himself off his forearms and into the mattress trying to swallow his words.
Robb made a questioning grunt as he rolled off to curl up against Jamie's side, one hand still splayed across his back.
âI need⊠to remember. With whom and why I made the bargain. That I just need to hold fast, or⊠they'll still take the price because I offered and won't have to keep helping.â
Robb pulled the fur-lined covers over them and Grey Wind jumped onto the bed as well; Jamie felt warm for the first time since he'd woken up. Jamie rolled on his sides Robb tucking in against his back, there being no other way for the direwolf to fit otherwise.Â
âLet me talk to someone,â Robb murmured in his ear, âbefore you risk your hands.â
Jamie squeezed Robbâs hand in promise before they both fell asleep.
*~*~*
Jamie carefully deposited the old servant woman in a chair by one of the lower hearths in the Great Hall. Several other retainers and servants were also clustered around the hearth, many buried in blankets with sewing, mending, knife sharpening, or other such necessary but minor tasks as they could do in the cold on their laps.Â
âBoy,â one of the men said, âyou Robb's new Southern knight?â
Jamie kept the grin off his face at the idea of Twyin Lannisterâs eldest son no more recognizable to someone than a new Southern knight. âYes,â he said, shifting over to the old man. There was a bowl of wood shavings in the manâs lap, perhaps he needed Jamie to empty the bowl. âWhat can Iââ
Jamie nearly choked on air as the old servant held up a rough carved branch of wood. âIs that weirwood?!â
âAye,â the man said absently, holding the bottom edge up somewhere around Jamie's sternum, âdeadfall from the godswood when Ned was barely toddling.â He threw a string around Jamie's neck. âHow long ye want it, boy?â
Jamie blinked at him before moving the blank far enough up a sword blow to his heart wouldn't shatter it.Â
The man adjusted the string then tied a knot at the correct length and held the length of it against the whole brach. âAye, I can do something that long.â He patted Jamie on the cheek, like he was a boy barely ready to leave a nursemaid. âTwo weeks, no more than three, and I'll have it ready for ye. Good line on that sketch of yours Robb gave me.â
He cackled at the dumbfounded look on Jamie and pulled out a chain and pendant from under his shirt.
âYer not the only Southern turned Northerner that needs a little reminding.â
The pendant showed a godswood, one of the weirwood trees in front with the suggestions of a forest behind. It was carved so fine Jamie thought he saw individual leaves and branches swaying as the pendant rotated slightly. The chain was wooden, links sliding free from each other and polished to a rich shine. Jamie wasn't sure how he'd made the links but they were obviously from the same initial wood: the grain of the wood flowed up the chain in an unbroken pattern weaving up the links.
âThanks,â Jamie choked out of his suddenly dry throat.
The old man nodded, patted Jamieâs cheek again and muttered âGood boy.â
*~*~*
Tyrion was examining the pendant Jamie had left atop his clothes with a frown when Jamie returned from the hot pool. Jamie dried off with one of the enormous fluffy towels from the winter storage. Tyrion fingered the wooden chain, examining it as close as a housewife at the market looking for flaws to bargain with. Still frowning, he handed back to Jamie and began to dress himself.
Jamie slipped the weirwood pedant on and quickly pulled on a shirt over everything, a sense of unease stealing in.
Tyrion didn't say anything as they left the baths, the next couple of servants slipping in for their turn. At the end of the hall, he simply looped a hand in Jamie's belt loops and strode towards the backstairs. Several floors up, he pulled Jamie into the small office Robb had set aside for Tyrion.
âYou never believed in the Seven,â Tyrion said, a hard statement of fact, no give or question involved.
Jamie sat heavily in the one chair for a guest. âNo,â he agreed, âI don't.â
âYou wouldnât start, not them or something else, without reason.â Tyrion looked indignant. Like Jamie had upset some carefully put together plan. âWhich means you experienced something.â
Jamie nodded slowly.Â
Tyrion poured himself a precious half-cup of wine and drank it all at once. âRight then,â he said, putting the cup down perhaps harder than he meant to. âTell me everything.â
This time the gods didnât stop the words.
*~*~*
âUncle Jamie, Uncle Jamie!â Tommen yelled across the hall, dashing towards him. âSomething's wrong with Bran!â
Jamie handed off the wood pile he'd brought in to one of Robb's men and met Tommen in between the wooden trestles. âWhere? What happened?â
âRobbâs office,â Tommen said, starting to gasp from the run as he grabbed Jamie's hand and reversed course. âHe put some chips on the fire, there was a lot of smoke, he fell over and started shaking!â
âFindââ
âArya ran for a Septa and Rickon went to find Robb!â
âGood, go find Tyrion!â
Tommen split off, racing down the hallway, and Jamie took the stairs up as quickly as he could. He found the hallway with Robbâs office remarkably clear, only a thin wisp of smoke leaking out the closed door he knew he would find Bran in. The smoke was white, so at least the room wasn't on fire yet.
Outside the door, Jamie pulled the scarf he constantly wore now up over his nose and mouth, briefly wishing there was a bowl or jug of water he could wet it with. The smoke was thicker inside the room and had a sharp, clear scent he had last encounteredâŠ
In the godswood. Fuck.
Jamie made it several steps further into the office before stumbling and almost falling over an adultâs body. Grabbing them by the shoulders, he praâ hoped he wasn't trading Branâs life for the children's maester. Or worse, the maesterâs corpse.
Robb met him at the doorway and took the body. After sticking his head out in the hallway for a deep breath, Jamie plunged back into the office. He shuffled as quickly as he could towards the hearth (and heart of the smoke). He found Bran just before it, sprawled on his back as if thrown in the training ring. Jamie scooped him up and at least knew he still lived from the trembling wracking his body from crown to toes.
For a heart-stopping moment, Jamie couldn't locate the door. Then Robb called for him and he plunged back out. A Septa in the hall directed him to follow her as Robb dove into his office himself, a large metal plate in hand. The smoke drifting out behind them thinned and slowed as he carried Bran. He was slowing and feeling thin himself, a light headedness climbing as they went down the stairs.
The Septa directed Bran to be lain down beside the hottest pool in the hot spring. She made Jamie pull off his scarf and start drinking water while she stoked a fire to pour water on and fill the room with steam. Bran was still trembling as she washed his face and hands, then began trickling water into his mouth. Robb came in, carrying a bowl of wood chips and shavings, as the Septa got more water in Bran and his shaking slowed. Robb collapsed onto the bench beside Jamie and he passed over the waterskin. Something loosened in Jamie's chest and he doubled over trying to cough it out. Once he finally spat whatever it was into the chamberpot the Septa brought over, Robb's hand on his back the whole exhausting time off it, she poked through it with a small rod. Jamie was reminded of the aftermath of the thing he'd fought in the Wolfswood, years ago now. This didn't glow even faintly though; the Septa seemed satisfied at whatever she found, or didn't, and went back to dribbling water in Branâs mouth.
Robb passed over the bowl he'd brought in. Jamie poked a few piece before closing his eyes in despair and letting his head fall back on the wall. It was the shavings of weirwood from carving his pendant.
âI was waiting for a false spring to bury them in the godswood,â Robb said, low and exhausted himself. âBut I forgot, BranâŠâ
âBran likes to climb.â
âAnd it didn't matter I kept this up high.â
Jamie breathed out, guilt squeezing his guts. âThe maester?â
âDead.â
âFuck.â
Robb was about to say something but doubled over coughing. Once Robb finished coughing out some of his lungs and Bran was still laying so still by the pool, the Septa brought them over and bade them hold Bran on his side. The three of them took turns thumping Branâs back until he too started coughing. The boy didn't wake up once during the long time it took him to finish. The Septa grimaced at the streaks of black and green in his chamberpot. But sent them to Robb's chamber with strict instructions for as much broth and sleep as they could get in both Bran and themselves.
Bran didn't wake until the dark of the night, sitting bolt upright from where'd they'd tucked him between them. Grey Wind looked up from the foot of the bed where he'd curled up over their feet and whined, low and frightened. If Summer, Branâs direwolf, over by the hearth made any noise, it was too low to hear. Bran turned, just his head, stutter-stop like one of the great gears ringing the bells at the Great Sept, and blinked his filmed-over, luminously milky-white eyes at Jamie. Jamie shot up, trembling and without memory of moving. Robb was groggily sitting up, a sleepy âBran?â on his tongue when Bran said âBurn them all.â
It had been more than twenty years, but Jamie recognized Aerysâs voice. He shook, the remembered terror of nineteen and trapped in a castle under siege with a mad king rising.
âBurn them all,â Bran repeated before crying in Jamie's voice, âTheyâll kill you, the princess, the children, please, Your Grace let me surrender!â
Robb had seized Bran about the shoulders, calling his name. Grey Wind was inching up the bed, whining ceaselessly, and Summer was scrambling into the bed too.
âBurn them all! Fire the wildfire! Burn the whole traitorous city! Burn them all!â A look of wild glee came over Bran as he crooned, âYes Your Grace. At oncââ and made a short, cut off grunt, the sound of a sword driving the air from a body, hands reaching slowly up to his heart where Jamie had stabbed Rossart, Aerys's pyromancer, so long ago. Robb seized Bran's hands, trying futilely to push them down, his twenty year old strength no match for whatever the gods were inflicting on Bran, and calling for his brother. Grey Wind licked Bran one long swipe from chin to crown, the film over Branâs eyes gone after Grey Wind lay his head back down. Bran collapsed bodily against Robb, a puppet whose strings were cut.
Jamie gasped for air, tears leaking down his face, unable to look away from Bran. Robb reached over, gentle fingers lifting his chin before stroking a thumb over his cheek.
âKingslayer,â Robb said softly, reverentially. Like it was the greatest honor. Jamie sighed, eyes slipping closed and leaning into Robb's hand. The one true piece of honorable work Jamie had done.
Concept: harrival alt timeline AU where Percival is a of guest lecturer or something for the fifth years choosing careers. Harry sees him and instantly goes âyes actually I have decided I want to be an auror nowâ and they meet years later
Yes! Iâm imagining this as Fudge trying to entice people to join up for the aurors because ministry employment has been on a downward trend for the past decade and an especially downward trend ever since he took office. The general opinion is that the cool, successful people join other careers, while the rest join the ministry. Also nepotism. Crabbe and Goyle already have assured jobs at the ministry because of their fathers, and do you really want to be like Crabbe and Goyle? Case closed.
And so Fudge recruits several aurors to give speeches on how cool it is to become an auror. Maybe Percival isnât even an official guest lecturer, but working a case with one of the British aurors. He drops by Hogwarts to collect some documents from an auror, then stays because all these curious fifth years have questions for him and the auror in the actual guest lecturer role has been called back to work.
It cracks me up to think of Percival accidentally sabotaging Fudgeâs recruitment efforts. Instead of hyping up the British auror department, he talks about how cool the American auror department is. Or maybe this is even more of an AU and heâs Director Graves, head of the security unit for the International Confederation of Wizards. Everyone looks at him with hearts in their eyes -- maybe those like Hermione for how fascinating it would be to be a part of the ICW, those like Draco getting ambitious, and Harry just being really thirsty. I mean yes his father was an auror, fake Moody thought heâd be great at the job, his DADA skills are off the chart, but holy shit Percival Graves đđđ
Percival only visits that one time, but the students of Hogwarts are undeterred. Hermione figures out the career path that will land them in the ICW, the first step being to graduate Hogwarts with high marks, then go to some highly acclaimed wizarding university in Rome. She makes leaflets and study plans. By the time everyone graduates, itâs only the Crabbes and Goyles who stay.
And then years later, Harry joins as a trainee in the department Percival has already been promoted out of, and after a while he gets put on Percivalâs protection detail. Bodyguard/former-bodyguard-turned-politician romance ensues!
YES ABOUT YOUR TOMARRY HANAHAKI DISEASE BUT ALSO CONSIDER
Harry goes to the 40's to kill tom before he makes all the horcuxes or maybe to find what his other Horcruxes are or even because he just got stuck there, doesnt matter. things go kinda sideways when Tom, obsessed to know his secrets, starts following them around and now they are interacting and Harry is the only person in school that doesn't worship the ground Tom walks in and he should hate it but he doesn't and only after Tom finds about who harry really is he gets the disease. goes to madam pomPomfreyfrey, all that jazz, and he is *enranged* and avoids harry like the plague because he HAS to find a way to cure this and it cant be by telling harry his feelings, ugh. Especially not now that he knows Harry is his biggest enemy. No, he has to find it on his own.
but then Harry goes after him like hey what the FUCK and tom says something like "guess you found your way to kill me after all" and harry SOFTENS and I'm sorry I might have gotten obsessed thank you.
(The hanahaki disease post for context)
Yes! And maybe it all began with Harry traveling back in time to kill Tom, but he quickly realized he couldnât do that. So he decided he would find out what Tomâs horcruxes are for killing him in the future, except Tom has been so busy stalking Harry that there really arenât any horcruxes out there?? Whoops. And then Harry decides that heâs just in the past to keep an eye on Tom, which is going splendidly for most of a year, maybe even two, with the small hiccup of Tom managing to pry Harryâs secrets out of him. Theyâre not quite enemies, theyâre not friends, but theyâre absolutely obsessed with each other.
Tomâs version of obsession edges just enough into love that flowers rise from it, while Harryâs lungs stay clear. Tomâs pissed and terrified and finally tells Harry about it and Harry softens because he hasnât wanted to kill Tom in ages.
But that doesnât mean he loves him, right? Right? And so in the interests of saving Tomâs life, they decide to consciously spend lots of time together instead of just stalking each other all the time. Tom is convinced that either he will fall out of love once he has to be around Harry all the time due to Harryâs innate annoyingness, or Harry will fall madly in love with him and theyâll both be stuck in the emotional pit together.
Then for the angst, it takes ages for Harry to fall in love. Maybe because heâs oblivious, maybe because heâs scared of falling in love, maybe because his only experience with love is his motherâs love for him and Harryâs feelings for Tom arenât nearly as pure. So he helps Tom through every flower, every pain, holds him close, tries to help with coming up with solutions. Meanwhile Tom is absolutely convinced that heâs unlovable because he just canât seem to get Harry to fall in love. Thereâs a time limit and theyâre hurling towards it, getting way too close to Tomâs death, until it finally clicks in Harry that he canât live in a world without Tom. That going back in time was all about Tom--but not to kill him, never to kill him. He couldnât do it purposely so he sure as hell doesnât want to do it accidentally.
And so Harry says I love you and means it, and Tom is tempted to kill him but instead he just kisses him. Itâs close enough.