#plif

I did this a while ago, forgot to put it anywhere lol

PLiF Episode 31: Grincy Winchy

Plif and Plof are a set of sandri twins from the ice floes of Iconox, In their early youth, they were kidnapped and put on display in the archives of New Atero. After half a decade of living inland and learning about the surrounding language and culture, they were released from the archives after a small minroe settlement discovered that the fishfolk, were not only too intelligent to be normal wildlife, but that they were a sapient species, native to the northern waters. For the next five years, they were bought and sold by multiple steltian aristocrats,who taught them many skills, and even about stealth, thievery and acrobatics, eventually they landed in the possession of powerful minroe, who simply gave the twins to a sandri businesswoman by the name of Azu Osimiri the twins now handle most of Azu’s land affairs, but when left to their own devices Plof will come up with ridiculous schemes to help benefit her sibling and employer, while her brother, Plif will calmly explain to her how her plans will never work, before diving back into his books surprisingly, they both seem to enjoy kohli, but they’re absolutely terrible at it, no one has told them that though

yey, I kept talking about sandri, so here they are, some dang fishfolk, with a backstory that I hope isnt toooo edgy, but I reeeally wanted to get something up on the tail end of Mermay, :U

and yey, Plof is the one with boops, Plif is the one without, and they’re wearin specialized wetsuit things, to keep moist

Guard Plif: *in a low voice* Yes lady Cambremon? What's the problem?

Kadja: Lord Ren's requested that a jar of red wine and a small vial of oil be brought here at once.

Guard Plif: *gives her an unreadable look* Uhuh. Lord Cambremon's usually the one giving the orders. He looks pretty asleep to me, my lady.

Kadja: *hissing* Lord Ren's ordered for these to be ready for him when he wakes up. Trust me, I have no interest in him acquiring either the wine or the oil, so please, be my guest, disobey his orders. I'll be able to honestly say that I passed them along, and for once, I won't be the one punished.

Ivan: Great job on the west market. I hear that swindler is still looking for his teeth. With all the speculation around the blockades, some idiots get ideas. You're both ready for something more challenging. I'm changing your postings, no more guard duty for you. But until then, I'm counting on you for tomorrow.

Len: Yes boss. Where's the rendez-vous point?