#plotbunny-bundle

Yes. If Luffy pisses him off enough.

Kid, there's only so many times you can call your father a stupid sandgator before you figure out just how unpleasant Crocodile can get if he's angry. He won't even care about making holes in your clothing.

Damn I'm drawing a lot of hair recently

“Lili.”

Nothing. Not even a flicker of light and shadow. It seems mu’s love is being stubborn today. 

“Lili.” Imu taps mu’s fingers on the arm of mu’s chair. A warning and a signal. Enough to finally draw her out from underneath that same chair. Her shadows are more solid, more snakelike, as she wiggles out. Snapping and crackling like breaking glass in the process. 

“Thou knowst not to eat mu’s offspring, let alone the offspring of mu and Beloved.”

Red eyes, much like Imu’s yet also not, far more brilliant they are, gemstones, scrunch at mu angrily. More upset at being stopped in the process of devouring the babe than ashamed at the act of doing so, if Imu knows mu’s love. 

“Then why. Explain thyself.”

Currently, naw, because he is high on baby-brain and also Konnox is only like six weeks/four "years" old, so “don’t let the six week/four year-old draw with Lex’s office supplies and fancy pens”/“don’t let the six week/four year-old steal Lex’s breakfast” is probably not really a concern that would occur to Clark anyway. Ma Kent has installed "food is a love language" in this man from the ground up, and I doubt she and Jonathan were ever the type of parents to complain about their miracle space baby having nondestructive little-kid hobbies.

Like if Lex was drowning the kid in tablet-time and excessively expensive gifts while ignoring/neglecting him emotionally or if Konnox was acting out by destroying things and then expecting/demanding immediate replacements for them and acting out worse if he didn’t get said replacements, those are things that would tweak as definite concerns to Clark even past the baby-brain, but from his current perspective Lex has been spending a TON of time bonding with and doting on the baby, and the baby is just a quiet, chill kid who likes to do quiet, chill things but doesn't really have any social skills yet.

( also lbr, translated through Lex-ese, Lex HAS been bonding with/doting on the kiddo, and Clark knows Lex well enough to know that, hah. )

I mean Lex IS going to be doing his damnedest to raise the clonebaby to just Take What He Deserves, which in Lex's opinion is "literally the entire planet if you actually feel like dealing with that nonsense", don't get me wrong, hahaha, but all the things Clark has seen Konnox annex are things that either belong to specifically Lex ( who is one of Konnox's parents and therefore SHOULD be providing things like food and toys and art supplies for Konnox, in Clark's opinion ), or that clearly came out of an office supply closet ( which, you know, traditionally is full of communal property meant to be taken as needed anyway ).

Look what your post summoned

He does, but purely because it's purple. That inner child of his went 'oooohhhh pretty colour!' and that's why he uses it.

Genesis has been trying to tell him that the reason purple shampoo exists is to help remove yellow tones from the hair so that those who dye their hair can get the dye colour they really want. Meanwhile Sephiroth is just clutching the bottle going 'IT'S PURPLE'.

He had a sorely repressed childhood let him have the cool coloured shampoo god damn it.