#plot explanation

One of these objects was a baby named Grogu whom he delivered to the jedi on the address sheet, but then realized the baby wasn't supposed to be delivered to the jedi and so he wrote a reclaim slip and the baby delivered itself back to him.

Along the way he met many future parcels that he will have to deliver soon. This season he is delivering three of those parcels: a former leader named Bo Katan, the dark saber, and a planet called Mandalore back to their people. This delivery is a long and complicated one that will likely span 2+ seasons.

What's the plot of dsmp? I have no clue what happens in there

You're going to wish you hadn't asked but ok

It's kind of a lot but I'll do my best. Also it's still in the works, so technically any of this could change on a dime but

/rp (black font from here on out so I don't absolutely destroy your eyes)

Season 1:

So it starts off relatively normal for an SMP, with the Dream Team and some of their cohorts messing around. Then Tommyinnit and Wilbur Soot show up and start making drugs (potions) in a van.

Drug van -> drug empire. Drug empire -> country.

Dream doesn't like this, and the members of the newly formed L'Manburg (Tommy, Wilbur, Eret, and Fundy) go to war against those who are still technically with Dream or haven't split off and made their own faction (also known as the Greater Dream SMP). At the end, Eret betrays them. ("It was never meant to be" #1) They lose, but reparations are made and L'Manburg gets independence. Wilbur becomes president of L'Manburg, Tommy his vice. Eret becomes king of the Greater Dream SMP. Niki joins L'Manburg, completing its major members.

Commence Election Arc.

Wilbur decides to hold an election to make his government look more legitimate considering he kind of just claimed leadership. Naturally he tries to rig it and become the only candidate. Wilbur takes on Tommy as his running mate, forming the campaign POG2020.

(Note: MatPat made a Game Theory video on this section. While it misses about 75% of the plot and side characters, it's a good overview of this arc and the mechanics of the server in general. The theory is also wrong.)

Quackity challenges Wilbur, and runs another campaign with GeorgeNotFound as his partner, making SWAG2020. COCONUT2020 (Niki and Fundy) is also a thing that exists. No one votes for them.

JSchlatt joins the server under the guise of a political endorsement for POG2020, but promptly decides to make his own campaign (SCHLATT2020).

There's some drama afterwards, but the gist is that Quackity and Schlatt team up and combine their votes in the final election. (George was sleeping.) With their combined votes, SCHLATT2020 wins, making Schlatt the president, Tubbo (Tommy's best friend and Secretary of State under the Soot Administration) the new vice president. Quackity becomes the Secretary of State.

At his inauguration, Schlatt exiles Wilbur and Tommy (the "My first decree" speech). The two create a secret base outside the border (Pogtopia), Tubbo spies for them on the inside, and Technoblade, a violent anarchist, joins the server and sides with them. This is also the opening of Wilbur's insanity arc (aka the Vilbur arc).

Schlatt holds a festival, and Tubbo plans it. Wilbur puts TNT (TNT he got from Dream, I might add) under the podium and hooks it up to a button in the mountain, planning to press it and detonate about half the country after Tubbo gives his speech. Of course, things go south.

Techno is invited to the festival, while Wilbur and Tommy are not. After Tubbo's speech, Schlatt exposes Tubbo as a spy and orders Techno to execute him. Techno does so (the death system is weird here, and every character has 3 canon, or plot-important, deaths before they die die). And Techno being Techno, he kills everyone else attending as well. Wilbur can't actually find the button so no boom.

There's more tea and arguing but the next big event is 11/16/2020. By now quite a few people have sided with Pogtopia because no one really likes Schlatt as leader, and they decide to go to war, all in, everybody. (These are the events of SAD-ist's Dawn of 16th animation if you're curious)

Chaos ensues, lots of pvp, Schlatt dies of a heart attack for good (yes that's what happens) and Tubbo is inaugurated as the new president.

But wait. You just inaugurated a new president in front of an exceptionally violent anarchist. An anarchist who just so happens to have been the major supplier for the war you just won. Maybe that wasn't a good idea.

Anyways Wilbur finds the button, has a great monologue ("It was never meant to be" #2, and I do recommend checking this one out because the guy knows how to act.) (There's also another animatic by The Channel Without A Name that shows this scene, called Never Meant to Be) Philza Minecraft shows up for it. Wilbur presses the button, big boom, and asks, nay, begs Phil to kill him. Phil does. So now Wilbur's dead for good too. Phil is also Wilbur's dad in SMP canon.

Wow

Indeed. The timing on this bit is a little fuzzy, and most animators take some liberty with it considering there's only about 5 minutes difference between the button press and the following events.

L'Manburg blows, and Techno begins the Theseus/So You Want to Be a Hero monologue. He finishes and spawns two withers into the ruins, completing the major events of Season 1.

Afterwards, Techno leaves to retire with Phil (his old friend), Pogtopia is annexed, and Tommy goes back to L'Manburg.

Season 1 is the most concise and cinematic in my opinion. I skipped the opening of The Disc Saga, which doesn't become super important to the core plot until Season 2, but just know that it was happening in the background, and influenced some of the events (one of the main factors in the revolution, the reason Tubbo became the 3rd president instead of Tommy)

Do you actually want to hear about Season 2 or will I just be tacking on more to a very long post

I'mma be real w ya my brain is fried

That's fair

So I was thinking you're not posting 😐

Can you tell me everything about your AU? :) Really interested and need in that! And lazy to read by myself. Will be glad for answer U_U

And your character.Your little dark-skinned dude with black eyes. The main here, he looks cute at last post.

I don't really know this fandom and rarely interested in that. But, I think your Baldi shouldn't be hairy? Or is this your fantasies and style?

Goodbye :D

(We are very much not dead! We just been a little busy. I have medical issues to sort out irl and my partner who also works on this blog Mod Pepper has been working so we havent been keeping up with the blog as of late. But I'm trying to get motivation to answer asks!

About the AU, it's a long story and I kinda fell through on it but the main character with the black eyes is named Vince. He was human before and had a wife and a kid, but his wife filed for divorce after many years due to Vince's anger issues and mental abuse and out of anger and greed, he killed his kid so he didnt have to fight for custody over her. The shock of realizing what hes done was too much for his heart and he had a heart attack and died. He went to hell and was cursed to be a satyr with tar in his eyes, throat, and bloodstream. He and a few others (like baldi, gotta sweep, mrs. pomp. and cloudy copter) were sentence to filename2's realm (who is the deadly sin of greed and a god) and force to work in a school with unusual demon children. Lately though, after Satan being dethroned and Lucifer taking his place, Filename2 (or Danny) has been given more freedom to do what he wants with his subjects. He decided that all his subjects are allowed to free roam Earth if they please, and only very dangerous entities are not allowed to leave Hell.

Vince (the principal) stayed in Hell for he had no reason to go to Earth for a while, until he was accidentally summoned by a vampire named Vladimire. The two hit it off and long story short, they fell in love and had two kids and are on their way to get married! Hopefully this explanation is understandable cuz I'll be honest, I'm not very good at keeping plot in order lmao

I'm glad you like him! Vince started out as a very mean and cruel person but has recently soften up a little and is mostly just a sarcastic, loud, lazy ass. His fiance really made him realize to be a better person :)

When it comes to my Baldi (who I named Emmit), I gave him hair because I personally dont like to draw people without hair since it's my favorite part to draw. I also thought hed look cuter with hair! That's the only reason he has hair lol.

Garry is a creation from a lab. 

Eyeless is an underling of Zalgo. A servant of his. 

Zalgo sent Eyeless to examine the laboratory that Garry happen to be at

Eyeless’ after finding Garry in the lab and later after he escaped from it, became his primary “caretaker”. 

Later Garry found Brian forgotten and at death’s door in the old building and rescued him. 

During all the time of Eyeless healing Brian they’ve grown close and someone pointed out that they sort of act like Dads for Garry. 

Garry didn’t even know what the word Dad means but after an explanation Garry sees them both as his Dads. 

Mainly for myself to get the rules down. anon vaylin went through the entirety of KotET, unlike some other stories that I’ve put up, including Chapter 9. Then, her body was tended to and my Darth Nox used Dark Transfer on her to put her back in it..

Because the Commander showed her Jarak’s tapes, and even Darth Nox has standards.

She then went through extensive rehabilitation. Now, Vitiate-as-Valkorion, Senya, Arcann, and Vaylin herself had been in the Commander’s mind, and traces of them lingered there, so when Nox pulled anon vaylin out, she also accidentally pulled out those traces. VaV was the original voice in anon vaylin’s mind when she was in the box, but has been either expunged or contained. The other three are still rattling around and bothering her. And sometimes comforting her.

Why does the Vaylin memory refer to herself as HJV, High Justice rather than Empress? Even though she lived through it and remembers it? Because she just wants to forget KotET ever happened. Because even she has standards. Well, now, anyway. Being a disembodied memory gives you time to think about what you’ve done.